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MILF will never be a mod himself, of course, because that would take away his power. His power being that anyone who dates him inevitably becomes a mod. Feels good man.
ITT we talk about EoFF super powers. Or dating other EoFFers. Or something. I dunno, pick a topic. :jess:
I have a power of not being banned. Yay me!
Now I don't know who's dating who any more.
I have the power of reincarnation.
Same here, I know nothing.
i post a lot about semen/dongs/breasts and never get in trouble
I posted about things like Pike's serrated robo-gina, and raping DD with an almond butter slathered erection. No banning occurred.
thanks. now im turgid.
i am dating everybody
He has power through you.
I know because of Pontus.
I KNOW HUXLEY I KNOW
So who do you have to date to be an admin? That's the REAL question...
Huxley threatens the shinra with his duck farts until his main squeeze gets in on the CK action.
I uh. I... got nothing.
You may not know this, but Jiro and I are totally dating. He's actually quite the sumbmissive one, too. He has no problems taking orders. :cool:
I don't know how this is breaking news, it's been fact for quite awhile now since you became mod.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Dating MILF got me my job on EoFF staff. Then he broke up with me and I got sad and fired :(
I have this uncanny ability to hate all of you.
Except you. You know who you are.
So it's like Good Luck Chuck?
Congrats MILF, your life is a really bad Dane Cook movie.
I slept with Psychotic under promises of making admin and immediately realised my mistake and that I was being used when I heard him shout 'Andy Carroll!' when he reached climax.
(SPOILER)Yet he was the best I ever had
In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.
Someone date me. :cry:
Just show em yr boobiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
I don't have those. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestJust show em yr boobiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
wtf Kent really? But you're so cute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
But yeah don't feel bad my first boyfriend happened when I was... I wanna say 22. Mighta been 21.
I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
Spoiler alert: Everyone on staff has dated MILF at one time or another.
His penis is... okay.
I'm Jason Bourne.
TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeI'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
This. Cannot. Beeee! He is way too tall. I'm pretty sure my face would align with his crotch.
To become admin, you must first register at EoFF and then have your daughter marry another admin. Good luck, everyone!
I have the opposite effect to MILF.
Sounds like the date would go really well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Dislike.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestTREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeI'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
I half agree with this. You shouldn't chase girls because even if you do it casually, most of them register that as a sign of desperation. You can scare of a girl that already decided that she wants to sleep with you at least 573 times a night if you appear desperate in the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestTREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
However, I don't think you should come off as a cold, unfeeling asshole. As cliche as this sounds, just be yourself. This isn't an after school special sort of thing either. Even if you eventually pull off dating someone because you weren't acting like yourself, the mask comes off eventually.
TL;DR Keep your eyes open, but don't act desperate. Let things flow naturally and good things will come to you.
Obviously I was joking, hence the capital letters.
Don't try to get a girlfriend just to have a girlfriend. Make sure it's someone you truly like. Most relationships progress pretty naturally. Like, you meet someone you have something/a lot in common with, and you start to like each other--but you shouldn't force it. If it's someone good for you, it will just happen.
Oh so that's why I am no longer staff!
Does saying Levian is sexy counts ?
girls are gross!
I knew you were joking, but there are way too many people that actually believe that. Was on break at work (as I am now) and felt like throwing my two cents in! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
That's not what Miriel, Psy, or Face said!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
It's kinder than what Monda said though.
YEAH BUT WHEN DO I MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT? AFTER EXACTLY HOW MANY SECONDS? AND SHE SPENT 3843.22 SECONDS BETWEEN TEXTS THIS ONE TIME - DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING???????????????????Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI half agree with this. You shouldn't chase girls because even if you do it casually, most of them register that as a sign of desperation. You can scare of a girl that already decided that she wants to sleep with you at least 573 times a night if you appear desperate in the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestTREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
However, I don't think you should come off as a cold, unfeeling asshole. As cliche as this sounds, just be yourself. This isn't an after school special sort of thing either. Even if you eventually pull off dating someone because you weren't acting like yourself, the mask comes off eventually.
TL;DR Keep your eyes open, but don't act desperate. Let things flow naturally and good things will come to you.
Send her a pic of your erect penis with a smiley face drawn at the tip. Or draw eyes around the pee hole so it looks like a mouth. Then send a video of you making your penis talk telling how much you've been in love with her for the last half week. She'll think its cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeYEAH BUT WHEN DO I MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT? AFTER EXACTLY HOW MANY SECONDS? AND SHE SPENT 3843.22 SECONDS BETWEEN TEXTS THIS ONE TIME - DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING???????????????????Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI half agree with this. You shouldn't chase girls because even if you do it casually, most of them register that as a sign of desperation. You can scare of a girl that already decided that she wants to sleep with you at least 573 times a night if you appear desperate in the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestTREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
However, I don't think you should come off as a cold, unfeeling asshole. As cliche as this sounds, just be yourself. This isn't an after school special sort of thing either. Even if you eventually pull off dating someone because you weren't acting like yourself, the mask comes off eventually.
TL;DR Keep your eyes open, but don't act desperate. Let things flow naturally and good things will come to you.
One time my ex sent me a picture of his penis, so I used the editor on my phone to insert a smiley face sticker that had hearts for eyes, then I sent it back to him.
He wasn't pleased.
I'm not actually pursuing a relationship right now, but thanks for the advice! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeDislike.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestTREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeI'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.
in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
Oh youuuuu :greenie: But yeah I'm in no rush at all for that sort of thing. I just need to focus on school right now. And getting a job. BlurmpQuote:
Originally Posted by Pikewtf Kent really? But you're so cute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
But yeah don't feel bad my first boyfriend happened when I was... I wanna say 22. Mighta been 21.
I would have laughed my ass off. Then send a pic replicating the edited pic as close as possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
As an update to this thread, I don't even need to use my penis. Other parts are quite sufficient, judging from Steph's warm and satisfied glow. :)
Mostly I just thought it would be funny to put "BREAKING" in the title, cause I dunno.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Tits
It's because I'm recharging my power supply. We robots have to do that, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
but thats so perfect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Milf advised me of his penis size once. I demand confirmation.
I couldn't possibly tell! :blush:
Is it bigger than mine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I know the answer to this question. I need confirmation from you to make sure you aren't lying.
kikimm disappeared from EOFF shortly before I became a CK. What does this mean? No... let's not talk about that.
Well you know what they say. Being azn means never having to hear "it's too big we can't have sex."Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeIs it bigger than mine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I know the answer to this question. I need confirmation from you to make sure you aren't lying.
They also say those with big feet have big hands if you know what I mean. Wink. :aimkiss:
i dunno about that. i got huge ass hobbit feet but i got the smallest case of micropenis ever. i got little sponges attached to the end of tweezers iykwim.
yeah but joo so crazy
I love micropenis, just ask Rantz.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy