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I recently found out that Rantz likes to rub glue all over his body and then peel it off after it dries, little by little.
Don't judge me, so what if I like to shed
rantz is a snake
or some kinda molting bug
also check the thread URL (off topic but i like)
*projectile vomits*
Today I found out that my girlfriend's daughter found out she's into suspension.
@OP: I was a happier person when I had no idea what that was. DO NOT WANT
Are those actually pictures of the lady in question or did you Google and search to find the worst possible pictures for this kind of thing?
Suspension pretty hot when you do it right.
The lady in question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
How is this a thing?
body modification and piercings often go hand in hand with the more extreme kinks
i personally don't enjoy this sort of thing
but i worry when people seem to lose their balance while walking so
christ on a bicycle that's the worst thing I've seen since...
...well, that time I went to 4chan for six minutes.
:barf: That kind of thing always turns my stomach.
http://www.maniacworld.com/images/doughnut-heads.jpg
There's this thing in Japan where it's apparently cool to put saline in your head and push into it to form donuts on your forehead.
Yeah, I don't even know what to say about that. :erm:
ugh goddammit this thread needs to be deleted :barf:
That is just disturbing. I imagine it's even worse to picture someone you know doing it.
dude from the marks on her back
looks like she's into whipping as well
ADULT TEETH ARE JUST CHILLING ALL UP INSIDE CHILDREN'S HEADS JUST WAITING TO EXPLODE OUT.
I posted it on facebook because I like to share.
How is that disturbing at all? You people need to internet more.
That originated in Japan? Huh. All I knew about it is that it's painful xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
LURK MOAR, PEOPLEQuote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Wtf with the saline and the head?
I recently found out what sort of women Tifa's Boobs' dad's into :I
I'm really interested in how you came across this information.
Honey Boo Boo
Are you sure she's not trying to look like a Cardassian?Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
What the smurf, Japan? Is truth really stranger than fiction over there? Because if it is, I'm scared for this planet.
At campus I've discovered a large amount of dead birds. I don't know what's up but it's sad and freaky. :(
:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
so has anyone heard of that goat fella?
That saline forehead implant thing is a fad? Not just like one or two people? Amazing.
I'm still impressed that a lot of Asian countries have billion dollar industries devoted to skin whitening.
yeah I also heard that crooked teeth is now in fashion so all these people with good teeth are getting them smurfed up
lol asia
Lawl at Asian people.
Wait, we're talking about Asians and Pg isn't around? Hmm...
No, it's not a fad.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
Suspension is not my favourite thing. What the geez.
The bagel head would be good to put tea lights in during the night.
By all that is holy I demand that this thread be chained up, beaten publicly and thrown into the deepest darkest corner of EoFF to be forgotten for time immemorial. :yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Am I doing it right?
NSFWhttp://img.darkerthanblack.net/suspension.jpg
I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.
Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me
Kent is pretty much the absolute smurfing worst person at EoFF period
If Bagel Head is not a real fad, it damn well should be.
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Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
........... Yes... Do tell.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinQuote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
NO
NO
NO NO NO
NO NO
NO
NO NO NO NO
Are you talking about how to keep the vagina from ripping, they slice it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
I find the abundance of poop considerably more disgusting.
That's small time compared to what kent was sa-- WAIT WHAT THE smurf ARE YOU KIDDING ME GET OUT OF HEREQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsAre you talking about how to keep the vagina from ripping, they slice it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
Is it common to be troutting during labour?
Yes. Because you're pushing with the same muscles as when you take a poo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Criminally Vulgar
They never show that in movies, eh?
Not the ones I watch. I'm sure it's a different story for some of you.
You're not guaranteed to trout yourself, but nobody would be surprised if you did.
Well, not you personally, CV. If you trout yourself while your wife/girlfriend/hobo is giving birth, most people would find that weird.
one rule for one, one rule for another. I'll do what I bloody well want, thank you. :colbert:
I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.
It's weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.
Because it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
I learned about Honey Boo Boo.
You poor, poor girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
It's only weird because it's different though! but yeah that aspect is really surreal, I'll give you that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsIt's weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.
