Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.
My work uniform consists of black slacks and a blue top.
I don't wear jewelry (other than my watch) or things in my hair.
How am I supposed to avoid getting pinched during my long work shift tomorrow? :(
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Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.
My work uniform consists of black slacks and a blue top.
I don't wear jewelry (other than my watch) or things in my hair.
How am I supposed to avoid getting pinched during my long work shift tomorrow? :(
Green underwear.
Nobody would see that. Unless she wore them outside of her clothes. Which would be awesome.
You could wear a green button or something. Or you could go foa-style and let everyone know that they won't be getting back any part of their body that touches you.
Green....uh....lantern. Carry one.
Idea: wear jewelry once. It's not addictive, I swear.
Or, like, a pin.
Or just don't wear green.
You could also chalk your hair, but I assume you're not going to have time to get green pastels.
The more I think about it the more I'm pretty sure I don't own any green articles of clothing.
Tape a piece of green construction paper on yourself.
A few suggestions...
- Buy some green shoelaces
- Be really ill and your complexion should take on a nice green colour
- Take Kermit the frog with you
- If you've got a really runny nose then just don't blow it
- Pretend someone has something you really want and you'll go green with envy... OK that was pretty bad... I'm gonna stop now.
So what did you decide on?
you could paint your nails green?
I have never painted my nails and I am certainly not about to start now! :mymelbert: You won't be getting me in a dress anytime soon, either, Mr. Joe Bryan!Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
I went to work five minutes early and bought some shamrock stickers and put one on my nametag. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Lol, one sticker? What a cop out. :p
I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.
Seconded!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
:doublecolbert:
Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress!
Pike in a suit of armor? (SPOILER)You could wear the dress and nails under the armor.
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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I can't see pike in a dress anywhere, so this thread greatly disappoints me.
I possess a picture of Pike in a dress.
I may be amenable to... negotiating access to this image. If the price is right. Bidding starts at $5,000.
I'll give you a photo of a red-kneed tarantula and change an EoFFer of your choosing's join date and location.
All the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/o...e-my-money.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Pike in a dress! WHAT! PIKE IN A DRESS!
I just carried around a baby that was wearing green all day, not one pinch.
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I am aware that I look creepy. If you don't like it, you can resolve your issue by chugging a bottle of bleach.
You look like you're going to eat that poor child.
The string of that hoodie is green.
Blue, it is a headphone.
MILF and I should start a Kickstarter drive. All money goes toward uploading this mysterious picture of Pike in a Dress.
There's nothing wrong with being a female who doesn't do things like wear make-up or get your hair did or wear dresses... but there is something wrong with being unwilling to even try it. I came to this thread for pictures of Pike in a dress and I demand this want be satisfied!
I had my hair done for this picture of Pike in a Dress that MILF is talking about.
NOW TAKING BIDS
I suggest demoting Pike if she doesn't fulfill our satisfaction.
I suggest more drastic means.
Hair did how?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
DON'T YOU EVEN STARTQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Um I dunno, the hairstylist put it all up in a big... poofy... thing. It was for prom, I was like 18.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI suggest more drastic means.
Hair did how?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Well that just sounds great. Pics or it didn't happen.
Seconded :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I'm just going to go to Montana and make her do it. smurf your pictures, gosh.
Come on, Pike. The demand for this picture is now too great. This might even surpass that picture of you with an AK47.
Hang on, how about a picture of Pike in a dress, whilst holding an AK47?!
That would be awesome.
I fixed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
But you have to take pictures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Not for you guys, for sir Milf.
smurf you, Dak.
Am I the only one who does NOT want to see Pike in a dress.
Pike belongs in a dress like I belong in Mexico wearing a see through tutu.
AKA Not at all.
Dak is a scholar and a gentleman.
EDIT: so is HC.
I'll just Draw you in a dress in PokEoFF. THAT'LL SHOW YOU!