The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

Because I'm far too lazy to hunt the other one down.

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Justin says
and i guess one time i jerked off in someone's ice tray and put it in the freezer wtf
Eric says
lol what?!
Justin says
not me
oooh my god
not me
that is the worst typo ever

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:|

I always forget where I save my notepad file full of these, goddammit

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I got fingered by them a bit but it didn't lead to anything.

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[10:24] <@Rantzien> either way I think bringing a sword is in your best interests

Shouldn't Pontus be using an axe? :confused:

Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.


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Rantzien> I'm ashamed to know you.
Phil> I can't imagine how ashamed you are to have done all those kinky things with me then. Rantzien> Ashamed I may be, but I'll never regret that night.
Rantzien> You know the one.
Rantzien> The one with the figs and the little vietnamese boy.
Phil> My gooch is still itchy :'D
Rantzien> Sometimes I think I can still smell the vaseline on my arm, all the way up to my elbow.
Phil> The underside of my tongue still tastes like burnt rubber and smegma.

"Why were you Squalling on me" ~ Jiro

[17:16:45] <@Aexoden> you're still my number one
[17:17:11] <@Jiro> wonderful bottom kent has
[17:17:39] <@Rantzien> You must die. I alone am best!
[17:18:02] <@Jiro> We can continue this another time.

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Originally Posted by demondude

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I got fingered by them a bit but it didn't lead to anything.

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WHO SAID THIS and where? :aimmad:

EDIT: Loony_BoB> I WISH I could touch Excel with my pole.

<@Jiro> put my pennis to ur muzzle kent

Anyone would think I've been doing this on purpose but I've been saying that repeatedly for the past few days :monster:

[sharkythesharkdogg] it's like a national forrest down there.

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Originally Posted by Sagensyg

I can't read your text because my brain is being digested in your belly.

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Originally Posted by RSL

You're welcome

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Not really a quote out of context I know but RSL SPOKE TO ME!!!!!!!! xD

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Originally Posted by Resha

You're an awesome awesome awesome person

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:D

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Originally Posted by demondude

Hiding them in your anal cavity is one way to make sure I don't get them I suppose.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

KD, I love you.

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Out of context people!

I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!

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Stop letting your fingers do the talking. Use your tongue instead. :quina:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!

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That's pretty articulate for having a dong in your mouth. Or ninja dong.

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Originally Posted by demondude

he gives me softness, warmth, and some of himself to put down my trousers when I'm out.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF, while playing Civ with Pike

Okay, let's make sure to get this thing right up in there

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Originally Posted by Pike, on Skype

But then I'll have to pretend I'm not your boyfriend.

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Pike needs to give less context in her posts, it was oddly arousing until I realised what was going on.

Unless it's like...

nevermind.

You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

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Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

...slightly?

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Originally Posted by Pike

You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.

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it always ends with nuking Isabella though. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

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Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

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In context I had pictures to go along with it.

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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Originally Posted by Pike

You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.

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it always ends with nuking Isabella though. :bigsmile:

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250 TIMES

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Originally Posted by Pike

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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Originally Posted by Pike

You never know what sort of things we do while we play Civ.

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it always ends with nuking Isabella though. :bigsmile:

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250 TIMES

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It's always so nice of you help her to fix the prison overcrowding and glass shortages in her cities. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

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Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

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In context I had pictures to go along with it.

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He's not even joking.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.

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Is the meaning of this any different with the context?

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In context I had pictures to go along with it.

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He's not even joking.

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You two are disgusting people.

*sharkythesharkdogg waits for looooad

*foa* I did tell my LP to smurf me sideways and call it a day once

sharkythesharkdogg: so I should at least wipe it off on my pant leg first

You guys are cute.

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I like nuts

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That was the ever lovely FoA, we know you like nuts, it's why Julian keeps hoping that if he's nice you'll touch his. Poor boy is otherwise relegated to becoming the 40 year old virgin of EoFF.

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Thanks for clearing that up Julian, and sorry I forgot my period, Eric..

