guilty as charged.
guilty as charged.
This needs no real introduction:
Originally Posted by Faris
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/52278032/crazybitches.mp3
This needs no real introduction:
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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If it did, it wouldn't be an OOC quote then would it
Reminds me of E-mails from an Asshole
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streme Wheelie
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<@Shorty> I am due next November.
does she has babby?
Any children that come from my womb will be little Damien Omen children. As such, I am never having any.
[18:53:00] <@Shorty> I'm still coming.
[18:53:08] <&Loony_BoB> I bet you are, you filthy woman.
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I don't remember that.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
That's exactly why chloroform was invented!
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<Roogle> Because I am a fortune teller
<Araciel> all you can eat is a challenge
<Araciel> I usually lose
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Obviously
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At a stoplight:
"Go! Go! Go!"
"We can go next week."
"...?"
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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