This thread was made for me.

Venga Boys - We Like to Party
Haddaway - What is Love?
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (so corny that it's being played in my honor at my best friend's wedding next month. Never trust a big butt and a smile!)
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)

Okay. I'll stop for now. I've hurt you all enough.

EDIT: I LIED!!!!!!
Ke$ha - Tik Tok Yeeeeees white trash.