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Just what has Mop been getting up to with Eric and Julian?

ps, yes Foa I'm an asshole, but thats ok because you like assholes too and you know it, if you didn't you'd be full of trout.

I will stab you in the dick.

I love it when people put quotes from the quote thread in the quote thread. :|

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You guys are cute.

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Damn Julian, thought you claimed to be straight. After Eric's post I couldn't resist this one.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

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You guys are cute.

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Damn Julian, thought you claimed to be straight. After Eric's post I couldn't resist this one.

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Yeah I think Eric has the right idea:

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Originally Posted by Legendary G13

I love it when people put quotes from the quote thread in the quote thread. :|

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:|

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$140 per swallow is pretty steep and a little outrageous

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You don't have to look much farther than your usernotes.

whats a usernote?

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

whats a usernote?

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The old-school version of visitor messages

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One more second and I would have lost my mini me

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said by a guy in the dorm

Random out of context quote from last night:

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So the girl then just puts her hand on your pistol.

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Originally Posted by Pike

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

whats a usernote?

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The old-school version of visitor messages

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Am I showing my age with that one? lol.

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Originally Posted by MILF

lots of people called me Queer

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Jen> and Now, the lovely truth is; if I could the damn page I could probaboy adorn it with propers sepells necessary to make it urn

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Iceglow> at this rate you're gonna make me have to get a flight over there to come dry hump your leg or something

<sharkythesharkdogg> so, FOA, did you convince the other ladies to go the the big rod show?

<@foa> where?
<@foa> I see no hot love juice

DemonDude
http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a.../necrolove.jpg
again... DD

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I'm like a friendly AIDS virus.

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[/SPOILER]

I dug up a couple from Shlup :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Shlup

I would've been done already if Raist didn't make me kill him twice.

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Originally Posted by Shlup

I am the chick in the pink skirt and Raist is Mazus and I killed him and chopped up his body and am putting the parts in my backpack to bring home with me.

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I'm just gonna have to stop talking. :/

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Originally Posted by Definitely not Kaycee/Freya

I like to feel relaxed and want to enjoy the poo when performing the act. I don't feel so comfortable in the act if I wait until it hurts

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That's gross.

She has no inhibitions, what can I say?

You could say you're sorry for unleashing that on the boards.

Sad thing is, that's probably not the worst thing we've heard out of her, Julian.

Oh God, what else can there be? :onoes:

(Don't answer that)

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Originally Posted by Kaycee

I like cock a little too much

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She just won't stop.

Oh DD I didn't say anything about poo.

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Originally Posted by Shaibanana

it probalbly isnt that hard, but i havent even tried yet

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[Jen] it should be this hard to do this

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These quotes suck

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Originally Posted by Justy

These quotes suck my balls

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Courtesy of my cousin.

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having a fap. with my nephew buddy b

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Does your cousin look like you? Give me his number.

No, my cousin looks nothing like me. Also, my cousin is a girl. :p

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

No, my cousin looks nothing like me.

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So she looks like a guy?

Says the "guy" that likes wearing bikinis.

Wha? I haven't said anything for like a pag- oh.

>_>

that's friendship
[20:32] sharkythesharkdogg> xD
[20:33] foaz> True friendships.
[20:33] sharkythesharkdogg> make Allie fuss at me :(
[20:33] sharkythesharkdogg> friendships hurt my feel bads
[20:33] * rubah fusses
[20:33] rubah> hi foa
[20:34] rubah> <3
[20:34] foaz> Hi Dubai's :)
[20:34] foaz> smurf
[20:34] foaz> Rubahs
[20:34] sharkythesharkdogg> I like the new nickname
[20:34] sharkythesharkdogg> Dubais
[20:34] foaz> I'll hurt your feel nads
[20:34] sharkythesharkdogg> !!!!!!
[20:35] sharkythesharkdogg> I don't know if that was a pick up line, or a threat
[20:35] foaz> .....okay I think that's enough outta me for one night.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Do me! :jess:

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That's not out of context.

