EoFF Blind Date! The Male Edition

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They say follow your heart, but what if you can't even follow your eyes?

Welcome to the very first EoFF Blind Date! I am your host, Formy and over the coming days, I shall be introducing romance into the world of Eyes On. I mean, sure, some of you are already happily married, but what about us poor schmucks?

"But Formy!" I hear a hypothetical reader say. "How are you going to do this?"

It's simple. Rather than let common sense and good looks get in the way of love, instead one lucky contestant will be on a guaranteed "date" with one of at least three aspiring female contestants, hoping to be lucky in love. Here's how Blind Date works:

THE SET-UP

1. Over the next THREE days, female members of this site can post their interest in the game by posting this keyword: ##CONTESTANT
2. Over the next THREE days, male members of this site can sign-up to be the lucky male star of the show by posting: ##LUCKY
3. At the end of the three days, I will randomly select one male contestant, and depending on interest, at least three female suitors.
4. I shall then do a quick PM interview with the male contestant, and make his identity public. For obvious reasons, the female suitors are highly confidential information
5. The game begins. The male contestant will PM me a set of around 6 questions to ask the suitors. I will post each question in turn in the main game thread, one at a time. So Q1 - A1 - Q2 - A2 and so on. The female suitors will PM their responses within a set time limit, to keep the game going. I shall then post their responses in the game thread, keeping their identities hidden still.
6. This lasts for awhile, given that there's six questions. Anyway, after the six questions, I shall ask the female suitors to PM me one slightly embarrassing detail (I can't stand watermelons) and I shall post them on the game thread. This might help the male contestant make up his mind on the girls
7. After ALL of this, I shall then ask the male contestant which lucky lady he chooses. I will then reveal the identity of all contestants, and the game is over. Maybe the male and female winner can have a small custom title or something who knows on a prize.

It seems like alot to take in, but it is really simple. As host, let me do all the work! But what you can do now is post your interest in the thread! The purpose of this thread is for sign-ups and game discussion. I will be making a separate thread for all the PM interactions and stuff.

Thanks for reading! Can't wait to get started.

Blind date, huh? I hope I get ##LUCKY at the end of it. :jokey:

(amidoinitrite)

##CONTESTANT

I'll be the one from everyone's nightmare ;)

What do I sign up as if I'm a girl on the inside?

I demand formalhaut be renamed to Cilla Black, otherwise this will be a shadow of the true glory of its namesake.

Can I be a contestant if I promise to wear my bikini?

Oh, why not. ##LUCKY

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

What do I sign up as if I'm a girl on the inside?

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Sure, I'll play. But only because Faris is in it. :p ##LUCKY

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

What do I sign up as if I'm a girl on the inside?

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Sign up as a contestant since there's not too many of them so far. We can do each other's hair!!!! :jess:

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Originally Posted by Faris

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

What do I sign up as if I'm a girl on the inside?

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Sign up as a contestant since there's not too many of them so far. We can do each other's hair!!!! :jess:

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Also you clearly don't want to end up on a date with a girl.

##LUCKY

##Lucky

Why not.

##Lucky

Bearing in mind only ONE person is going to be the lucky person, we do definitely need some more female contestants. :p

##SCHMUCK I mean ##LUCKY

##Lucky

I think this thread has summed up the internet perfectly.

##CONTESTANT

I may sign up because I'd love to be revealed as my Father's Blind Date.

I want to be apart of all the fun! ##Contestant

In to troll

##Lucky

Ye lassies better hope I don't get picked.

##CONTESTANT

I hope Bleys gets picked. XD

As it now stands with TWO full days left in the sign-ups:

Contestants: 3

Lucky Male: 8

Right now, I could begin now as the minimum contestants needed is 3, however, I'd love for more hopeful ladies to get involved! Right now, it's turning into a right sausage-fest. :p

this is almost 3 men to each lady xD

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

this is almost 3 men to each lady xD

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:jokey:

I'm fairly certain we have ALOT more female members than this.

Besides, what is this saying about our incredibly eager male members? I know there's differences between the sexes but this is ridiculous. :)

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

##CONTESTANT

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YES.

I hape Sam gets piked :jokey:

Hmm, so if I do ##Contestenant instead, I have a really high chance of making insane wackiness ensue...

Technically speaking, you have a higher chance of being a contestant than a male star of the show, because there's only one male in the hotseat, while my number of female contestants are, while not unlimited, more lax.

