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I opened the door for her once and she started shouting about my male privilege.
You did not mention how you slam the door straight at my face when I am about to enter. :mymelbert:
I met Lady Luck once at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my house.
I won't disclose what me and Lady Luck got up to but it rhymes with 'Lady Luck'
Shady cluck?
I get lucky about stupid things. Like I find a pen when I really need one or a traffic light turns green before I downshift.
Otherwise I'm really unlucky about important things.
Licking Duck? :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
Male privilegeQuote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
When I met my last girlfriend. But, as the song goes, luck has an unladylike way of running out, and that unfortunately did happen. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I was lucky enough to avoid some broken glass to the face today. I was at a friend's house and just as we walked towards her back door to leave, the house next door exploded and my friend's living room window blew along with it. If it had happened five seconds sooner we probably would have been cut up pretty bad. It was scary! I don't know how the woman inside the house survived that x:
A couple times recently I've shown up to work and they've been like "LOL work is canceled today!"
It makes my day :)
Well, there was that time I grew a handlebar mustache and tied her to some railroad tracks.
Hoo boy was that ever a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Good thing I'm smarter than the cops.
umm jessweeee♪ a house exploded near you dont you think you should be a little more emotional or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I haven't gotten lucky in about six months. :(
But today I got a free sandwich when I was hungry, so that was pretty neat.
Haha well I was shaking for a bit after, but nobody died so it's all good. That lady that lived in the house will probably have some scars from the burning but she's gonna be okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiroumm jessweeee♪ a house exploded near you dont you think you should be a little more emotional or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
But seriously though how in the smurf did she survive this:
House Collapses After Explosion Caused By Smoking - KZTV
holy trout, I'd say you're lucky as all hell girl
Jesus. I can't watch the video at work, but the link says it was caused by smoking??? Don't smoke, kids.
Unless they are you? Who makes smoking looks cool?Attachment 37239
Pretty much never. I'm like the male version of Maggey Byrde, for anyone who has played the Ace Attorney games.
Luck has been pretty devoid of my life lately
There was a gas leak, and then she tried to light a cigarrette. That is really weird phrasing I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Probably better that is sparked then and not later when the gas has spread