Let's sing an old timey song tonight y'all

Gonna kill me a sharkdogg
Gonna kill him way dead
Gonna drown his ass in a bog
And then smash his head

That's a funny way of saying you're going to smurf his brains out.

That's not what I was saying with that post.

That's how it came across. :confused:

(12:08:21 PM) pgies: time to watch bondage films all day
(12:08:27 PM) Kalidesu: :D
(12:08:27 PM) pgies: this is the best research project ever
(12:08:33 PM) Kalidesu: yes, yes it is.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

How many can you fit in your mouth?

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Me, asking "T" a question: How often do you shave, then?
"S": I bet you like to make love to little boys. lol
"T": At least four times a week.
"S": Really?
Me: Lol.

foa> smurf YES
foa> ICEGLOW
foa> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING IN EXACHANGE FOR THIS

<@foa> Michael.
Megan.
<@foa> Is your emergency buttrope engaged?
<@foa> ;D

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Just slap him and make him come.

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He came eventually.

[13:46:29] <@Pontus is the BEST EVER> Ponty
[13:46:40] <@Pontus is the BEST EVER> my boobs would look horrible on your slim frame

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Originally Posted by Shorty

when can I pencil you in for General Spaghetticock

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You can't go around spilling my private business around on the internet!

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Originally Posted by Shorty

spilling my private business around

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Originally Posted by The Best Teacher, EVER

SUCK IT AND SWALLOW!

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Also, female teacher said that... :D

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Use your tongue instead.

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Originally Posted by demondude

You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

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:onoes:

Pretty much the same in context too. Shape up.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

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Originally Posted by demondude

You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

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:onoes:

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I don't even want to know the context. :|

I, for one, am dying to know the context.

EDIT: You potato.

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Oh DD, you so crazy~

I smurfing love melted cheese.

DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Now I'm hungry.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Oh man. That sounds wonderful.
But back to the quotes out of context.
Dutiful Daughter Slai: "You can't come inside!"

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Originally Posted by prof. oak

I came when I heard you beat the elite four.

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"I LOVE pussies! Especially really furry ones! And when the purr... HEAVEN!"
Context helps wonders in these situations o.o

[19:33:33] mel doesn't have daddy issues so my charms doesn't work on me
[19:33:59] on her rather

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Originally Posted by Levian

but getting to the back door is definitely worth it.

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@foa> Jiro ate my kitten
Jen> I hear he likes to eat pussy

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2

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Now I'm hungry.

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WildRaubtier> oh my god everytime I try to talk about my birds in vietnamese hoa always thinks I'm talking about her vag

Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2

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Now I'm hungry.

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Out of context, not heavily edited. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

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You said it, didn't you :p

Here's another one for you:

foa> If you're in my lap that means I get to touch your junk.

This thread is amazing. :lol:

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

The way I see it, there are a couple of ways you can screw your daughter.

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Only a couple? But there are more- *shot by a sniper*

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

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You said it, didn't you :p

Here's another one for you:

foa> If you're in my lap that means I get to touch your junk.

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Surprisingly, no I didn't.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Classified> Well don't look at me like it's my fault that people find kids so damn sexy

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You said it, didn't you :p

Here's another one for you:

foa> If you're in my lap that means I get to touch your junk.

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I think it's time for me to tell foa what I want for Christmas. :jokey:

http://www.wrongtown.org/files/admin...0/repulsel.jpg

[19:43:52] <@Mel> my gonads
[19:43:54] <@Mel> are HUGE

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

[19:43:52] <@Mel> my gonads
[19:43:54] <@Mel> are HUGE

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I bet they are. >=D

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Originally Posted by Nikki

I bet Mels gonads are huge!

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They are /smug

ShlupQuack> Now I have to look up that scene of him masturbating so I can sleep tonight...

(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

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Originally Posted by Peegee

(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

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burger?

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

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Originally Posted by Peegee

(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

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burger?

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No.

