The Official "Why Pike Shouldn't Ever Get Married, Ever" Thread

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08-19-2012, 10:18 PM
Quindiana Jones

The Official "Why Pike Shouldn't Ever Get Married, Ever" Thread

Personally, I think she should remain forever alone, but hey ho, she's ignoring all my Mognet Messages. :roll2

As it is, she's dating someone. Some jerk. What if it's serious? What if they actually like each other and it's not simply a formal arrangement for ease of reproduction? What they get married?! :eek:

What we need to do is dissuade Pike of her preconceptions of marriage, and make her realise that her partner has no good points. We shall do this by listing everything bad about I'm My Own MILF and why that'll only get worse if they get hitched.

1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.
2. Freakishly tall, so they'll have to move into a house with 1.5x floors. Basically, a castle. Do you know how expensive castles are?
3. Moderates a Final Fantasy forum, so is obviously a sociopath.
4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.
5. Probably eats too much ravioli.

Now it's your turn, EoFF. Feel free to get involved, Hux 'n' Pike; you know MILF better than anyone.
08-19-2012, 10:56 PM
Laddy

Don't you see they're obviously MADE for each other.
08-19-2012, 10:57 PM
Clo

The first time he Dutch ovens her, she might get second thoughts.

Unless he already has. Then she's passed the Fourth Challenge and now must face the boss battle.

I almost want you guys to make a list about me to give to my boyfriend. I tell him I suck, but he doesn't believe me!
08-20-2012, 12:17 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.

Don't forget that he's also half-Estonian, which should really tell you everything you need to know.
08-20-2012, 12:27 AM
Madame Adequate

Eh, didn't bother Rye when I did that Clo. Then again Rye's just deranged. My farts are still pretty fragrant though.
08-20-2012, 01:08 AM
Citizen Bleys

Hux is awesome. Don't listen to any urine-swilling guttersnipes who say anything to the contrary.
08-20-2012, 01:13 AM
The Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

urine-swilling guttersnipes

I'm going to have to steal this.
08-20-2012, 02:00 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Well his name is Huxley.
08-20-2012, 02:24 AM
Raistlin

Huxley? More like Sucksley, amirite.
08-20-2012, 02:48 AM
Jiro

Don't smurf with him. He's kind of like a big cuddly teddy bear but bears are ferocious and so he will just tear out your windpipe.

EDIT: and by that I mean Pike should definitely marry him for protection
08-20-2012, 04:15 AM
Tigmafuzz

Quin, we already have a being nosey thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Don't forget that he's also half-Estonian, which should really tell you everything you need to know.

He's Pauly Shore?
08-20-2012, 04:54 AM
Shorty

Because Huxley as an evil world dictator enforcing his reign of terror with his Pikebot at his side will mean the end for all of us.

It's up to EoFF to save the world, folks. Rip these two apart.
08-20-2012, 04:55 AM
Agent Proto

Robots need to mate and procreate too.
08-20-2012, 05:09 AM
Freya

Robots don't mate or reproduce like that. They come of assembly lines, silly.
08-20-2012, 05:16 AM
Agent Proto

I was figuratively speaking in my post.
08-20-2012, 05:17 AM
Shorty

This is serious, Jeffie. They could bring about the creation of Skynet if they manage to get married. We must not allow it.
08-20-2012, 06:27 AM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?
08-20-2012, 08:42 AM
Quindiana Jones

With a name like Bob Ross, could he have been anything less?
08-20-2012, 10:28 AM
Shlup

This thread started out bad and got horrible almost immediately.
08-20-2012, 10:52 AM
Jiro

The only direction from here is up then, right?
08-20-2012, 01:12 PM
Quindiana Jones

I blame Pike and MILF. If they weren't together, this atrocity of a thread would never have occurred.
08-20-2012, 01:12 PM
Parker

imagine the brony wedding
08-20-2012, 01:16 PM
Parker

imagine this thread is the catalyst for pike's growing apprehension and finally at the wedding she can't stand the idea of marriage anymore and falls out of the window of the church a la Yuna only to be caught on the back of a noble multicoloured steed and gallops away
08-20-2012, 02:03 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shlup

This thread started out bad and got horrible almost immediately.

