They're back.
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They're back.
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smurf yes.
Holy trout, a Quina within a Quina.
While I laud and support the return of Reese's Eggs I just want to point that it is still the first week of January :|
QUINCEPTIONQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
MINI EGGS ARE BETTER
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Well, I think it's time to organize the lynch mob.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Something we both agree on other than the fact we're awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Come at me bro!Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!
edit: as seen above!
http://www.ourcupsrunnethover.com/bl...-mini-eggs.jpg
Now in the correct packaging. ;)
If I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
They reveal themselves when pertinent :colbert:
I figured 'pertinant' in this situation would be AFTER the neck snapping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
In which case my point stands.
Hell yes! Time to go buy out the grocery store.
There is nothing better than Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. Not only are they better than any other candy, but they are better and more important than you. Bow down and worship them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm gonna be doing some neck-snapping myself here in a minute :aimmad:
What, since your supporter who you claim do that for you seem incapable?
Face it, your rejection of the Reeses Egg has made you weak.
Peanut butter is whaff and subsequently Reese's candy is overrated.
After all the hype I'd heard about Reese's candy I was immensely disappointed that it tastes as stale as cheapo out of date sweets from a corner shop.
Just, y'know, saying.
I'm going to open up a grocery store/shopping center where you can just buy holiday trout year round. This is smurfing ridiculous.
Just you wait, Neo. They're coming just like winter is coming.
You mean they are going to show up where they're not wanted, hang around making everyone miserable for no real reason, then leaving and making us all feel better again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Winter is awesome. Winter clothes are the best.
Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerIf I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Yet she used you as the example of her supporter in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerIf I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
For being allegedly 'awesome' you certainly aren't showing very much synergy as a team.
The only thing despairing is your life for not recognizing the amazing perfection that is Reese's eggs.
Reese's is amazing but I've got to say, Mini Eggs are better.
The supporter hiding in the shadows that I was referring to hasn't revealed himself yet, though I will say that MILF was a nice surprise because he and I are never, ever on the same side.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerYet she used you as the example of her supporter in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerIf I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
For being allegedly 'awesome' you certainly aren't showing very much synergy as a team.
Thats support I'd be distancing myself from if I were you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyThe supporter hiding in the shadows that I was referring to hasn't revealed himself yet, though I will say that MILF was a nice surprise because he and I are never, ever on the same side.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerYet she used you as the example of her supporter in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerIf I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
For being allegedly 'awesome' you certainly aren't showing very much synergy as a team.
I need to reconsider my candy opinions clearly. If Sarah thinks something is good it can't be.
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Originally Posted by Shorty
THAT WOULD BE ME.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I'll just do the neck-snapping on her behalf for payment of delicious mini-eggs. Not the dark chocolate ones though, ew.
I want to be on the Reeses Egg Team. But being in the Sarah Shadow Squad sounds so much cooler.
You say this as you've already witnessed the squads ineptitude?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
We have lots of mini-eggs to share. You can't really share reese's peanut butter eggs unless you buy the six pack of them!
What you mistake for ineptitude is clearly superiority to the rest of these good people here.
I prefer Andie Mints.
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Your words cut me like a hot knife through a Reese's peanut butter egg. Try and cut a mini-egg with a knife. It remains stalwart and firm.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerYou say this as you've already witnessed the squads ineptitude?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
1) They've pre-maturely revealed themelves
2) You don't even seem to be aware of who is in this squad, none the less what each person actually does
3) Who buys only one reeses egg?
4) On our own, those who partake of the Reese's egg need no assistance against a horde of you lot.
5) @Jowy: That makes them good for an anal bead substitute I guess.
I'll spare your life because I love Andes mints.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
The fact remains that Reese's eggs are just not as satisfying.
Andes Mints are tasty. No Reeses Eggs, but tastey.
wh-why would you ever waste mini-eggs like that!
You think chocolate and peanut butter is a good combination yet are willing to pass on any assistance you may be offered? Your funeral bub.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
We've already established that he prefers his chocolate either filled with or, in this case, covered in trout. It's not really a waste if he'd still eat them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
This thread is no longer meeting my eggspectations.
Do you have to pick a side. This is how wars begin can't we just have the best of both worlds.
@ JOWYthe better question is why would you waste the materials and man power to make those in the first place.
@Vivi. I'll take the assistance. I just don't need it. :p
Look, Creme Eggs are better than both, but to claim some peanut butter trash is in the same league as Mini Eggs is ridiculous. Even if you do have bizarre and decidedly unyellow packaging for them.
There are bags of the smaller ones!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
http://d1nwvl90h5czsj.cloudfront.net...utter-eggs.jpg
EDIT:
Chocolate and peanut butter is the best combination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi
The only good that ever came out of putting peanut butter in chocolate eggs is that it made it much easier to identify and kill my enemies come Easter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
Guys, we shouldn't judge Neo for however he wants to put mini eggs to use. If he'd prefer to ram them up where the sun don't shine, that's his own private business and we shouldn't judge him for it.
CREME EGGS? REALLY?! :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
This immediately came to mind as another bad egg-related pun:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p_B7agTuyG...s1600/IE03.png
That is an eggscellent point.
JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP he's on our side with mini eggs vs. reese's!Quote:
Originally Posted by JowyCREME EGGS? REALLY?! :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
which is frankly all that I care about!
Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.
Bitches, please:
http://www.chockies.net/WebRoot/Stor...0020_150gr.jpg
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us americans can't have nice things. :aimcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
Look it goes like this
1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.
Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it. :colbert:
You have yourself a deal, sir. If they put a little bit of caramel in the middle to simulate a yolk, those would probably the GOAT candy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Mini egg supporters:
Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexual desires.
Edit: Also known to resort to more direct attacks on hypothetical sexual preference in an attempt to discredit.
Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.
Edit: Appears mentally incapable of properly eating a reese's egg. May explain contempt for them.
Edit2: Shows lack of knowledge in regards to his own snack of choice.
Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.
Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.
Edit: Also attempts to wave off opponents attacks by pretending they don't matter.
Edit2: Denies previous remarks were made as a defence. Either poor attempt to cover, or flighty and partially un-aware of the situation she is in. Either way, determined as a non threat.
Edit3: Also claim o affiliation, yet goes after one side specifically.
I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.
Psychotic - Non-Entity in terms of threat.
Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.
Neo puts mini eggs up his butt in support of Reese's eggs.
Odin himself regularly accepted offerings in the form of sacrifice. Are you calling Odin a bitch? I face my enemies head-on with confidence knowing that I will emerge victorious!
Reese's Eggs SupportersQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
NeoCracker - tries too hard.
Shorty's file has been updated accordingly.
As is Aulayna's.
Would be true except for the fact that I genuinely love Mini Eggs. I just like their big brother a bit more. I've been to the Cadbury factory and saw the parrot. Did you even know there was a Mini Egg parrot? Of course you didn't, pleb. Do not question my loyalty again.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
You're the one who assumes that such an action only correlates with gays! I'd call that a surpression of sexuality if there ever was one, sir.
Point taken, the log shall be updated accordingly.
Also I never offered actual support in either direction outside of saying:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
1) The UK Mini Eggs packaging is the proper one
2) Reese's are overrated and taste bad
3) Kinder Eggs are the OTP
So:
Supporters or Reese's Eggs
NeoCracker - tries to hard, can't get facts correct.
Did you ever leave a bag of mini-eggs out in direct sunlight for a few hours? That shell remains intact, but inside is just gooey delicious perfection. Try that and tell me there's nothing else like it.
You can't do that with Reese's eggs. It becomes liquid crap instead of just regular crap.
!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
I've always liked them when they're slightly melty but never even considered deliberately bringing about the meltage. Sir, I am in your debt.
And you have to scrape the chocolate/peanut butter melty mess off of that little cardboard sleeve with your teeth and it gets stuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
They fell out of my grocery bag one year and I didn't notice until I went out later that afternoon. The absolute definition of serendipity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
I've always liked them when they're slightly melty but never even considered deliberately bringing about the meltage. Sir, I am in your debt.
Logs updated again.
