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So what's a fair dinkum American thing to do? What should I endeavour to do while I'm here in my last few weeks? I ate myself a bison burger the other day; you little ripper I thought, this is a smurfin' tasty burger. Something to write home to the missus about and all. But I need some more good ol' USA things to do!
I'm going to, out of sheer curiosity, try that apple pie with cheese on it thing that they do. It looks so intriguingly gross! You should do that too.
For the good of all Australians out there, I'll do this for you. If I die, it'll be a heroes death.
Never use the letter "u", and get snooty when other people do.
Oh God bison burgers are THE BEST. Legit drooling over here.
Um um um, let's see. Do you own a stetson hat yet? They're hilariously cliche.
Play some sports that only your country plays... just so you can be the best at them.
Try to push your beliefs on other people. It's the American way!
Okay, seriously I would say that if you are still around for July 4th, try to light off a bunch of fireworks or go to a crazy firework show. If you aren't going to be around, just do it anyway before you leave.
I'll let off a bunch of fireworks before I get my final flight out of LAX.
You're going to have to sue someone over something ridiculous that was probably your own doing.
Uhm... I'll bet we could get Jeremy and Monda to go to Little Tokyo if you want. We could go to Disneyland, but just a ticket for the day is like $100... I know I can get a discount but I'd have to check how much. Where are you for the rest of the month?
Go to Chunky's in San Antonio, Texas and eat the spiciest burger ever!
light bottle rockets and throw them (not at people or animals)
eat ridiculous ice cream
play video games before PAL regions
attend a Tea Party rally
go to a park the facilities of which were built during the 30s as part of the CCC program
This post alone set off dozens of red-flags at the NSA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Dozens of flags should have been set of at the NSA when they let me back into the country with an expired visa.
Liberal -> Gun Store -> Gun Range -> Conservative
Educate yourself.
It's like the old expression goes:
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
Jiro just stay here in Montana where we're cool
- No sales tax
- Free/cheap everything because the local/state government is a bro and pays for everything (and still ends up with a surplus every year)
- Everything is casual and chill
- Pike and Huxley
Sex with a hot American babe with blonde hair, blue eyes, and big tits.
...would be a great porno to watch in your American hotel room...Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
Porn. The lifeblood of America.
Not really. Everyone can get that stuff free off the Internet than pay to watch it on tv at a motel.
Spoken like a bitter porn actor... who can no longer get work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
seriously, who would rent a hotel room to watch porn??
You've already done it Dak: Say 'Red, White & Blue' like it only refers to the American flag because no other flags or countries exist other than yours, to you knowledge.
Every wank American horror film for the last ten years?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
The ideology changes, the whining persist, apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
I have another idea. Get in a car crash. Make sure you survive. When asked how you got in your accident say that you asked Jesus to take the wheel.
If you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
HE LIVES IN ENGLAND YOU NONCE :hahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
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Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
I don't even...*facedesk* Maybe the Location section has really become defunctQuote:
Originally Posted by JiroHE LIVES IN ENGLAND YOU NONCE :hahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
Has the definition of 'nonce' changed from what I thought it was recently or something
Last time I checked, the UK wasn't part of America...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
In his head, everywhere is America.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKALast time I checked, the UK wasn't part of America...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
It should be.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKALast time I checked, the UK wasn't part of America...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
And let the Xenophobia begin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIt should be.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKALast time I checked, the UK wasn't part of America...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingIf you hate America so much, perhaps you should just get the smurf out?Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
Ride a horse through a drive through. If you don't do it once, you aren't living.
I'm an imperialist, not an xenophobe.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
Fix'd :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix RisingI'm ignorant, not a xenophobe.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
EDIT: Fixed terrible grammar too.
Not sure if very elaborate troll account, or just that ignorant. This could be, like, a year long build up to an April Fool's joke.
Wait Jiro I have an idea.
Phoenix Rising is basically the stereotypical American, so perhaps you should do him! :jokey:
I concur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike