"Raistlin sets new record by arguing for 72 hours straight; lynched by angry mob."
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"Raistlin sets new record by arguing for 72 hours straight; lynched by angry mob."
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Chris wins a food binging competition and wins the top prize! Which is more food!
Interviewer: So Reno, do you have anything to say over your stunning 99 monay bread feast?
Reno: Mwmmhfhb - chomp.
Interviewer: Why, thank you Reno! Back to the studio!
"This just in Formy killed a man with kindness. For more information regarding this shocking revelation and just how he did it turn to page 2A."
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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
"I am just hearing reports of what eyewitnesses are calling a gigantic sea beast, which has just completely devastated the entire city of San Francisco. According to video which we cannot independently verify, at approximately 3:00pm British Time, a strange man was seen on the back of this sea monster, chanting what appears to be it's name, Levvy. Now in the studio with me now is a historian who specialises in myths and legends. Dr.Fitzgerald, welcome to the show, and ur.. well. Just what is this monster?"
"Well Jordan, based on pictures of the monster it has all the features of a Leviathan, a powerful sea monster that is said to be the lord of the waves. As for it's summoner, it is hard to say who he is, though given this Leviathan still has a Secret Santa tag on him in the photographs, I would fathom to guess that it was given to him as a gift. Still, the reports are very early of course."
"Of course, and this is a developing news story, and if you've just joined us..."
"There has been an outbreak of TB in the forums. Symptoms include hot flushes, embarrassed stammering, and excessive talk of breasts."
Loony BoB found in closet arguing with a sock puppet about whether its colour is turquoise or teal
Lockharted made Editor - Wrote this headline while peeing herself with excitement!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THINGQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
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Originally Posted by Rantz
"Shorty breaks passenger's ear drums when another driver cut her off."
"Wolf Kanno crushes the soul of another FFXIII fan."
"Breaking news: a General Chat thread was made that was not about food."
I'm pretty sure Shlup and I already accomplished that in 2005. I don't have the energy to go at it for that long anymore, despite Shlup's complaints about her needs; I'd need a prescription for some little blue pills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
A wonderful person. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ShortyWHO WOULD DO SUCH A THINGQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
:love:
Levian and Chuch hook up. Pull out and additional photos inside. :jokey:
Europe's most notorious peeping tom caught with his pants down!
15/4/2028 - Daniel Cities, a.k.a. Loony BoB, a.k.a. petmaichocomeat3487, was nabbed by police outside a neighbor's home late Saturday evening. Said Cities, "I was just scratching an itch!" Mr. Cities has been connected with a string of crimes stretching from San Francisco to Edinburgh to Tokyo.
Witnesses report a man with pale spindly legs in an anatomically correct latex chocobo suit (chocobo's the weird bird thing from the once-popular Final Fantasy series). Cities is connected to over 70,000 sex-crimes worldwide, including sexual assault and bestiality in Tokyo when he attempted to mount SuperSquareEnixUnlimited Co.'s genetically engineered Chocobo, Hiroguchi. Other charges include Frotteurism, Public Urination, and Indecent Exposure.
Inspector Paul Braggadocio, who was first assigned to the Peeping Chocobo case nearly 20 years ago, spoke to reporters.
Mr. Cities is being held under 24-hour suicide watch with bail set at 34 billion euros.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Braggadocio
This just in, Del Murder murdered by Dell employee during initial court proceedings of popular Dell vs. Del Murder case. Police are not releasing details, but The Izon Interrogator spoke to an anonymous source inside the court room who said the employee was seen talking to Mr. Murder's wife, now widow, before the proceedings began.
Years later:
Mrs. Murder née Miriel, speaking to Oprah 2.0. "Yeah Oprah, I had that mothersmurfer killed. You hear "Enforce her? I barely knew her!" one too many times and you just snap.
Clo and Cuch Raze Entire Country to the Ground
Bath Salts May Be Involved in Recent Loss of Canada
I beat you to this by over ten years
It's no coincidence that Mafia is played here.
There's no slow clap smilie? wth
Several senile ancient evils such as Psychotic, DK, Loony BoB have resurfaced recently. Are the Dark Ages returning?
Quin is apparently still a virgin! He must be protected and put on display in a musuem!
EoFF current active posters stand at 1 to 2. A new high since 2021!!