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    I have this uncanny ability to hate all of you.

    Except you. You know who you are.

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    So it's like Good Luck Chuck?

    Congrats MILF, your life is a really bad Dane Cook movie.

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    I slept with Psychotic under promises of making admin and immediately realised my mistake and that I was being used when I heard him shout 'Andy Carroll!' when he reached climax.

    (SPOILER)Yet he was the best I ever had


    there was a picture here

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    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.
    Just show em yr boobies
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fierytempest View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.
    Just show em yr boobies
    I don't have those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.
    wtf Kent really? But you're so cute!

    But yeah don't feel bad my first boyfriend happened when I was... I wanna say 22. Mighta been 21.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.
    I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:

    don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.

    in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.

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    Spoiler alert: Everyone on staff has dated MILF at one time or another.

    His penis is... okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.
    I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:

    don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.

    in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
    TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    This. Cannot. Beeee! He is way too tall. I'm pretty sure my face would align with his crotch.

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    To become admin, you must first register at EoFF and then have your daughter marry another admin. Good luck, everyone!

    I have the opposite effect to MILF.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    This. Cannot. Beeee! He is way too tall. I'm pretty sure my face would align with his crotch.
    Sounds like the date would go really well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fierytempest View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    In all my 19 years I have never been in a relationship.

    Someone date me.
    I'm going to explain something that hopefully you won't do like everybody else and not listen:

    don't chase girls. instead improve yourself.

    in fact, your default action whenever in doubt is to better yourself.
    TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN!
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