"Multiple Sightings of Exotic Animals Along Interstate 70"

[Yar]

Schools Close After Animals Escape Muskingum Co. Exotic Animal Farm | WBNS-10TV

Apparently some guy in Zanesville, Ohio who owned lions, tigers, bears and wolves let all his animals loose and then killled himself. School districts are closed for tomorrow. They've killed like half the animals so far.

wat

[Shlup]

At first I was all



but then I read the "killed the animals" part and now I'm all

[NorthernChaosGod]

[Jiro]

He killed himself, and that was a bit but those poor smurfing animals.

[Laddy]

Oh my god it's not their fault. D:

[Yar]

I know. But the sheriff has a duty to protect the people.

They wouldn't have to die if this idiot didn't have them in the first place just to set them free.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission?

[Peegee]

What a waste. I want to fight a bear. Were any of the bears a grizzly?

lol 'bear'

@DMKA

[Jiro]

Are they killing like giraffes too? Giraffes can't hurt you, they can't even see you, their heads are in the clouds.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Are they killing like giraffes too? Giraffes can't hurt you, they can't even see you, their heads are in the clouds.

Do you know how hard they can hit you with their head?

[Peegee]

I'm told that a grizzly swipe would take my face clean off. I'm thinking I'll have to get up close, and then suddenly their limbs will be useless. Is this true?

[Jiro]

Are they killing like giraffes too? Giraffes can't hurt you, they can't even see you, their heads are in the clouds.

Do you know how hard they can hit you with their head?

It takes them like three minutes to move their head from all the way up there.

[Yar]

Why can't they just be tranq'd into submission?

Think about the amount of man power you would need to tranquilize and transport 50 animals. And the fact that tranqs arent immediate. They had to protect the people.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Screw people! I want me wild animals.

[DMKA]

What a waste. I want to fight a bear. Were any of the bears a grizzly?

lol 'bear'

@DMKA

Yep there were bears. One of them was adorable!

This is actually all happening in the Zainesville area which is only about 20 minutes away from me. It's been all over the news here non stop today.

Shame they're killing them though. Poor lions and tigers and bears and camels and wolves and giraffes. ;_;