@foa> YOU WOULD SO SLEEP WITH THE BEAST
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@foa> YOU WOULD SO SLEEP WITH THE BEAST
Begin again!
Shorty is a poorly made taco :colbert:
If you don't have a quote you can gtfo :colbert:
but no, you are the poorly made taco
o rly?
@DK> okay well the big news today is that sarah would give rantzien a blumpkin for some pie
a) that is not a real quote
and b) what happens in tot stays in tot
banned
yes it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
kotora> yeah that also pretty big
kotora> 13 inches is enough for me
kotora> but i guess some people like it bigger
@foa> my previous was 10 inches so this is like
@foa> goliath
@foa> also hard to type while stretched out on my tummy
@foa> but so far so good.
kotora> well 17 inches is a whole new experience to take in if you're used to only 10
Tig> yeah foa don't be worried if you can't take 17 inches
Tig> doesn't seem like a lot of people would enjoy that experience
kotora> though 13 inches is still enough for me
kotora> also how heavy is it foa
@foa> like
@foa> six pounds
kotora> foa luvs those extra inches
@foa> I JUST WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PLAY WITH IT
Shorty: my lips are good and you know it
What the hell is this thread title supposed to mean? :aimmad:
foa told me to make a new OOC thread and the title is respectfully in her honor.
but I guess this is turning into the quotes that were never said thread instead
"Sodomy should be taught in PE lessons" - I'm My Own MILF
I got rejected by a 45 years old husband beater again. :(
~ Quin
Levian isn't 45 years old. :/
See Bunny's signature for my thoughts on tacos.
Yeah, I actually thought the title was a reference to your taco quote, or maybe Bleys's oft-mentioned failure at tacos.
Not from here, but:
* Simpe has entered #cancelled
Pedlya> my dad said its too big, and I guess it was
Pedlya> so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in
Pedlya> my brother uses his and it fits fine, so we just use his
* Simpe has quit IRC (wtf did i walk in on)
Rantzien> Dishwater or Moist panties, babe? Make your choice.
Shorty> god
Shorty> get out
Jam> SHORTY HAS A THIRD NIPPLE :D
Shorty> apparently, I do xD
Jam> triple nipple cobb
Lockharted> we're very open about our flatulence
Lockharted> I love farting at work. It's like it's so noisy nobody can hear it, and it's always so busy that even if it's a bit of a nasty one, nobody will suspect it was me. Ever.
I don't even.
Nah, the Tigmafuzz quotes about me were real, they were just a bit re-arranged.
OH COME ON. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
I don't have a chat quote but last weekend or maybe the weekend before I said to a cute guy at the coffee shop "May I sample your banana?"
(They sell gelatto and you can sample the flavors and one of the flavors was banana and I wanted to sample it :()
*groinkick*Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
anyone have the cover of encino man with unne and bleys' heads photoshopped over sean astin and pauly shore?
there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Ahahaha, you think I won't kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
i'll die for the greater good
I think you have the wrong thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys*groinkick*Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
You know, it's a good thing my job has already destroyed my faith in humanity.
This is dumb, I can't be bothered saving any quotes, this thread should just stay open all the time :/
As long as we're reviving old merde: "This was either an accidental fire, or one done on purpose" ~WesLY
What's that from?
One of my favourite Proto quotes of all time:
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Originally Posted by Proot
Jen> I think I hear her crying Kent
Jen> -000I think I hear her crying Kent\\\0
Shorty> Announcement: Jen has taken her ambien.
Shorty> In case anyone was wondering.
Jen> ]]]\]m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,777777777777777777777777777777777777777777---------------------------------------------------z;m.kttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttcu
Jenbien strikes again!
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Originally Posted by Whyte
(SPOILER)she was just talking about how good her pizza wasQuote:
It was as if God and Jesus and Mary just bukakked into my mouth.
Iceglow: so for me faggots were like a big meal in the middle of the week
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Originally Posted by krissy
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Originally Posted by me
Rantzien> I just tried to wipe an asterisk off my monitor
There will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.
oh dearQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockhearted
So the Dragon King is basically Sephex on Ambien?Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexThere will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.
Iceglow> it's only an inch lol
Totally missing the hilarious context.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Oh, no no no. He just visits me when I happen to take the sleep aid...Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent ProtoSo the Dragon King is basically Sephex on Ambien?Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexThere will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.
I missed the Dragon King's return!? DARN.
