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#1 - BoB casts Silence on Troll
*Has the Loudmouth Skill*
#2 Giant weapons help compensate for gamers tiny penis's. :smug:
#3 - Esuna. Finally, a cure for the common cold.
#4 - Campfires made easy with a fire spell
#5 - Campfires put out easily with a Water spell (just to annoy Shauna every time she makes a campfire).
6# - Teleport.
>:{
#7 - No more worries about being out of ice!
#8 - Chocobo transport means an end to global warming!
#9 Other than a few exceptions, no matter what you do or how you run out of health, you will never stay dead.
#10 Unless your death is plot-relevant :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Faris
#11: Vanish/Doom. Do I really need to elaborate?
#12 - Chocobos!
#13 Never have to waste time going to the bathroom
#14 Huge monsters are at your disposal without having to carry or be limited to 6 balls.
#15: Only real decision that needs to be made in your life is which class you want to be
#16: If you don't want to take someone with you, you can just say your party is full.
#XIII-2 - Unless, of course, there's a treasure chest in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
#17 Need money? Go outside town and kill trout.
#XIII-3: Loony BoB Returns - Oh, and if it's someone else's bathroom, who cares!? i'm in ur house, takin ur stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB#XIII-2 - Unless, of course, there's a treasure chest in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
18 This is just ff2 but if you set yourself on fire enough times, you'll be stronger and your fires will be larger.
#19 Did the wrong thing? Failed a test? Lost something you needed later? That's okay, there are save points!
#20 The older you get, the better your magic stat! However, your str stat lowers :(
#21 You can just walk in straight lines! All the time!
#22: If you want to wear half full length trousers, half shorts - go for it! Nobody will judge you for your choice in attire.
Unless you're Tellah.
23- Sleeping cures any fatal poisoning or injury you might have.
#24 Crystals make everything better!
Edge: I believe that is EXACTLY what happens to Tellah. I meant magic power, not MP.
#20-something: Livin' it up in hotels all your life.
26 Whales make space travel easy and cost-efficient!
27. Wanna learn how to do something? Just cast accumulate over and over again. (FF tactics)
#28: Blindness can be easily cured with some simple eye drops.
#29: Train in the mountains long enough and you can SUPLEX A GODDAMN TRAIN! :eek:
21, continued: Brilliant for when cops want to test how drunk you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
30 Want a better job? Just get a rats tail and give it to a dragon.
31 Moogles.
/thread
#31 You can become the dark knight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Weimar Pluto Knight VII
#32: Airships anyone can pilot.
33 The ability to lug around lots, and LOTS of gear without any slowdown or struggling.
#34 Convenient amnesia.
35 Convenient return of memory
36 If you're about to get attacked just become a dragoon and jump in the air. Not even a meteor can hurt you now. Or hide like Edward.
#37 You can breathe on the moon!
#38
The leading ladies of the series.
39. If someone attacks you enough and you get mad, even if you have 1hp left you can attack them lots with your sword or set off lots of explosions.
#40 Anything can be solved with a combination of an Elixir and Fenix Down.
#41: Dinosaurs (often) still roam the Earth. In some cases, they're kept in schools for "training purposes."
#42.
Chocobo inbreeding creates the best racers in the land.
W-43 - W-Item glitching to duplicate items!
W-43 - Broken a leg? No worries, the worse your health is, the stronger you become. Just cast Aura and you'll be jumping around on that broken leg doing all kind of crazy attacks capable of destroying even the strongest of enemies.
43. Being able to summon DEMONS OF HELL.
44. Not needing hair gel!
#45 Magic lamps have TEH DEVIL IN THEM!
46. Making money from attacking monsters
#47 Gravity defying boobs!
48. Wearing minimal clothing if you're a girl IS AS GOOD AS wearing armour in battle!
49. You never have to wash you clothes, and you only need one outfit.
50. All your friends follow you around right behind you. They're such nice guys.
51. You only need to be about 16 to save the world.
52. Your hair is always perfect, no matter what you've done.
53. No matter how far off you did your awesome deeds, people will always hear about it before you get back into town and shower you with praise.
54. No need for driver's licenses.
55. Lost? Just press B + Select to bring up your magical GPS device. It doesn't matter that it's medieval times.
56. Everyone loves your tits.
Wait a second...
57. You'll never die from getting shot by a few rounds, especially if you just woke up.
58. All you need to take down any monster, animal, or human being is your bare fists or a soccer ball.
59. You can breath underwater! Or hold your breath infinitely. Or something.
60. Mute? There's a herb for that.
60. You can wear a pointy hat. Pointy hats are cool.
61. You can be a complete jerk to any of you're allies, and they'll still like you.
62. If you meet a pretty girl, she will fall in love with you no matter how much of a jerk you are to her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edge7
64. Using any everyday item? Have some experience.
53b. Alternatively, you could have done some pretty crazy stuff as part of a terrorist group that must have taken months and seen you dragged from one end of the world to the other, facing up directly to the leaders of the government on numerous occasions, carrying around a massive sword on your back, walking around with a talking big cat and a small cat sitting on a robotic Moogle, and people will just talk to you as if you're the most normal person in the world and they've never seen you on TV or in the papers... ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axem Titanium
I think we missed 63 there.
