What's the strangest/nastiest thing you've ever licked?
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What's the strangest/nastiest thing you've ever licked?
The genitalia of an indigenous tribesman.
My dog's nose. I just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine and ended up getting a nasty taste in my mouth. D;
Your mum.
Now that that's be done, probably one of my friend's (male) cheeks.
probably a lamp post during winter
When I was a freshman in high school, one of my, uh, friends used to draw on the desk with his tongue. It was entertaining. We were very mature.
I can't think of anything for myself. I ate a flower the other day.
You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?
A butt, not that strange or nasty though...
My boyfriend's toe. He wouldn't stop licking my face! It wasn't especially gross for a toe, it was just, y'know, a toe. It walks all over the place.
Why would you lick his toe if he was licking your face?
Because if I got close enough to lick anything else he'd tickle me and then I'd end up accidentally kneeing him in the crotch or something, because well, what am I supposed to do when I'm being tickled, not be tickled?
I made out with a watch once... not my finest hour.
Beats me. A window I guess. I don't run around licking things.
One day I was annoying a friend and decided it would be funny to lick his elbow, it tasted terrible :onoes:. He jumped out of his seat and tripped over this chick's books. He called me a homo but it was worth it. :colbert:
Several flowers are quite tasty, and they make very nice garnishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Also Broccoli and Cauliflower are flowers. :p
This is the saddest thing I've ever read. Eating flowers? Licking toes?
I feel comparatively well off now :)
Which makes me wonder further why she doesn't have real food.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurSeveral flowers are quite tasty, and they make very nice garnishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Also Broccoli and Cauliflower are flowers. :p
Rye.
Pontus licked my foot.
:barf:
I licked much more than that, let me assure you.
(SPOILER)Like ice cream.
But all that hair :x
Oh, so you have every fetish ever on the planet except one for licking hippy feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I'm seeing an adorable Happy Feet spin off movie in the not too distant future.
Flowers can be food.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I guess I'm technically about to have a flower for lunch too, though this one's actually sold on the produce section.
Well if it was food I would assume you'd just say what it is instead of "flower".
ELABORATEQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
That might be a bit TMI for my liking.
It's more fun to be mysterious.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
A tapir. (don't ask)
Not much to explain really...Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKAELABORATEQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
One time I was really drunk, and I found a bar of soap that smelled really good, so I thought it had to taste really good, and it turned out that it didn't.
This story had everything: good characters, suspense, and a dramatic closing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
I tend not to lick things. Unless its a lollipop or something.
Agreed. I was on the edge of my seat from beginning to end.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyThis story had everything: good characters, suspense, and a dramatic closing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
Best ten seconds of my week.
Weirdest thing I've licked?
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Ok yeah this isn't an easy question I mean sure I've licked PLENTY of weird things, I mean it's just hard to pick which one is weirdest and also which ones I could actually confess to on here without a 1 year holiday enforced by the good natured staff here.
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I can't actually say the weirdest, my own sense of decorum and self preservation doesn't allow it. I'll have to settle for the back of a random (I say random, she wasn't all that random, just I hadn't gone to the gig with her just met her there and she was the one who put me up to it) person's head when at a gig joking around whilst drunk on a dare. Hair doesn't taste too great, especially when you've been standing in a boiling hot venue for 3 hours. She slapped me for actually doing it then kissed me for the same reasons...I was confused and had a hairball!
The thread clearly states weirdest :colbert:
*writes rap song with candy double entendre*
Ive got a lolipop right here :pokerface:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
plain or rubber?
Welcome to the candy shop I'll let you lick my lollipop? I think someone got there first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Bleys' wood.
I totally use to eat flowers too. I wanted their beauty inside of me. :shiny:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackFlowers can be food.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I guess I'm technically about to have a flower for lunch too, though this one's actually sold on the produce section.
Inside of you, eh? :jokey:
my ex's fun stick
Another person's tongue!
Just kidding. I honestly don't lick things. Not even ice cream cones. I just eat those. Same with lollipops.
Plates.
I once licked my foot to see what the floor tasted like, turns out it tastes a little like the average meal from my school cafeteria, only with salt
>>> A battery..:luca:
Let me just find that list of things I've licked in my life real quick...
Ah, here it is. Oh my, everything's all smudged. It seems I've licked this as well. :-/
Shocking!Quote:
Originally Posted by black orb
You're a disgusting human being, Eric.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
>>> Yeah 9 volt batteries, shocking indeed..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroShocking!Quote:
Originally Posted by black orb
I was once not paying attention and my laptop chord fell in mah nachos and I put it in my mouth and my tounge went in the hole for the charger.
ZAAAAAAP
How is any of that even possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
stupidity finds a way
Stupid is as stupid does.
Now now, this isn't an opportunity to insult each other, just ourselves.
I was just quoting Forrest Gump.
We can still insult you though, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Keep it PG rated and that's fine.