Still, don't lie about your gender :p

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

##CONTESTANT

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YES.

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hey bb :aimkiss:

Female participation should be mandatory, or a temp ban is in order. :holmes:

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Female participation should be mandatory, or a temp ban is in order. :holmes:

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Does anyone else find this just a wee bit rapey?

Come on ladies, all men on the internet are creepy but this is just a game!

Oh sure, I'll do this for fun. Since you seem to have a lack of females.

##CONTESTANT

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Female participation should be mandatory, or a temp ban is in order. :holmes:

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Does anyone else find this just a wee bit rapey?

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I'm not playing, so it's okay. :shobon:

What the smurf y'all, ##LUCKY

also ##CONTESTANT

in case er - someone - rolls like that :bounce:

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

##CONTESTANT

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YES.

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hey bb :aimkiss:

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how you doin'? :aimkiss:

My my, plenty of eager, probably sex starved males just wanting to get chosen. :love:

If this game turns out to be popular, I might do a second game, depending on interest and how it all turns out.

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Originally Posted by Faris

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

this is almost 3 men to each lady xD

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:jokey:

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I knew it.

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

What the smurf y'all, ##LUCKY

also ##CONTESTANT

in case er - someone - rolls like that :bounce:

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Haha thank you. :p

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Originally Posted by Innes

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

What the smurf y'all, ##LUCKY

also ##CONTESTANT

in case er - someone - rolls like that :bounce:

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Haha thank you. :p

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Godsdamn it Sarge, it was meant to be a SEEECCCRETTTT

My first ever online date was with Iri Valentine. My second date was with a guy. He kept telling me to ask him questions so I asked him the most ridiculous questions I could think of because he invited me to ask ANYTHING. Both were on these forums.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

My first ever online date was with Iri Valentine. My second date was with a guy. He kept telling me to ask him questions so I asked him the most ridiculous questions I could think of because he invited me to ask ANYTHING. Both were on these forums.

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Wait, date? I never knew you were bisexual!

Ahem. Moving on, there's only one day left of sign-ups! On Friday, I shall random.org everyone, and then give a brisk interview with the lucky male. After that, I shall reveal the star of the show!

Also, I might not have made this terribly clear, but if you are seeking a man, be you female OR male, feel free to sign up! I kind of forgot about the gay and bisexual members of our community. Feel free to sign-up! We are a open community!:D

This could get interesting. :kakapo:

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

This could get interesting. :kakapo:

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If Roto gets unbanned fully expect him to pressure you into participating, if only so you can be a rhyming gay couple.

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

My first ever online date was with Iri Valentine. My second date was with a guy. He kept telling me to ask him questions so I asked him the most ridiculous questions I could think of because he invited me to ask ANYTHING. Both were on these forums.

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Wait, date? I never knew you bisexual!

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I misread this as "I knew you were" (which would be insultingly presumptuous)

The funny part being it only occurred to me in this thread to label it a date. I don't remember who he was, he just started sending me PMs telling me to ask him questions. It struck me as weird so I returned the weirdness. But it lasted a while.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

My first ever online date was with Iri Valentine. My second date was with a guy. He kept telling me to ask him questions so I asked him the most ridiculous questions I could think of because he invited me to ask ANYTHING. Both were on these forums.

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Wait, date? I never knew you bisexual!

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I misread this as "I knew you were" (which would be insultingly presumptuous)

The funny part being it only occurred to me in this thread to label it a date. I don't remember who he was, he just started sending me PMs telling me to ask him questions. It struck me as weird so I returned the weirdness. But it lasted a while.

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Hot.

Can I be a contestant? :p

##Contestant (if so...)

Cuch...? :blush:

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Can I be a contestant? :p

##Contestant (if so...)

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:bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

The funny part being it only occurred to me in this thread to label it a date. I don't remember who he was, he just started sending me PMs telling me to ask him questions. It struck me as weird so I returned the weirdness. But it lasted a while.

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Hot.

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lol. Wanna give it a try?

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

This could get interesting. :kakapo:

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Doesn't bother me, I'm an equal opportunity arsehole. :evil:

I'll give you contestants one chance to get rid of me before the selection: Convince Cuch to take my place.

Your move.

The second Cuch applies, the thread title should be changed to have "We have Cuch! ;)" in the title. Everyone will flock become a contestant then!

