Spill it, which one are you?
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Spill it, which one are you?
This thread is either going to be closed immediately or become a cult classic.
Wait. A thread about a video that wants us to talk about something that in said video is said that only 1/3 women will openly talk about? Yah this will work.
I think I know which one Freya is.
Y'know thinking about it now I think I have the perfect girl.
I'm neither of these types. Also why do men take forever to poop? Just go in and gtfo. And stop clogging my toilet.
Poop time is the time for reading, catching up on the news, playing a game or two on your phone, and just plain ol' relaxing. Never trust a man who does a quick poop; it means something terrible has happened.
Think you could've been a little bit more careful with your wording on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Beat me too it. Now I feel crappy.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticThink you could've been a little bit more careful with your wording on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Yeah, that one sucked, let me try again.
Poop is funny.
What would you suggest I doo doo?
If I am ina public I try to avoid pooping because I just can't be aure of what smells will happen. I also try not to poop in friends homes for the same reason.
I don't find the topic interesting enough to want to talk about it but if someone I knew asked me what I was doing I would tell them.
You gotta do what you gotta do, but why act like it exists?
I just took my morning poop.
Gross, is this a poop thread?
I can't watch the video right now but I don't think I want to. :aimmad:
It's not what you think it is. x)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
OMG, thank you! Every man I've been with ever takes forever to smurfing trout. What is it about male-female anatomy that men have to build a smurfing fort and hold it for an hour before they can eke out their business? I do not understand this about men!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
You all sicken me. :colbert:
Like I said, it's the only chance we have to get away from you. :doublecolbert:
Here's the rundown of the video.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Guy explains the three kind of girlfriends.
First girl he describes: the kind of girl who would try to avoid pooping as much as possible around their boyfriends.
Second girl is the exact opposite of girl number one, who usually likes to talk about their poop, and are descriptive about it.
Third girl is the kind of girl in between of girl number one and girl number two. The "perfect" kind of girl, according to the guy in the video. (They would often deny ever taking tits if asked.)
Guess I know which one I am then. :colbert:
This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.
He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.
There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.
Wtf are you talking about, Clograb? I poop daily.
I poop in like 5 minutes so stfu!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I poop EVRYDAY at 5:30 am. Like on the dot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I can't believe I'm partaking in this conversation.
Eyes on Pooping Fantasy.
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I also have regular, normal BM cycles. Usually twice, one morning, one evening. :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
This must make for some pretty retrospectively funny situations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Man, now both the series and the message board has gone to s***!
It's almost as if he's joking.Quote:
This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.
He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.
There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.
Guys take awhile to poop because we aren't in any rush. Why bother rushing something as beautiful as a good poop? Take your phone, take a book, take a newspaper or your favorite handheld gaming device. It won't take that long, but you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
I've been with the same guy for eleven years; there's no need to be shy about my personal time. And anyone who denies weighing themselves before and after is a big fat liar.
What if you don't own a scale? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
The best is when I poop at work and play temple run, I'm getting paid to play temple run. That's as close as I'll ever be to being a "professional gamer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth
Hell yes. Coffee breaks, lunch breaks, and half hour poo breaks!
I only do this if I expect a toilet-clutcher. Otherwise it's not going to be interesting enough to follow-up with the results.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
I am not regular at all and lately I have angry bowels. I guess I need me some old-people yogurt.
... angry bowels?
sorry to be a party pooper, but I'm closing this fecalphiliac thread right now, It is obviously a colonic underachiever.
You don't have the authority! :aimmad: I have some pretty hardcore internal systems because I only go like three or four times a week.
RESPEC MAH AUTHORITY< I AM MERICAN!!!!TWO!
Poop is only slightly less nasty than vomit.
...Daily? I go like twice a week. I never thought much of it because it's always been that way, whether I was starving or stuffing my face every five minutes. Maybe bodies adjust poop cycles depending not only on what you eat, but also on how often, and how much you eat?
I so very strongly disagree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
This video is obviously a lie, girls don't poop.
Eric gets it. Thank you, Eric.
My ex would take a shower immediately after pooping. Every time. Wtf.
Unusual, but his arse must've smelled like a dream.
Yeah, that is.... weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
He obviously wasn't confident in his wiping abilities.
I knew a guy who always had to pop his shirt while he was on the toilet or absolutely nothing would go on. It was odd.
And yeah, I'm in the turbo-bathroom group with shockingly high regularity; Five minutes tops every six hours.