Well folks, its time to say fare thee well to EoFF and the rest of the world aswell, in 7 days (GMT) the world will end, how do you plan to spend the last week on earth?
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Well folks, its time to say fare thee well to EoFF and the rest of the world aswell, in 7 days (GMT) the world will end, how do you plan to spend the last week on earth?
2011 end times prediction - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I'm going to spend it drinking and touching myself.
Hey wait I thought they said it was supposed to end back in May?
So how many times has the end of the world been predicted so far this year?
So same ol' same ol' for you, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
(That was too easy. I am ashamed of myself.)
That was the implication.
So glad someone beat me to that joke. Seeing it from the other side, it looks pretty bad. :monster:
It had better not happen, Wales are scheduled to win the World Cup two days later.
Isn't the world predicted to end every 50 to 100 years or so for thousands of years now?
Lol. Y2K. What a time to be alive.
if we lived every day as if it were our last we would doom civilization and ruin the economy.
Don't take this away from me, lady! I need any excuse I can to masturbate furiously to Capt. Kangaroo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I like to tell myself it's just to help me cope.
I'd like to make fun of this but it's just too easy.
Oh wait...Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
NCG has always been easy. :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackSo same ol' same ol' for you, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
(That was too easy. I am ashamed of myself.)
You still haven't had any, punk.
Sir I am offended by that, I am not a punk.
we should just have an eoff /v/ party and put all of you crybabies in the same room to get it out of the system
Nobody knows when the World will end. :monster:
By the way, Hail Satan!
Dammit, and here I thought my sentiment was gonna be unique...Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
"I shall die as I lived. With my hand down my pants."
I'm looking forward to it. Too many sad act bastards have been playing this game for far too long. They've been playing it for years - decades even - before I got it, and thanks to grinding have got some really nice tit. It's not fair. Once the reset hits, I'm gonna smurfing grind my way to President of Bolivia and then we'll see who's Master of Bananas. :colbert:
What is the number after 41?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Is this including or not including "end of the world as we know it" prophecies or straight up doomsday? Because if it doesn't entail utter annihilation of all life as we know it, I don't think it should count.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic CactuarWhat is the number after 41?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
That is the number of prophesies that end with Peegee being the last person on the planet, with only a picture of Iceglow in the nude to keep himself company
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I don't think I've ever heard such a horrifying thought...
My theory is all these fake predictions are just decoys so when the real end of world comes people will be calm and unattentive while the exceedingly rich fly away on thier spaceships leaving us common folk to incinerate. At the end of days they dont need any of that "crowds around the space ship holding up children for them to take" hassle.
If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.
*buys bottle of Scotch*Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You're going to have to get her more drunk than that, hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod*buys bottle of Scotch*Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Maybe a bathtub full of prison wine.
I wouldn't just stop at "someone."Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Yay End-of-the-world debauchery!
"I've got ants in my pants that wanna do a dance!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga GuessDammit, and here I thought my sentiment was gonna be unique...Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
"I shall die as I lived. With my hand down my pants."
The end was nighQuote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Please, she wants to make out even if I drink the Scotch.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggYou're going to have to get her more drunk than that, hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod*buys bottle of Scotch*Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Maybe a bathtub full of prison wine.
I feel the compulsion to make a smartass response here, but I can't joke about the French winning! Wales will be avenged by New Zealand!Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Therein lies my response. I'll be busy not dying so that I can watch NZ demolish France.
NZ has the hopes and dreams of us all.
I'm paying so little attention to this end of the world business that it will probably happen and I won't even notice. It'll just be a case of everything's on fire or some trout and I'll turn up the aircon
21st of October here, it's quite hot but not end of the world hot.
Hookers and Blow.
So what's the ETA? I need to make sure my apocalypse brownies are ready and I'm adequately stocked on Mtn Dew
Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep
So no awesome earthquakes
Are you smurfing kidding me? :( I plan on dying while violently clinging to life. Going in my sleep is not on the agenda, what is this GODDAMN SHENANIGANS.
smurf it I will just never sleep. Whatcha gonna do now, bitches? :smug:
EDIT: It is already the 22nd in my part of the world. If God doesn't factor in time delays then I'm not sure I want him at my place anyway. Not gonna sleep anyway, just in case he shows up. It's like waiting out to meet Santa; you are either scarred for life, incredibly disappointed, or both.
Well, Camping did have a stroke right after his last failed prediction.
I don't think God likes him as much as he thinks God likes him.
man why do people even bother listening to these fools?
all of my why.mp3
Since it's the weekend now, I'll stay up with you, Dak! I'll go stock up on Monsters and blow to keep me awake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.
Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?
I've never understood why some Christians are so eager to forecast their own doom. Do they really feel that they deserve such retribution for their sins? And how can a sane person really believe in such an insane prophecy? It doesn't make sense to me.
Bulltrout! Didn't he predict earthquakes and volcano eruptions and tsunamis last time? If god ends the world quietly, then he's just as lame as his followers.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
wait wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
NON believers will die in their sleep? So the remaining will go to heaven.
Man I'm going to be extra perverted with my SMS today
I say you inject the dust into your scrotum.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
take pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI say you inject the dust into your scrotum.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
Anyway, can we discredit this idiot yet?
Protip - even if a person had a 100% success rate with N = 100,000,000 - that still doesn't mean the person should be viewed as infallible or to have foresight.
Very strangely... my goldfish has just died. There are only four possible reasons that I can think of as to why "Frankie" would pick this particular night to snuff it...
1) Depression - Frankie voluntarily closed his own gills
3) Goldfish memory - Notoriously short, he may have just forgot to be alive
2) Kaiser's theory may be correct
4) I simply didn't feed the little prick
Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...
Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.
There's still a few hours left. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Awwwww yeaaah. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
I already told you, hang the smurf on, I'm on my way.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
It was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...
You sound like a dangerous guy.
I'm scared.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
I'll be over there... sucking my thumb and crying...Quote:
Originally Posted by BubbaforeverIt was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was affected by that post.
Y'all just wimps.
And?
If this post doesn't prove that Bubba deserves best newbie the I dont evenQuote:
Originally Posted by BubbaforeverIt was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...
And lets not forget that awesome sig he is currently sporting either!
And stop being such a postwhore to try and catch up to me. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
It's not that at all. I was just curious as to why a) you think we're wimps; and b) why that's a bad thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd stop being such a postwhore to try and catch up to me. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Just stating a fact for being shocked. It's not a bad thing though; it makes me look better. /smug
Bubba accepts the award for "Best Newbie" gratefully and would like to dedicate this to Coral, Goldie, Cheeto, Dorito, Frito, Fishy, Comet and Sharky... all of whom died completely unnecessarily under extreme torture.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
You're alright, kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by BubbaforeverBubba accepts the award for "Best Newbie" gratefully and would like to dedicate this to Coral, Goldie, Cheeto, Dorito, Frito, Fishy, Comet and Sharky... all of whom died completely unnecessarily under extreme torture.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
do you by any chance accept bribes?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou're alright, kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by BubbaforeverBubba accepts the award for "Best Newbie" gratefully and would like to dedicate this to Coral, Goldie, Cheeto, Dorito, Frito, Fishy, Comet and Sharky... all of whom died completely unnecessarily under extreme torture.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
As a matter of fact, I do.
I may need to take this into consideration later on.