63. Castles are the preferred means of intercontinental and subterranean travel.
64.1 - The sun never goes down in Costa del Sol! The nightlife never ends in Deling City!
65. If you smurf something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.
63 wasn't missed. We had two people do 60 and no one corrected it. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
63 was actually 62.
67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).
67. Rat's Tails are incredibly valuable and give you goodies like class upgrades and Adamantite, the strongest material in the world.
My bad then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Big Hands63 wasn't missed. We had two people do 60 and no one corrected it. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
63 was actually 62.
Yeah I skipped 63 because there were two 60s. Which puts us at.......
68. Stole all your friends' magically endowed jewelry? Don't worry, they'll forget all about it if you eventually give it back
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
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Originally Posted by Evastio
Don't worry it was correct. We were one behind in the count when you posted :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
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Originally Posted by Evastio
69. You can survive on the moon without an astronaut suit.
Resetting the console and using the reset spell are two different things...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
70. ¿Está mal traducido? La gente todavía te amaré.
71. Enemies will line up on the other side of the screen for you and you'll take turns beating the crap out of each other. Like proper gentlemen.
Aren't they more or less the same thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio69. You can survive on the moon without an astronaut suit.
What's wrong? I don't get it. Has that been used or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
70. You gain life experience for doing absolutely nothing. (People who aren't in your party.)
73. Not strong enough to take on your world-destroying nemesis? Just a few hours killing imps and goblins and you'll be all set.
74. You can immediately get cured after you get stoned with a gold needle.
If you want me to change my first post here that badly TB, I guess I'll comply...
75. Do you have a stupid name? Don't worry, it's not as bad as "Grangalan Jr. Jr."
76. You can use power tools like chainsaws and drills in battle and no one will think you're a murderous psychopath.
77. Talking animals!
78. It doesn't matter if a natural disaster or Godzilla is getting ready to destroy the world, there's always time for a card game!
79. Beating up on yourself actually makes you stronger (FFII)
Out of curiousity, if members can't post 5 reasons before this thread reaches 101, does that mean they automatically fail today? That'd be quite harsh and unfair.
80. Lonely? Summon a badass monster to come chill out with you and punch little animals for you. Unless you summon carbuncle and then that just means you want a pet to cuddle.
Today's task goes for 48 hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
81. If you want to change your clothes, all you need is a special sphere, or to close your eyes and make swish swish noises, or to spin in a circle and say "I'm a man"
82. Showing your thong is perfectly acceptable.
83. The real Tifa's boobs
84. You like Guns? You like Swords? HAVE A GUN SWORD! It totally works. No Lie!
troll post to punish slackersQuote:
Out of curiousity, if members can't post 5 reasons before this thread reaches 101, does that mean they automatically fail today? That'd be quite harsh and unfair.
85. Need to travel to another continent? It's just half a minute's flight away.
86. I get to barge into your house, rummage through your things and watch you while you sleep. :love:
87. (FFXI) Time travel is not only possible, but easily done.
88. Vincent Valentine's shoes.
89. You never die. Phoenix Down that ish.
*cough*Aeris*cough*Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
90. You can fire a sheepdog from your arm like a cannon and not have to worry about animal rights activists shopping you.
91. A sheepdog is a legitimate weapon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockfarted
92. Shadow
93. You never get hypothermia, no matter how cold it is, and how little clothing you're wearing.
Okay, that was part of the story line though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs*cough*Aeris*cough*Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
94. You can actually skip through annoying dialogue
95. Sleep can heal all wounds.
96. Inns are extraordinarily cheap (At least in VII)
97. No parents! (In the first 3)
98.Purple octopuses are hilarious and punny
"Thwarted again! I feel like such a sucker. Well, kids, hate to ink and run...... but I AM an octopus!"
98. There's no weapon control of any kind.
100. Moombas!
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/Vivus/moomba.jpg
101. Winning
102. Victory Fanfare
This is now beyond the literal "101", but though, I must get my five posts!
103. Mindless card games
104. Your pinball machine is secretly an elevator down to your hideout.
105. Overthrowing a megacorporation.
106. You can have your very own arch nemesis.
107. Collecting Knots of rust!
108. There's proof of life after death.
109. The music.
110. I get to force my will upon others.
111. Dying, but then being revived by Phoenix! Whoever lasts laugh lasts hardest bosses!
21, continued: Unless you're confused, then the cops will find you walking in a straight line in the opposite direction.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB21, continued: Brilliant for when cops want to test how drunk you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
112. Battle on the big bridge
113. You get to kill the boss
114. Guy can speak beaver!
2. Don't worry guys, the numbers don't matter! Why would they matter? When you hit something with 50HP for 9,999, it's all good.