Again, it's simply just due to it being different. I'm currently studying desire and fetishism (people always eyebrow raise me when I tell them what I study..), unfortunately the 'heavy squirk factor' doesn't work as an answer, I wish it did!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoebertoBecause it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
Zeldy, let's talk :jokey:
WildRaubtier> guys vaginas are grossQuote:
Originally Posted by Nikki........... Yes... Do tell.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinQuote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
WildRaubtier> the only ones i've seen recently have been full of poo
Jiro> I don't even
Jiro> want to
Jiro> know that
Jiro> kent
Jiro> what the hell man
Jiro> I should kick you
Jiro> but you'd only return
Jiro> with more gross stuff
WildRaubtier> you have to peel back the labia just to clean it out
Jiro> what the smurf dude
WildRaubtier> oh there's worse still
Jiro> I don't think we need to know this
WildRaubtier> do you want to hear it anyway
Lone> no.
Jiro> not really
Jiro> no
Jiro> I think
Jiro> we can manage
Jiro> without this information
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> if I ever get curious
Jiro> I'll come and ask it
Jiro> but otherwise
Jiro> it'll be okay man
Jiro> you just
WildRaubtier> ok
Jiro> you just take care of business
Jiro> and we'll be here
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> without knowing
WildRaubtier> just ask what's worse then having to clean poop out of vaginas
WildRaubtier> when you're ready
Rantzien> what's worse than having to clean poop out of vaginas?
milliegoesbeep> ...
WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked pontus
milliegoesbeep> Ew
WildRaubtier> the worst part is all the white muck you see in there while doing it
WildRaubtier> which, the midwie assures me, is exactly what I think it is
Rantzien> what is it!?
Rantzien> what is the white stuff
Lone> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
Rantzien> I gotta know man
WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked that too pontus
Jiro> oh god
Jiro> no
* Jiro dies
WildRaubtier> it's cum, or something close to it
Rantzien> Oh, that's weird
WildRaubtier> the midwife happily pointed out that she's getting off on her mother's hormones
Rantzien> lol
Rantzien> that's actually kind of hilarious
* Phil|Mobile (~philmobil@eyesonff-546A89C1.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #eoff
WildRaubtier> I ought repeat that for Phil's sake
Jiro> please spare him
Jiro> please
Jiro> he's seen her
Jiro> he's touched her
Jiro> he doesn't need to view her like that
Rantzien> He even grabbed her area
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"Jesus Christ, what the smurfing smurf?" definitely applies to that...
That's your birthday present from Kent! :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
KENT WHY? You could have just sang to me. :(
Bwahahahaha oh this is glorious :D I'm having a boy! So much easier to clean up. So much worse when they pee during a diaper change, as Andrew found out when changing his nephew :D
Did Kent mention that the woman's pelvis basically unhinges gradually through the later part of pregnancy so she can fit the baby through? 'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle. DEM CHILDBEARIN HIPS :jokey:
That sounds awful... :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
dat waddleQuote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
I don't think the vaginal discharge is necessarily the result of excitement? It's just discharge.
It is just discharge, yes.
WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
The real revelation for me here is that Jiro talks like William Shatner* when on chat.
*Appropriate name is appropriate.
If it helps explain things a little, I was typing broken sentences so that I might push Kent's text off the top of the screen and wouldn't have to see it.
It didn't work.
Oh man, I knew I was staying as far away from this thread as possible for a reason. :barf:
imo, the same reason why needles freak people our and why some could never EVER be a doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
eyesonff.com/b/?
I felt so much better before I started reading this thread. Now I just feel lost and confused.
I could see that taking off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
Apparently, it is not unheard of for a woman to orgasm, urinate, and have a bowel movement all at the same time while giving birth. Poor baby. What a way to come into the world.
4chan.eyesonff.com?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro JagginsI could see that taking off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
Okay, that is gross. No more.
I'd lurk.Quote:
Originally Posted by A RealDoll EnthusiastApparently, it is not unheard of for a woman to orgasm, urinate, and have a bowel movement all at the same time while giving birth. Poor baby. What a way to come into the world.
4chan.eyesonff.com?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro JagginsI could see that taking off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
Or a Kardashian?Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
That feffing BagelHead squick is the next worst thing since Homer's head was turned into a donut.