Jowy> talking about internet dicks
Jowy> sarah eats a hot dog
Meat Puppet>
HEY OLD MANUS I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
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Originally Posted by foa
Locky> should I go for 6 inch or should I be a total slut and get a footlong?
Quin> Primarily, though I might do some kids on the side.
:stare:
Locky> sperm monkeys
Locky> Nothing like a good hard one to make your day.
Quin> i love poking my anus in the shower.
That could be interpreted in one of two ways. :shifty:
[22:41:18] <@Shorty> this thing is huge, rob
[22:41:20] <@Shorty> I'll share <3
[22:41:22] <@Shorty> NO TOUCHING
[19:09] <@Rantzien> I used to fancy you until you pitied me with a "good to see you"
[19:09] * Rantzien sighs
[19:09] <@Rantzien> it's like you don't even know me at all anymore man
[19:11] <Jake> i used to say that and you'd hug me down to the floor
[19:11] <Jake> i don't know what's happened, man
[19:11] <Jake> but this isn't working like it should
[19:12] <Jake> and i have had enough
[19:12] <@Rantzien> ugh, great, I get a speech
[19:12] <@Rantzien> >:/
[19:14] <Jake> i've been speaking to debbie from deli counter and she says that i should take a break from you
[19:14] <Jake> she was right
[19:14] <Jake> don't take me for granted ever again
[19:14] <@Rantzien> just end it already
[19:15] <Jake> we are OVER
[19:16] <@Rantzien> I want you back
[19:17] <Jake> i want to hold your love handles and chew on your hair
[19:17] <@Rantzien> do it jake, do it just the way you know I love it
[19:18] <Jake> oh god i'm crying
[19:18] <Jake> okay
[19:18] * Jake does it
[19:18] * Rantzien jizzes
[19:19]wtf...
Wow... That was hot.
Tig> STUFF
Tig> STUFF FASTER
Tig> STUFF
You forget I was talking to you when I said that :p
Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men: I've given you your wallet back, that does not mean I ingest things you've touched! :nonono:
Umm, what?
He must have been holding that one for a while!
Way to break the "out of context" there :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
[15:59] Lockharted> OMG
[15:59] Lockharted> AHHH
[15:59] Lockharted> JIZZZ
[15:59] Lockharted> KSIHFKJSDHFKJHFDGH AHHHHH
Proto> will his blow hole be big enough for Rantz?
You know. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men
Tig> that's like saying "if you buy regular tampons, it'd be gay, but him-pons are fine"
I like how in chat I made did a smurfing great line, and NOBODY quoted it - yet you all quote my terrible lines xD DAMN YOU ALL!!
What was the line, Lock?
Kotora and Denmark were talking about wearing DBZ shirts to go out and pull ladies at bars, Kotora said something along the lines of "I barely get laid anyway wearing that shirt won't work in my favour"
So I piped up with
"I will lay you and scream out CHA LA HEAD CHA LA"
I thought it was good >.>
... What does one say to that?
About time :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
sam> PIKE
sam> YOU AND I SHALL HAVE BABIES NOW
@Pike> oh my.
I always read "oh my" in George Takei's voice, so I found that particularly amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
Dragon_King> FOR I DO NOT SHOPPING AT WHEEL BARROWLAND
Dragon_King> THEY SLAPP ASSES
Dragon_King> NO GOOD DISCOUNTS
Always missing the Dragon King's return.
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Originally Posted by Loony BoB
foa: Do or do not, there is no try?
Me: Fine next time I WILL slap her with my boner! Happy?
foa: Yep.
So the line before that was "next time I will try to slap her with my boner"?
Something like that.
So we waited more than a few weeks and chat is busy now.
[09:54] <Lockharted> DAD I WOULDNT LIKE TO smurf
o_o;
Someone made a new out of context thread already. I think it was Sarah.
Daniel, you are a poorly made taco. :colbert:
So is your face. I searched for quotes out of context and this was the first result. :p
EDIT: Found the other one now, I'll move the posts around now... in my defence, it doesn't even have 'quotes' in the thread title or first post. xD
Yeah I've actually done this to a girl before the look of sheer shock on her face was second to smurfing none! lmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
For smurfs sake Steve.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowYeah I've actually done this to a girl before the look of sheer shock on her face was second to smurfing none! lmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
:colbert:
indeed
:doublecolbert:
I'm surprised it's long enough to swing about.
