How macho are you? On a scale of Cuch to Laddy.
I'm not very macho at all, obviously. :p I'm not physically weak, and I'm a decent soccer/football and basketball player, but I'm definitely not gung-ho macho either. xD
Are you macho, EoFF?
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How macho are you? On a scale of Cuch to Laddy.
I'm not very macho at all, obviously. :p I'm not physically weak, and I'm a decent soccer/football and basketball player, but I'm definitely not gung-ho macho either. xD
Are you macho, EoFF?
no; i'm just male.
i sometimes wonder if there's a point to be macho; i tend to view it as aggressive for its own sake, like a dog barking at a goose.
so Cuch is way macho and you are semi macho?
I fit in somewhere in the middle between Micheal Moore and Chuck Norris
My favourite food is steak, I always wear plaid, and you bet your ass I know all the words to Total Eclipse of the Heart.
I clean to relax, since I was very young, and I prefer cats.
But then I like/do lots of typical "Masculine" stuff too, I think?
Is Black Metal Masculine? Or Shoegaze? I dunno, who cares.
And A-levels aren't very Masculine i'm assuming, since I'm 1 of 4 men in a 15+ class.
^.^ Bah!
This explains what makes a man pretty accurately.
So I guess I'm stuck in the skinny, white nerd category. :|
Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I'm gonna be muttering "man man man manmanman man man" in the store and getting weird looks from people.
I could give you something much more irritating to get stuck in your head XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
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Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICVEIRAI could give you something much more irritating to get stuck in your head XDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
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FALSE. That is the song I sing to myself in order to get other songs out of my head.
Take your pick:
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A GREAT BIG THING AND ITS ALL UP IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
Let's get down to buisness
To defeat the huns.
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you.
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within.
Once you find your center
You are sure to win.
You're a spinless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.
Chien-po: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Ling: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
Mushu: This guy's got them scared to death
Mulan: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Chien-po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us
Till the huns arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man
Out of you?
[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
[everyone]BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!
LOONY LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, BECAUSE LOONY BOB TOLD ME SO, LOONY BOB WILL KICK YOUR PANTS IF YOU DONT WEAR DEODORANT
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
PLEASE DONT BAN ME FOR THIS
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO
[repeat to infinite]
I smell a mash up.
Of the first two, I mean.
I know all the songs from The LIttle Mermaid, Mulan, The Lion King, Pochahontas, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin by heart, and sing them out loud regularly.
I'm a total alphamale. :cool:
Macho, not at all.
However I do like getting down to business to defeat the huns
I'm have more strength than a raging fire.
So basically you just turn to ash and blow away in the wind right?
I once wrestled an erupting volcano and performed a half nelson on it, strangling it while ripping up redwood trees to scratch my back with. I then ate the city I saved from the volcano and used their oil supplies to carve a tattoo into my chest with a rusty nail. Lastly, I belched with the roar of a thousand thunderstorms.
I'm a Laddy. I wanna be a Cuch though :p.
Don't they have forest fires in Aussieland?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Cloud
And? Are you saying you cause thousands of dollars of property damage and kill countless innocent people? I think I should kick your ass right now.
I'm not a uper macho guy but I can be a bit macho sometimes :p
Online everyone who doesn't know me thinks I'm a guy because I'm blunt and rarely cutesy. Offline I'm the exact opposite. I wouldn't say I'm a girly girl though. I like doing masculine things like choking someone with my insanely long beard.
It changes rather dramatically over time. How much time before said dramatic change? Could be minutes, could be days, could be months! I would say I average somewhere around 6-7.
EDIT: I wouldn't personally label myself as a man so much as a guy. I do however act very much like a guy would when it comes to day-to-day things, although I don't consider that to be a macho thing. I think macho is more about doing it to excessive levels, and I'm not very good at being like that. xD
There is some girliness in me. I'm fascinated with interior design, I've teared up in the occasional chick flick (though I've also cried at sports - Federer losing to Nadal in '09 Aus Open comes to mind), I do enjoy some shoujo anime and manga and I work in a female dominated industry.
I also love sports, drink plenty of beer, watch heaps of martial arts films, eat steaks rare, am into cars.
So I don't know. Most of the time, I'm probably more Cuch than Laddy.
For years I never really saw myself as being macho but I've been informed recently by my closest friends I've become really macho. Shaving my head, going to the gym & exercising a lot, constantly talking about sport and exercise. So yeah I guess I am pretty macho OHHHHH YEEEEAH( Still not over Randy Savages death :( )
This is the song that doesn't end
yes it goes on and on my friend
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
if anything you nostalgia you lose.
I can't remember the tune so I'm safe.
>>> Im pretty weak, so no..:luca:
The previous post reminds me, I spend a lot of my free time lifting heavy things and then putting them down. :monster:
Putting them down is weak
The only Cuch thing I don't do is bang chicks. I am a very macho woman D:
wanna bang?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
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Okay, Skinny jeans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Cloud
That's the best part of being macho. You're missing out. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
:hahaha: Try again.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarlandOkay, Skinny jeans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Cloud
Don't tell me you don't wear skinny jeans. :colbert:
Jiro? Is this true? Say it ain't so. :(
I like to show off my bangin' ass and legs, what can I say? Well I can say that I only own one pair and I wear them occasionally.
Julian is just jealous because he doesn't have a bangin' ass.
I'm so tough In Junior High I stuffed Davy Jones in his Locker!
Im so tough I can survive being flogged by a cat of 9 tails for half an hour, or 3 cats of 5 tails for 18 minutes!
I'm so tough, I drink milk straight from the carton!
My ass is out of this world. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Cloud
I didn't realise it was that big. You shouldn't turn around too fast in case you hurt someone.
If you like I can help cover the cost of getting that surgically fixed.
I'm okay with its size, I do my squats for a reason.
I am a Clo, and as such my manliness is immeasurable.