I think this thread has summed up the internet perfectly.
I think this thread has summed up the internet perfectly.
##CONTESTANT
I may sign up because I'd love to be revealed as my Father's Blind Date.
I want to be apart of all the fun! ##Contestant
In to troll
##Lucky
Ye lassies better hope I don't get picked.
##CONTESTANT
Originally Posted by Fynn
I hope Bleys gets picked. XD
As it now stands with TWO full days left in the sign-ups:
Contestants: 3
Lucky Male: 8
Right now, I could begin now as the minimum contestants needed is 3, however, I'd love for more hopeful ladies to get involved! Right now, it's turning into a right sausage-fest.
this is almost 3 men to each lady xD
4444444444 4 4 444 44 4
I'm fairly certain we have ALOT more female members than this.
Besides, what is this saying about our incredibly eager male members? I know there's differences between the sexes but this is ridiculous.
YES.
I hape Sam gets piked
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Hmm, so if I do ##Contestenant instead, I have a really high chance of making insane wackiness ensue...
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Technically speaking, you have a higher chance of being a contestant than a male star of the show, because there's only one male in the hotseat, while my number of female contestants are, while not unlimited, more lax.
Still, don't lie about your gender
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