That is a quote in itself :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
A lot of things would surprise you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
<Sam> I'm not shy around pig penises
You really love this one, don't you? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
I imagine he's curious as to how you are around whale penises.
:colbert:
You're not the only whale on these forums, missy!
Pontus says:
honeybear
Pontus says:
I do believe I am the king of making beefs
>skt i am the best
just kidding i don't know if i have any favorite quotes i just went through scrollback and found this
[22:03] <Proto> YELLING AT ASSES
<Lockharted> smurf
<Lockharted> me
<Lockharted> get in my mouth
<Lockharted> tig
I... I don't...
<Lockharted> ride his penis
<Lockharted> ride him like seabiscuit
SHE WON'T STOP
I don't understand the point of this thread :confused:
It's a quote thread about Locky being a total whore.
I like how they're all out of context though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
:colbert:
The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.
I'm not a whore. I'm innocent :( :(
I can vouch for Lockhearted.
Not that she's trading me backing her up for sex or anything. :shifty:
You gotta keep that one on the DL xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Hmph, everything I say gets taken out of context! :lol:
No one who talks about her own body excrement as much as you do can be called "innocent".Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI like how they're all out of context though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
:colbert:
The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.
I'm not a whore. I'm innocent :( :(
Let's see what he posted then...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
... :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoNo one who talks about her own body excrement as much as you do can be called "innocent".Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI like how they're all out of context though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
:colbert:
The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.
I'm not a whore. I'm innocent :( :(
It's just.... my quirkiness
You realise that the "OOC" in the thread title means Out Of Context, right? That's the point.
That is definitely a poorly made taco.
Yes I know, but I'm still being very badly incriminated :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Not even real mexican food what with grated cheddar and sour cream, Julian ought to be ashamed he served you this trout.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
[21:51] <shion>since when is it okay to give someone 40 minutes notice when expecting guests to come eat your pie
You guys are missing the point of that picture.
There is no shell.
No, I think they got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by table leg
Yeah picking the obvious thing there would just be too damn easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsNo, I think they got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by table leg
...whatQuote:
Originally Posted by Criminally Vulgar
<GoBo>Now this is a story all about how. My EoFF life got turned upside down. See a couple of 1 posters they were starting no good. Started making trouble in my General Chat. I got into one little flame war and my bot got scared. She said "You're moving with BoB and Jiro before you get banned".
Jiro's supposed to prevent someone from being banned? He seems like a bad influence.
I'm the kind of role model you're not meant to emulate. That's how you avoid being banned. You do nothing that I do.
Does the phrase "do as I say, not as I do" apply here? Or are your words as poisonous as your actions?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
Depending on who you ask, what I say may or may not be just as dangerous.
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGhost
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Parker: maybe it wa sa gift :D
Faris: I'll sell you as a gift!
Parker: id make a lovely gift :D
Jeff: stuff you tightly in a box and wrap a bow so you can't escape
Faris: Don't forget to cover the holes! The person receiving the gift would be able to peek through
Jeff: The person would be so happy to see their gift of Parker after they open the box!
Jeff: Who's the gift for? xD
Faris: >_> <_< I don't know...
Parker: ...someone must want me :D
Jeff: Tara?
Faris: :erm:
Faris: YEAH she loves your fart noises!
Parker: IT WAS MY CHAIR
Faris: Whatever it was she totally wanted more of it
Jeff: we could falsely claim it's Phil in a Box
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
* foa puffs out chest and has relations with women
Faris: How long will I be in prison for it?
o.o
Pontus says:
just practicing some guitar n______n
earlier that day
Rantzien> guitar is p e n i s
[16:24:03] Lockhearted:i like brown balls
[Futan] they need to be 'wet' to be good.
Shorty: THE SAUCE ISN'T THE BEST PART YOU SILLY GIRL, THE SAUSAGE IS
[10:54:40 PM] Faris: Jeff, I have never seen your mother by BY GOD that forehead is HUGE
[on the phone]
me, whining: "what should I have for dinnerrr"
Wesley: "Soup." [pause] "Semen."
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Originally Posted by Zeldy
sharkythesharkdogg> do it, and I'll strap you to the mattress and spark it off
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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I think she's lying :erm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
So i have to sit around and wait for someone to say something funny? So. Much. Work.
You could always go looking for it. Try clicking "recent posts" on Shorty's page.