On the other hand, if Cuch becomes a contestant, I will apply three layers of Raid to my clothes to keep the bugger away.

I'm shattered after the day, so sign-ups shall continue until I get back from sixth form / counselling. Probably about 6:00pm GMT. Any last sign-ups from males and females both would be both great and probably hilarious. We've filled 4 pages already, and it's only the first step :D

Who or what is Cuch?

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

Who or what is Cuch?

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Your wildest dreams, or your scariest nightmares. ;)

I'll - take - dreams?

But only if you're in them, Formaldehyde.

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

I'll - take - dreams?

But only if you're in them, Formaldehyde.

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Formaldehyde? Brilliant! You deserve rep for that. I'll overlook the fact that formaldehyde is a chemical used for embalming organs in autopsies. :)

*slapsface* I know damn well what formaldehyde is Formaldehyde! I heard Necropophile or whatever his name was mention it one time.

If you wanted -

I'd embalm you. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

*slapsface* I know damn well what formaldehyde is Formaldehyde! I heard Necropophile or whatever his name was mention it one time.

If you wanted -

I'd embalm you. :bigsmile:

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Ur....

It's not deadly, you know. You're already practically made of the stuff, Formaldehyde.

what even.

I don't believe VTG has been introduced to Cuchulainn yet.

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

*slapsface* I know damn well what formaldehyde is Formaldehyde! I heard Necropophile or whatever his name was mention it one time.

If you wanted -

I'd embalm you. :bigsmile:

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Necronoctipus?

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

*slapsface* I know damn well what formaldehyde is Formaldehyde! I heard Necropophile or whatever his name was mention it one time.

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Necronopticus and I don't think Form was implying you didn't know something, Vinylidene polymer.

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Vinylidene polymer.

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if someone (read:FOA) wanted to change my username to that, I'd be cool.

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Vinylidene polymer.

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if someone (read:FOA) wanted to change my username to that, I'd be cool.

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foa can't change usernames. She is not an admin :p

So wait. The whole Vanilla-Dean Paulie-Muir? Or just Vanilla-Dean? :p

And the sign-ups are now CLOSED.

Thank you all who have applied! Not to mention those who didn't apply but made this thread thus far quite amusing to read. I shall reveal the lucky male star of the show today, depending on when he get's my Mognet. After that, I shall Mognet him again to give me SIX questions for me to ask the contestants (who I have now also randomised and sorted). All of that will take place in a separate thread to keep things tidy, and this thread will transform into a game discussion thread which it kind of is anyway.

Stay tuned folks!

lol/ I really didn't think Form was going to present the chat so... Interviewy. I would have been... the same. Not off to a "fun" first start, I guess. :p

By the way, to be as possibly deliberate a nagging nit, Form harking means to listen. I believe you were going for "harping." You can't tell, but I'm making that flicky-tongue blalala tease sound.

This should be interesting. Good luck CONTESTANTS!

So why did I only realize that this is happening now?

EDIT: And it is thus amusing so far guys! :D

I forgot this was gouing on xD

About Lorena Bobbit... She chopped off a dick. Beware of that contestant, dude.

To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Well, listen to the story 'bout a love gone wrong
Poor ol' Mr. Bobbitt dearly loved his precious dong
Then one day when he pushed her way to far
She snipped off Mr. Happy and tossed it from the car

Well, the cops found his weiner and they took it to the doc
Koppel and Chung said they found it 'neath a rock
Covered with old stickers and a bottle cap or two
It wasn't what it had been but it would have to do

Well, the doctors started sewing but they made a little slip
Instead of near the middle they attached it to his hip
And now when Mr. Happy wants to feel that old delight
A hand's in Bobbitt's pocket (that's his left and not his right)

((I first saw this filksong twenty years ago, within a month or so of the Bobbitt incident making the news; I'm surprised I remembered roughly how it went. It apparently never made it to the internet since I couldn't find it on google))

yeah! now I remember. But they had to chop off his finger to use as a replacement down there didn't they?

Also, if my prick were ever lopped by anyone, I would take my revenge most aggregiously. No court date for that ...witch.

Awe dammit. I'd of loved to participate. Its like the bachelor but...on eoff.

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Awe dammit. I'd of loved to participate. Its like the bachelor but...on eoff.

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Don't worry, there will be games in the future. :)