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Originally Posted by foa

I am gonna wear that Leonardo head and a strapon and change her life.

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You really don't want a remote control with a digestive system.

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If there is one thing you can say about Isaac Newton, it's that he was made of meat.

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If you drink reverse polarity water, do you fart a tachyon pulse?

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Maybe you need a special brand of wood glue for Calculus?

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Right now my internet connection is breaking up due to fish.

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Yes, yes. We all wanted our ears to be a magical source of money.

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All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.

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I've always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.

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I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.

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Nothing says flavor like conforming to the shapes of something else.

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Oh no, they replaced me with a Canadian! You can no longer trust anything I say!

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It's like a fistbump to the heart. Except not so painful and life-threatening.

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I didn't do anything else for the rest of the day, but I was still sore for three days afterwards.

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I named my stomach Tony Robbins.

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You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine.

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Apparently, glass shards are a poor substitute for meatballs.

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Just to set the record straight, I'm not inclined towards, nor interested in, scratching the neighbors.

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If it weren't for Josh, we'd be drowning in aardvark parts.

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I always figured Quetzalcoatl would be more into those little round crackers.

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He likes e. e. cummings because he can't speak in capitals.

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What's the point of being a gypsy if you can't eat swans?

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You don't find The Damnation of Faust to be at least a little Christmas-y?

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If you're killing geese when you clean your chimney, you've got problems.

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Welcome to the future, where there are many different kinds of meats.

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With friends like these, who needs mixed metaphors?

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foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.

Oooh, foa. You so dirty.

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foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.

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Some context: she was talking to me. >:}

I'd watch that.

Rantz> Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!

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I'd watch that.

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I'd film it.

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

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I'd watch that.

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I'd film it.

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I'd join in.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I expect to take a pounding!

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I'd watch that.

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I'd film it.

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I'd join in.

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You'd ruin it. :nonono:

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I'd watch that.

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I'd film it.

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I'd join in.

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You'd ruin it. :nonono:

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You just jelly you didn't say it first, also:

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I like to be spanked.

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Pretty sure that's not out of context, Paul. It is, however, incredibly disturbing.

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

I'm a Chocobo poo sniffer

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Originally Posted by G13

They've got men dressed as women

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This pleases me. :shiny:

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Cim> and by the time he set his balls on the table i was too disgusted to look away

Cim> He was all over my ass yesterday

:greenie:

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I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

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Originally Posted by demondude

I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

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http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...thisthread.png

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Some chardonnay, a velour bedspread and a toothless granny - the finer things in life. *rubs body*

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My friend Kati: Your mom came out of your vagina!

chionos: ugh, my labia are like floppy doggy ears

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

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I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

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I went under him and started rising as he was coming down.

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

I'm a freak

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

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I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

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That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

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We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

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I am a freak xD

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

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I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

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That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

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We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

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Your probably right, I was in 2 minds whether or not to add the latter half but in the end I was just meh.

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I was in 2 minds

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in the end I was just meh.

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Figures. xD

From an msn convo tonight:

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Steve Causer-Smith said (20:17)
smurf me why does the oven take so long?
¿Paul? says
too many jew babies in it, hitler.

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This morning:

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special delivery

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I'm sure the context will be simple to infer.

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[00:21] I also know that if I have trouble chewing food properly, then so do you...pipe cleaners?
[00:21] seriously?

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I said this and immediately thought of here. Paul will know why.

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Originally Posted by Cim

She just likes to nibble on it

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Originally Posted by Sharkythesharkdogg

does she twist, lick, then dip?

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I'm assuming sharky was referring to you when he said that. Congratulations shion. That is a good technique.

"So you like to push homosexuals down hills?"

A gem from a new member.

[22:05] Foob when im enthralled in the convo i forget about my pms
[22:05] Sharky 0_o

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

A gem from a new member.

