101 Reasons Final Fantasy is Better Than Reality

[Flaming Ice]

Get rich quick

[Mirage]

You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.

All females in the world are pretty.

[Flaming Ice]

You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.

Not all of them are innocent as they come out of nowhere to invade the world

(poor ultros though)

All females in the world are pretty.

You get to ride in airships (much better than planes )

[Mirage]

You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.

Not all of them are innocent as they come out of nowhere to invade the world

(poor ultros though)

Of course not, but you can still get rich by killing innocent ones.

All females in the world are pretty.

As I said, all females are pretty.

[Flaming Ice]

Of course not, but you can still get rich by killing innocent ones.

Yeah, even hornets carry money ~.~

As I said, all females are pretty.

Yeah, she actually didn't look bad But....


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[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Chocobos and Shoopuffs. Yes!

"RIDE ZE SHOOPUF?"

[Mirage]

ALL ABOARD!

[Fynn]

#INFINITY: The world is donut-shaped!

[Jiro]

97. No parents! (In the first 3)

You might be wrong there.

[Weimar Pluto Knight VII]

Yep he probably should have rephrased it as "you don't have parents, at least in the first 3."

[Jiro]

Takka is Refia's father though. Adopted, yes, but if you question its legitimacy then you devalue adoptions everywhere! Muahaha, I'm right

[Weimar Pluto Knight VII]

oh right well in the original version you are palette swapped orphans.

[Citizen Bleys]

191: Golden, shiny wire of hope

[Jinx]

98989. Endless pockets.

[Denmark]

1. You broke up with your girlfriend.