1 week till world ends.

[Renmiri]

Hey wait I thought they said it was supposed to end back in May?

The end was nigh

[NorthernChaosGod]

If I thought the world were really going to end I would find someone suitable for makeouts and makeout.

*buys bottle of Scotch*

You're going to have to get her more drunk than that, hero.

Maybe a bathtub full of prison wine.

Please, she wants to make out even if I drink the Scotch.

[o_O]

It had better not happen, Wales are scheduled to win the World Cup two days later.

I feel the compulsion to make a smartass response here, but I can't joke about the French winning! Wales will be avenged by New Zealand!

Therein lies my response. I'll be busy not dying so that I can watch NZ demolish France.

[Jiro]

NZ has the hopes and dreams of us all.

I'm paying so little attention to this end of the world business that it will probably happen and I won't even notice. It'll just be a case of everything's on fire or some trout and I'll turn up the aircon

[blackmage_nuke]

21st of October here, it's quite hot but not end of the world hot.

[NeoCracker]

Hookers and Blow.

[Jiro]

So what's the ETA? I need to make sure my apocalypse brownies are ready and I'm adequately stocked on Mtn Dew

[blackmage_nuke]

Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep

So no awesome earthquakes

[Jiro]

Are you smurfing kidding me? I plan on dying while violently clinging to life. Going in my sleep is not on the agenda, what is this GODDAMN SHENANIGANS.

smurf it I will just never sleep. Whatcha gonna do now, bitches?

EDIT: It is already the 22nd in my part of the world. If God doesn't factor in time delays then I'm not sure I want him at my place anyway. Not gonna sleep anyway, just in case he shows up. It's like waiting out to meet Santa; you are either scarred for life, incredibly disappointed, or both.

[DMKA]

Well, Camping did have a stroke right after his last failed prediction.

I don't think God likes him as much as he thinks God likes him.

[Peegee]

man why do people even bother listening to these fools?

all of my why.mp3

[NorthernChaosGod]

Are you smurfing kidding me? I plan on dying while violently clinging to life. Going in my sleep is not on the agenda, what is this GODDAMN SHENANIGANS.

smurf it I will just never sleep. Whatcha gonna do now, bitches?

EDIT: It is already the 22nd in my part of the world. If God doesn't factor in time delays then I'm not sure I want him at my place anyway. Not gonna sleep anyway, just in case he shows up. It's like waiting out to meet Santa; you are either scarred for life, incredibly disappointed, or both.

Since it's the weekend now, I'll stay up with you, Dak! I'll go stock up on Monsters and blow to keep me awake.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.



Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I've never understood why some Christians are so eager to forecast their own doom. Do they really feel that they deserve such retribution for their sins? And how can a sane person really believe in such an insane prophecy? It doesn't make sense to me.

[Raistlin]

Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep

So no awesome earthquakes

Bulltrout! Didn't he predict earthquakes and volcano eruptions and tsunamis last time? If god ends the world quietly, then he's just as lame as his followers.