Can you propose a better way of eating them after they are melted in the packaging? I'm not getting a fork out if I just bought one from the gas station impulse rack.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I updated my logs too. I keep them in your user name.
The problem is you are letting them melt in the packaging. Don't blame them for your own negligence.
That name fits so well with the custom rank.
The retailer is letting them melt, not I!
I have, in my life, once gotten a melted Reeses egg.
You simply need to better assess your purchases.
Psychotic log updated.
Let me break it down for you:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mini Eggs über alles
Unmelted Mini Eggs kick the trout out of Unmelted Reese Piss.
Melted Mini Eggs kick the trout out of Melted Reese Piss.
Where's the beef? I don't know, but I imagine chocolate covered beef would taste like ass yet would still be better than your poor excuse for confectionary.
Evidently my knickers are getting in less of a twist sitting on this fence then those of the proponents of Reese's Eggs.
I don't abuse power in a childish way, what are you talking about? In fact, I'm going to correct your log by abusing my power in a ch... ohhhhhhhhh. Boy is my face red. :redface:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mini Eggs über alles
Oh well, I'd hate to disappoint a fan. :aimkiss:
No Idea what you are talking about Psy.
With the atrocious lies that are being spread here by Neo about chocolate, we can only assume that the slander in his pathetic little log are lies as well.
IGNORE THAT MAN, FOLKS
Okay. Whilst I was enjoying the playful ribbing I actually now have my first legitimate contribution to make to this thread.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...yrqxo1_400.jpg
What the smurf? That looks nothing like an egg.
:colbert:
So, what you are saying is, "Ignore whatever all of our opposition says rather then respond or make an actualy defense or point".
As long as you're upfront about it, I guess that's fine.
Boy, I kind of laid waste to this thread, huh? I feel like the Attila the Hun of the chocolate egg world.
Several points have been made that you have chosen to ignore. :colbert:
mini eggs side = joe biden
reese's eggs side = paul ryan
I've taken notes of your points, the problem is the are, at best, nonsensical.
There is a guy right now in his basement wearing a tin foil hat with an anti-alien defense shield powered by his hamster on a wheel. It's not really an argument worth fighting, as it's so apparently wrong it would be nothing but a waste of time.
EGG - Mini Eggs
EGG - Kinder Eggs
EGG - Generic Easter Eggs
EGG - Reese's "Egg"
America what are you doing?
America...
STAHP!
I've never seen speckles like that on mini-eggs.
Then you, my friend, are missing out.
Is it just extra chocolate?! Oh man, that'd be decadent if so. You should totes send me some of the speckled ones.
So both sides are losers? Nice argument.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Reese's lose the "Best Egg" competition by virtue of not being an egg. They are, however, some of the finest disc-shaped chocolates I have sampled.
Second only to Minstrels. Pro-tip, if you like melted Mini Eggs, melted Minstrels will cause the most unholy of messes in your pants. :D
And on team compromise, it looks like Mini Eggs & Reese's eggs had babies.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/...8db5968073.jpg
And those, friends, are the best.
Mini Eggs are glorious creations. :3 I could really go for some. xD
I don't eat mini eggs because I'm afraid it might send out the wrong message about the size of my testicles.
Mini eggs are good, but nothing compared to the glorious Reese's eggs. GTFO out my thread, you poor, deprived hijackers (some of you who have apparently never even had Reese's eggs).
Quin and foa are finally two newcomers to this thread with actual taste.
Wtf is this thread so long already?
I would give you all the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
You know how seriously we take our food debates.
You're all wrong.
http://images.ukcs.net/11015/CremeEgg.png
It's already been said that the Creme Egg is king. It's so intrinsically true that I didn't feel the need to repeat it. :D
I am gonna be heathenous today. I don't like creme eggs that much. They're far too sweet. I have one and then I am completely done for like 6 months. :(
wtf is a mini egg?
I'm going to buy all three of these and gorge myself on them. None of you get any until you can behave.
I can agree with this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Well at least until some smart alec in the pub decides to start discussing various ways Creme Eggs can be eaten... then they have to be tried and tested of course!