That's the way I like it.
08-20-2012, 02:04 PM
Hollycat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parker

imagine the brony wedding

Reception DJ'd by DJPON3
08-21-2012, 01:25 AM
Jiro

Oh god
08-21-2012, 01:28 AM
Quindiana Jones

I've created a monster.
08-21-2012, 02:25 AM
Jinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

"Shhhh, just go with it."
08-21-2012, 02:43 AM
Tigmafuzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

"Shhhh, just go with it."

"Just look at all that burnt sienna..."
08-21-2012, 02:46 AM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.

Are you sir, insinuating that Bob Ross was a child molester?

"Shhhh, just go with it."

"Just look at all that burnt sienna..."

"Let's go add some happy little bushes over here to hide behind. The kiddies will never know what's lurking behind them happy bushes, my friends."
08-21-2012, 03:39 AM
Jiro

What the smurf is going on in here now?
08-21-2012, 03:44 AM
Jinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

What the smurf is going on in here now?

Shh, just go with it.
08-21-2012, 04:00 AM
Iceglow

lmao I have a valid question as to the legality of such a wedding... is it actually legal for robots to get married. I mean doesn't Pike technically count as a glorified sex toy? Pikebot is a sex toy? Oh dear God! Once thought cannot be un-thought!
08-21-2012, 04:08 AM
Agent Proto

Of course robots can marry! Have you not seen Futurama?
01-28-2023, 02:50 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintuky fied Chicken

Personally, I think she should remain forever alone, but hey ho, she's ignoring all my Mognet Messages. :roll2

As it is, she's dating someone. Some jerk. What if it's serious? What if they actually like each other and it's not simply a formal arrangement for ease of reproduction? What they get married?! :eek:

What we need to do is dissuade Pike of her preconceptions of marriage, and make her realise that her partner has no good points. We shall do this by listing everything bad about I'm My Own MILF and why that'll only get worse if they get hitched.

1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.
2. Freakishly tall, so they'll have to move into a house with 1.5x floors. Basically, a castle. Do you know how expensive castles are?
3. Moderates a Final Fantasy forum, so is obviously a sociopath.
4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.
5. Probably eats too much ravioli.

Now it's your turn, EoFF. Feel free to get involved, Hux 'n' Pike; you know MILF better than anyone.

Pike and MILF are together? I thought Rye was....nvm. i lost track.
01-28-2023, 03:36 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintuky fied Chicken

Personally, I think she should remain forever alone, but hey ho, she's ignoring all my Mognet Messages. :roll2

As it is, she's dating someone. Some jerk. What if it's serious? What if they actually like each other and it's not simply a formal arrangement for ease of reproduction? What they get married?! :eek:

What we need to do is dissuade Pike of her preconceptions of marriage, and make her realise that her partner has no good points. We shall do this by listing everything bad about I'm My Own MILF and why that'll only get worse if they get hitched.

1. Irish, so inherently violent and prone to alcoholism.
2. Freakishly tall, so they'll have to move into a house with 1.5x floors. Basically, a castle. Do you know how expensive castles are?
3. Moderates a Final Fantasy forum, so is obviously a sociopath.
4. Has a nice, gentle voice, so is obviously a sociopath or, at best, a child molester.
5. Probably eats too much ravioli.

Now it's your turn, EoFF. Feel free to get involved, Hux 'n' Pike; you know MILF better than anyone.

Pike and MILF are together? I thought Rye was....nvm. i lost track.

not anymore. on both fronts.

probably best to not try and keep up
01-31-2023, 03:27 AM
Dr. Acula

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shauna

not anymore. on both fronts.

Probably because Quin got involved and ruined it all.
01-31-2023, 11:03 AM
Christmas

Quin ruined everything. This is why EoFF came to such a state and we still can't get rid of him :(