"Multiple Sightings of Exotic Animals Along Interstate 70"

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10-19-2011, 04:11 AM
Yar

"Multiple Sightings of Exotic Animals Along Interstate 70"

Schools Close After Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm | WBNS-10TV

Apparently some guy in Zanesville, Ohio who owned lions, tigers, bears and wolves let all his animals loose and then killled himself. School districts are closed for tomorrow. They've killed like half the animals so far.

wat
10-19-2011, 05:10 AM
Shlup

At first I was all

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsncrwcCvL1qcddlw.gif

but then I read the "killed the animals" part and now I'm all

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt1dmwxrbK1qhc7h5.gif
10-19-2011, 05:26 AM
NorthernChaosGod

http://i52.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/1zduf89.gif
10-19-2011, 10:40 AM
Jiro

He killed himself, and that was a bit :( but those poor smurfing animals.
10-20-2011, 12:03 AM
Laddy

Oh my god it's not their fault. D:
10-20-2011, 12:12 AM
Yar

I know. But the sheriff has a duty to protect the people.

They wouldn't have to die if this idiot didn't have them in the first place just to set them free. :(
10-20-2011, 12:27 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission? :(
10-20-2011, 12:49 AM
Peegee

What a waste. I want to fight a bear. Were any of the bears a grizzly?

lol 'bear'

@DMKA
10-20-2011, 02:04 AM
Jiro

Are they killing like giraffes too? Giraffes can't hurt you, they can't even see you, their heads are in the clouds.
10-20-2011, 02:13 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Are they killing like giraffes too? Giraffes can't hurt you, they can't even see you, their heads are in the clouds.

Do you know how hard they can hit you with their head?
10-20-2011, 02:32 AM
Peegee

I'm told that a grizzly swipe would take my face clean off. I'm thinking I'll have to get up close, and then suddenly their limbs will be useless. Is this true?
10-20-2011, 02:38 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Are they killing like giraffes too? Giraffes can't hurt you, they can't even see you, their heads are in the clouds.

Do you know how hard they can hit you with their head?

It takes them like three minutes to move their head from all the way up there.
10-20-2011, 03:21 AM
Yar

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission? :(

Think about the amount of man power you would need to tranquilize and transport 50 animals. And the fact that tranqs arent immediate. They had to protect the people.
10-20-2011, 03:26 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Screw people! I want me wild animals.
10-20-2011, 03:30 AM
DMKA

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Originally Posted by Peegee

What a waste. I want to fight a bear. Were any of the bears a grizzly?

lol 'bear'

@DMKA

Yep there were bears. One of them was adorable! :D

This is actually all happening in the Zainesville area which is only about 20 minutes away from me. It's been all over the news here non stop today.

Shame they're killing them though. Poor lions and tigers and bears and camels and wolves and giraffes. ;_;
10-20-2011, 03:41 AM
Yar

everytime a little city in ohio makes national news, its something bad.

My city has been on national news for flooding (2x!) and then when the kid who went to a christian school here was threatened to be suspended if he went to the high school's prom.
10-20-2011, 04:07 AM
Freya

They captured a few of them and took them to the columbus zoo or something.

Also one of the monkeys has herpes.
10-20-2011, 04:08 AM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justy

My city has been on national news for flooding (2x!) and then when the kid who went to a christian school here was threatened to be suspended if he went to the high school's prom.

WHA? Why was he going to be suspended if he went to the prom?

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Originally Posted by Freya

They captured a few of them and took them to the columbus zoo or something.

That's good, I guess.

I was up in Powell a couple hours ago near the zoo. For some reason the traffic was worse than I can ever remember it being. I wonder if this is related.
10-20-2011, 04:43 AM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission? :(

I read that one officer had to shoot a tiger to death with his hand gun at a very close range because the tranquilizers just enraged it D:
10-20-2011, 05:02 AM
Yar

the herpes monkey was eaten.

