The only good that ever came out of putting peanut butter in chocolate eggs is that it made it much easier to identify and kill my enemies come Easter.Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
The only good that ever came out of putting peanut butter in chocolate eggs is that it made it much easier to identify and kill my enemies come Easter.
Guys, we shouldn't judge Neo for however he wants to put mini eggs to use. If he'd prefer to ram them up where the sun don't shine, that's his own private business and we shouldn't judge him for it.
CREME EGGS? REALLY?!
This immediately came to mind as another bad egg-related pun:
That is an eggscellent point.
JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP he's on our side with mini eggs vs. reese's!CREME EGGS? REALLY?!
which is frankly all that I care about!
Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.
Bitches, please:
/thread
us americans can't have nice things. :aimcry:Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.
Bitches, please:
/thread
Look it goes like this
1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.
Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it.
You have yourself a deal, sir. If they put a little bit of caramel in the middle to simulate a yolk, those would probably the GOAT candy.Look it goes like this
1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.
Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it.
Mini egg supporters:
Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexual desires.
Edit: Also known to resort to more direct attacks on hypothetical sexual preference in an attempt to discredit.
Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.
Edit: Appears mentally incapable of properly eating a reese's egg. May explain contempt for them.
Edit2: Shows lack of knowledge in regards to his own snack of choice.
Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.
Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.
Edit: Also attempts to wave off opponents attacks by pretending they don't matter.
Edit2: Denies previous remarks were made as a defence. Either poor attempt to cover, or flighty and partially un-aware of the situation she is in. Either way, determined as a non threat.
Edit3: Also claim o affiliation, yet goes after one side specifically.
I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.
Psychotic - Non-Entity in terms of threat.
Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.
Last edited by NeoCracker; 01-06-2013 at 07:12 PM.
Neo puts mini eggs up his butt in support of Reese's eggs.
Odin himself regularly accepted offerings in the form of sacrifice. Are you calling Odin a bitch? I face my enemies head-on with confidence knowing that I will emerge victorious!
Reese's Eggs Supporters
NeoCracker - tries too hard.
Shorty's file has been updated accordingly.
As is Aulayna's.
Would be true except for the fact that I genuinely love Mini Eggs. I just like their big brother a bit more. I've been to the Cadbury factory and saw the parrot. Did you even know there was a Mini Egg parrot? Of course you didn't, pleb. Do not question my loyalty again.
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