2 (Continued). OVERKILL!
731. Glitches!
#IDEK. Because you know you junction your GF every night.
69. Because you go to high school to learn how to kill demons and witches.
42. What the hell's a phone? Don't you mean PHS?
Number(:(): BECOZ PUPU!
120ish. All difficulties can be overcome by running around in circles killing things for a few hours
2012. Because you want your errands backed by epicly orchestrated background music.
XLII-2: Hanging out with someone you don't care to talk to at the moment? Best friend far away? Don't worry! With the trusty PHS, you can swith them over in a second!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitye
123ish. You can get over the death of your love interest by going snowboarding
123.5. We leave none of the hot dogs for the enemy.
123.666 At least your enemy usually has a delightful Evil Cackle
X - Really annoying, whiny, terribly dressed idiot bugging you? Don't worry. He's just a dream. This nightmare will end shortly.
XX - No matter how much the world is in danger, there's always some really beautiful place you can go to relax. And that imminent doom around the corner? Bah, it'll only happen if you're fighting and losing! Loony BoB: Keeping the world safe, one stretch/ sip of a drink/sunbathing session at a time.
XXX - You can have your way with Tifa. In a public place, for extra kinkiness. Yes, please!
3/4. If Cloud, Wakka, Zach, and Seymour are anything to go buy--FFLand has some awesome hair products.
420392. Haha, STEEL GUARD!
1million. When you get into a fight music spontaneously beams around you.
31172: You can take down your enemies by smacking them in the face with a lumpy ball
31173: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by opn184
Talking dragons ftw, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by opn184
3117...something: If you had the choice to be someone from FFX, who it be and why?
opn, you should be giving reasons that Final Fantasy is better than reality, not asking questions. :) But to answer that one, I'd be Kimahri. Kimahri gets all the ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by opn184
EDIT: Perhaps you have this thread confused with Question The Staff. =]
Haha but you know I don't know much about FF
Then why are you after the poster, silly? xD *bop* Surely you can think of a few reasons why living in the world of Final Fantasy would be better than living in the real world. ;)
I'm trying to win it for a friend who is a massive fan and surprise him
Alright, how about riding on a Chocobo as a means of transport?
Chocobos and Shoopuffs. Yes! :D
Do my last two questions count as a post?
And how much cuter would it be to have a Moogle send messages to your friends? They can also help you fix your car as well haha
Posts are posts, but I think you should post three more reasons just to be fair, anyway. ;)
100-and-something: If you lose an arm then just install a gun into it and you're as good as gold.
666. If you're shy or lazy, it's perfectly acceptable to control a robotic stuffed animal instead of socializing with people face to face.
When you have music to get you into the mood to take on the journey. Wouldn't that be handy?
184: Gold Saucer. That place looks epic.
185: Traveling over water on a Cetus
!?) Frocobo!
I read this as "Traveling over water on a Cletus" and died.Quote:
Originally Posted by opn184
34857023482: Becoming a Holy Dragon and have the ability to use all three elemental breaths
Get rich quick
You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.
All females in the world are pretty.
Not all of them are innocent as they come out of nowhere to invade the world :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
(poor ultros though)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__..._Queen_psp.pngQuote:
All females in the world are pretty.
You get to ride in airships (much better than planes )
Of course not, but you can still get rich by killing innocent ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming IceNot all of them are innocent as they come out of nowhere to invade the world :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
(poor ultros though)
As I said, all females are pretty.Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
Yeah, she actually didn't look bad But....
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...4/MedusaDS.png?
"RIDE ZE SHOOPUF?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
ALL ABOARD!
#INFINITY: The world is donut-shaped!
You might be wrong there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Yep he probably should have rephrased it as "you don't have parents, at least in the first 3."
Takka is Refia's father though. Adopted, yes, but if you question its legitimacy then you devalue adoptions everywhere! Muahaha, I'm right :mwahaha:
oh right well in the original version you are palette swapped orphans.
191: Golden, shiny wire of hope
98989. Endless pockets.
Final fantasy is not the reality, that's the first best reason to be better than it (the other one is Vaan :heart:).
55. Cid/Shera offer you tea. So you better sit your ass down in that chair and drink it!!
100. Eyes on Reality is a stupid name for a forum.
I checked to see if that was a real forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Nope.
We should make that the new title of EoEO
#idkwhat: Melee weapons are just as effective as projectile and explosive weapons. This is good because I like melee weapons.
#idkwhat+1: Projectile weapons like guns and bows rarely require you to buy ammunition!
and your strength stat effects how powerful guns are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
The harder you pull that trigger, the faster the bullet flies. It's physics.
n+1. Interspecies breeding is not only accepted, but smurfing awesome.