[22:05] when im enthralled in the convo i forget about my pms
[22:05] 0_o

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[13:35] sometimes i just wish i could rape a baby and get away with it, you know?
[13:35] i mean not that i would or anything
[13:35] it's just that i wish i COULD

That's not out of context. Also, it's tacky to quote yourself.

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Originally Posted by G13

That's not out of context. Also, it's tacky to quote yourself.

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Mb he quoted Quin?

:|

:eep:

Copy cat.

@mike> Probably better than peeing it onto the floor and drinking it up from there

[19:20] foa he's 80 years old and I would give him a stroke

@foa> I already came at your party

completely unrelated to

Kalilung> good way to endup with mouth herpes

[00:04:35]foa: No, I will talk about what a graet person you were
[00:04:51]Sharks: with my maggot infested dick
[00:04:53]Sharks: poor grammar
[00:04:59]Sharks: and bad research skills?

[00:30] Mike: Joe Bryan, let's start Acid Semen Bullets

kotora: them argentinian girls not into hot viking beefcake?

[23:39] hey, peoples lives resting in the hands of my dry erase board magnet is not silly

[20:31] through years of genital alchemy studies, foa had come half-way to achieving her greatest dream.

partycat: Iceglow_ are you male or female?




(Not really out of context but I laughed)

But BJ loves it and I refused to put on pants this weekend.

Hot.

If you and BJ went to the moon and there were aliens would you try and breed with them or would you suffocate because you don't know how to build a space station?

My bad, there was a < shlup > at the start of that quote but I forgot that it wouldn't how up without spaces. I'm wearing pants.

It's too late. The damage has been done.

Mirkat> i imagine it would be sort of like taking a gigantic trout
kotora> except it would be going into the other direction
Cloud> The other half would feel like holding in a giant trout.
kotora> so instead of getting it out you'd have to take a giant trout in

[09:30] Pike> I'm tiny, stallions would destroy me

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

[09:30] Pike> I'm tiny, stallions would destroy me

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Well, yeah.

[21:18] < Cim > You're going to get lost in japan and someone is going to tell YOU they want to put their hand in your vagina.

[21:19] < shion > what are we talking about?
[21:19] < Cim > hands entering vaginas

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Originally Posted by Pike

partycat: Iceglow_ are you male or female?




(Not really out of context but I laughed)

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as did I Pike, still it's not too surprising really I get asked this quite often.

We escaped with our skins intact, but Yuna lost something.

[12:32] kotora> are we still talking about mels penis

[22:52] < Mirage > melted cheese all over someone's boobs
[22:52] < Mirage > i would never stop licking them

*something inappropriate that happened in #eoff*

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I want this in my mouth, imho.

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kotora> yeah but people don't grope you on public transit in europe
Jen> that sucks

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Originally Posted by Shlup

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Originally Posted by Pike

foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.

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Some context: she was talking to me. >:}

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Originally Posted by Shlup

Oh, how could I ever refuse Pike and foa

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Its like this quote was tailor made xD

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Originally Posted by fierytempest

although cock and rum is always a win

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The heartmess of the ejaculation startled Mr. Dick exceedingly; and me, too,

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Charles Dickens, David Copperfield

[15:37:11] tavrayn> i'm racist against stupid tattoos
[15:37:23] tavaryn> and disproportionately large body parts

(8:25:40 PM) piecharthosen: !!!
(8:25:44 PM) piecharthosen: look what you did
(8:25:49 PM) piecharthosen: i'm going to get clothes on
(8:25:52 PM) piecharthosen: and get some chocolate brb
(8:26:14 PM) Kalidesu: XDD

[23:29:35] tavaryn> i sell sex incredibly awkardly; ultimately, they never givememoney

Kaycee says:
speaking of BJs i'm thirsty.

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Originally Posted by fierytempest

i love blowing dogs

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Out of everything that girl says that you can take out of context, THAT'S what you pick? shame.

Well, I could post worse, but... I don't wanna get banned.

What do you people talk about? :Oo:

Bad Dragon and the like

Thanks for reminding me why I stay away from chat.

I had to. /gator