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10-20-2011, 05:15 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission? :(

I read that one officer had to shoot a tiger to death with his hand gun at a very close range because the tranquilizers just enraged it D:

D:
10-20-2011, 06:56 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission? :(

I read that one officer had to shoot a tiger to death with his hand gun at a very close range because the tranquilizers just enraged it D:

That is both awesome and tragic at the same time. I wonder how mentally scarred that guy is.

EDIT: And by awesome, I mean I pictured this wild animal just charging at him like a demon possessed. Obviously that's easier than imagining something fluffy being murdered :(
10-20-2011, 12:01 PM
Old Manus

I can't believe those unfeeling scumbags killed those poor, defenceless creatures with huge claws, teeth, and the strength of three fully grown men
10-20-2011, 12:11 PM
fire_of_avalon

Can you believe taking down a tiger with a 9mm? Jesus.
10-20-2011, 01:53 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I can't believe those unfeeling scumbags killed those poor, defenceless creatures with huge claws, teeth, and the strength of three fully grown men

Sure but it's not like they were like "hey guys you know what'd be cool? Breaking outta this place and just smurfing faceraping cops with our claws"
"aw yeah you're one freaky cat"
10-20-2011, 02:01 PM
Loony BoB

Stunned that they couldn't find a tranq gun or a taser, let alone a TV wildlife documentary host. Any of these would surely have managed the situation in a more life-saving manner.
10-20-2011, 02:12 PM
fire_of_avalon

Jack Hanna, who is like the most famous TV-Wildlife dude ever, basically said they had no choice besidesshoot to kill for most of the animals. According to him, a tranq dose could take 3-10 minutes to take effect, and in the meantime you have a REALLY pissed off and scared Bengal tiger. Oh wait. You have 18.

It's really, really horrible especially since some of the animals are such threatened species. The best thing that will come from this is the state of Ohio at the very least will enact some much tougher laws on owning exotic animals (as in making it ttly illegal.)
10-20-2011, 05:40 PM
Psychotic

You lot are such sissies. Good god I wish I was out there. Just give me a high powered rifle and a whole lot of grenades. Blowing the heads off defenceless animals and scattering their limbs everywhere makes me forget about my embarassingly small penis.

plus seriously they must've cooked those things and eaten them because what a waste if not.
10-21-2011, 01:30 AM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

plus seriously they must've cooked those things and eaten them because what a waste if not.

That's commie talk.

We mount that trout on our wall above the bigscreen.
10-21-2011, 01:42 AM
Vincent, Thunder God

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

It's really, really horrible especially since some of the animals are such threatened species. The best thing that will come from this is the state of Ohio at the very least will enact some much tougher laws on owning exotic animals (as in making it ttly illegal.)

Yeah, I heard on the news that the owner who killed himself had been charged numerous times and just been let out of prison, and yet the state saw fit to allow him to own all of these animals. It's ridiculous. I really hope they change the laws around exotic animals there.
10-23-2011, 01:32 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

You lot are such sissies. Good god I wish I was out there. Just give me a high powered rifle and a whole lot of grenades. Blowing the heads off defenceless animals and scattering their limbs everywhere makes me forget about my embarassingly small penis.

plus seriously they must've cooked those things and eaten them because what a waste if not.

You do the killing, I'll go sweet talk the awesome Aussie lesbian chef I know in to cooking us Tiger Steaks!
10-23-2011, 11:37 AM
Jiro

She shouldn't know how to cook tiger steaks, we don't have tigers here.

...WAIT NOW IT MAKES SENSE
10-23-2011, 07:03 PM
NorthernChaosGod

You ate all the smurfing tigers, Dak. I hold you personally responsible.
10-23-2011, 08:56 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

You ate all the smurfing tigers, Dak. I hold you personally responsible.

I bet tiger meat is good for you. Most game meats are.

god I could go for a venison steak right now.
10-24-2011, 12:01 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Tiger blood?

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