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Originally Posted by Shorty
Loony BoB - I have piles
You stalker :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by A RealDoll Enthusiast
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Originally Posted by Shorty
:colbert:
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Originally Posted by Shorty
Hey, it's the quickest way to find hilarious quotes :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
[21:07] <Raebus> I enjoy a good ball tapping
shion> its only like 2 inches long
shion> I MISSED IT ;___;
shion> what did he post that got removed
Nicolas> He posted his penis.
Araciel> It was a short post.
Nicolas> [/rimshot]
shion> O__o
Araciel> Thank you
Jiro> Flawless victory
I am in too many of these.
That's an odd spelling of few.Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
<@foa> Do you want me to take the asshole out of you?
<@Spirts of Terra> I grotion my milkduds thoroughly every morning
I'm sorry Parker but I had to do it!
Hide yo' babies, hide yo wife!Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
[11:59] <Locky> I need a good filling
<Proto> I had five guys a couple days ago. :>
QUIZNO'S IS BETTER
NO IT IS NOT YOU LIAR!!! DON'T TURN THIS INTO A THREAD OF LIES!!!
You are turning it into a thread of lies, darling :aimkiss:
When you pass out I'm going to pile Five Guys burgers and fries on top of you as high as the ceiling D:<
do it :love:
that sounds like the most pleasant way to die of a heart attack EVER
i want cajun fries every single day.
sarah wants five guys piled on top of her, confirmed
eric wants five guys every single day, confirmed
guilty as charged.
This needs no real introduction:
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Originally Posted by Faris
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/52278032/crazybitches.mp3Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
If it did, it wouldn't be an OOC quote then would it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Reminds me of E-mails from an AssholeQuote:
Originally Posted by krissy
<@Shorty> I am due next November.
does she has babby?
Any children that come from my womb will be little Damien Omen children. As such, I am never having any.
[18:53:00] <@Shorty> I'm still coming.
[18:53:08] <&Loony_BoB> I bet you are, you filthy woman.
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Originally Posted by Futan
I don't remember that.
That's exactly why chloroform was invented!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
<Roogle> Because I am a fortune teller
<Araciel> all you can eat is a challenge
<Araciel> I usually lose
ObviouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by Faris
At a stoplight:
"Go! Go! Go!"
"We can go next week."
"...?"
Faris: We have Starbucks!
Joshua Pruitt: they are located inside tim hortons
Faris: No...
Faris: Are you?
Jeff: or maybe tim hortons is inside her
Joshua Pruitt: oh snap
Faris: Loose down there
Faris: But don't tell Jason >_> <_<
All of you should be friends with Faris.
Now who's putting things in whose mouth? :mad2:
Those are direct quotes :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
They're out of order.Quote:
Originally Posted by TigmafuzzThose are direct quotes :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
Tigmapooz: they ate me because they ran out of fruit on the ship
Doesn't change that they are direct quotes :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Faris
Double post, but we were having a conversation in the EoFF group chat, and...
Paula: my ass will have blush?
This was well after she had mooned us.
Sarah as Rantzien.
@Rantzien> foa I haven't tasted it yet and god help me
foa> Oh my smurfing god it's like the Walton's in here.
Lesley Zeppelin> Shrimp pie is amazing
@Rantzien> he wants to force it don my throat
Lesley Zeppelin> AMAZING
@Rantzien> I do
foa> Aaaaand there's a quote for the taco thread
She's lying. I was in the kitchen that whole time.
[00:23] <sam> YES YOU PLEBS
[00:23] <UncleBigHands> Seems odd when you say plebs.
[00:23] <UncleBigHands> You don't command that word with the same authority as Jowy.
[17:10] <@Shorty> strawberry cheesecake ice cream is the exact equivalent to russian roulette
[17:10] <@Shorty> either it's awesome and you're winning because you get that graham cracker stuff
[17:10] <@Shorty> or not, and you die from a shot to the head
[14:05] < Sam > it's all soft and greasy :D
[00:39]* Mel strokes Mypenis Aplenty
Nikki: Nice balls you have there.
Sorry Will :p
Phil|Mobile> I'll spank whoever I like :doublecolbert:
Cim> I was going to name my biceps luke skywalker and huxely, but now i think i'll name them luke skywalker and don stellwagen
AARON FREED THEY TOLD ME THAT STORY AND IT MAKES YOU LEGENDARY.
I can only wonder the embellishment that story has now. xD
Last I heard, Stellwagen cockblocked kotora two nights ago.
what the smurf was that