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This shall be the thread of songs that you play to torture others (family, friends, co-workers, people sitting next to you at a stop light) or songs that get stuck in your head even though they are terrible.
I shall begin.
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
Toni Basil - Hey Mickey
C'mon. Join in the horribleness.
That one made me physically ill. Good job, Jake.
This thread was made for me.
Venga Boys - We Like to Party
Haddaway - What is Love?
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (so corny that it's being played in my honor at my best friend's wedding next month. Never trust a big butt and a smile!)
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
Okay. I'll stop for now. I've hurt you all enough.
EDIT: I LIED!!!!!!
Ke$ha - Tik Tok Yeeeeees white trash.
:nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
The best part of this thread is that I guarantee at least 50% of the songs mentioned here will be ones that I have on my playlist, listen to frequently, and love.
We're already off to a good start :jess:
This played at work the other day. It was all I could do to not bust out laughing.
I am well aware of the irony of the statement I am about to utter but, kids today dont appreciate the value of a well done autotune. (and old people are just elitist who discount anything with an autotune)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
proto won.
I loathe this guy. and yeah all his music is like this. the beat is too cool though. if you cant hear cause of his stupidity, look for the instrumental.
What, no Nickelback?
If I even so much as hinted to liking a nickelback song neither face nor sharky would speak to me again.
Definitely Friday. It's like, one of my favorite songs now.
I'm a fan of the follow up tbh. It's like a giant smurf you to everyone :monster:
smurf you foa. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Tom Lehrer is freakin' awesome, he far from qualifies as 'so bad it's good'. :mad2:
Everyone gang up on foa! :argh:
Anything by Owl City. I hate that guy. He completely ripped off The Postal service, but made it worse by adding more dancey style synths. His lyrics are absolute nonsensical madlibs. Ex: "(name an group of insects) are (verb)ing all around my (bodypart)" pops up in every damn song. And he's awfully gay for being a straight conservative republican. All of his songs are about (verb)ing in the (animal)-looking (landscape feature). And getting kisses from unicorns and tit.
But I'll be damned if every single one of the songs isn't catchy...
I would still talk to you. It would just be in much louder, disappointed tones.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
There would also be talking behind you back. A lot of it. :D
Nickleback shall never be allowed into the "so bad, it's good" category. They are forever shunned into the "simply awful" genre along with Buck Cherry. barf!!!!
I'm glad we got the Nickelback situation straight.
This It's actually only good because its so bad.
Kesha - Tik Tok
EDIT: Oh wait, foa mentioned it. Then this one also applies. Really almost anything by the Black Eyed Peas. They take mediocre things or dope beats, and remix them with auto-tune.
Amanda Lepore - Cotton Candy
Sorry guys, had to.
You know guys we should really just rename the thread to "Pike's Playlist" already because seriously
P.S. O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei - YouTube
Black Eyed Peas, I Gotta FeelingQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Really, any song that incorrectly teaches me the days of the week.
Numa numa :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I'm going to make a serious list of songs pretty bad but good enough to enjoy so here goes.
Hanson - MMMBop
Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual (Aka the Carlton Dance song)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy
Five should be enough.
It may not earn you the seething hatred that foa got for Tom Lerher, but Mix-A-Lot? You sir need to burn. :mad2:
What's New Pussycat, although the version done by Abe Simpson in The Simpsons is hilarious:
"What's new pussycat? *hip cracks* Owwww-ow-oww-ow! What's new pussycat? *knee cracks* Ohhhhh god nooo-oo-ooo!" :jess:
Look NeoCracker, it's an awesome awesome song but it IS a little cheesy.
ALSO PIKE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT IS MY JAM. Have my babies.
Here is a song that actually makes me kind of ashamed.
OH MANQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF DESTINY'S CHILD
this
How can you mention Destiny's Child yet not bring
this song up?
I mean, "pay my automo-bills?" What. The. smurf. :|
EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLIN' Im surprised it hasn't been mentioned.
COMMENCE TO SHUFFLIN'!
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