My mom said I was like Carlton once.
...Yay?
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My mom said I was like Carlton once.
...Yay?
"Hey, I bet you'd love this Final Fantasy forum I go to."
I ain't even phased, brah
Wait so did she mean like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
Maybe she was complimenting your sweet moves!
My mom called me a son of a bitch once. I followed it up with a sarcastic "don't talk about my mother like that"
A Flat-Chested Moomin.
:(
Some kid in Jr. High called me Metallica Breath. I am still trying to figure that one out.
Funniest insult I've ever received: Once I made the mistake of putting my voice on a YouTube video and leaving the comments open and before long people were telling me that I sounded like a "gay Asian with a cold."
It was actually really funny.
"You look like Gary Lucy"
After stating that I look nothing like this "actor" the same person went on to say...
"Actually, you look more like Gary Lucy than Gary Lucy does"
When I visited my older sis in London last summer, I was hanging out with some of her friends. I thought I was cool (I had been practizing my British accent), when one of her friends told me that I was too American. :stare: I was crushed. But to be fair, someone from London, sounds awfully a lot like someone from Utah, or something like that.
The worst insults? Their all one-worders.
"Useless". "Worthless". "Pathetic".
Someone once told me I look like Kristen Stewart.
" You're so smurfing idiotic and I hope you go hang yourself with a rope ".
"You need to be lazier in your work." :p It makes sense in context at least.
Laddy, that's ridiculous. We all know Carlton is 100% bonafide heterosexual.
You are a smelly pirate hooker, go back to your home on whore island.
the worst insults are actions
"Your posts are Denmark-like in quality"
:(
I... I.... I..... I..... I DON'T KNOW!
The worst insult I've ever received
The worst insult
"The worst" insult
Yeah, someone calls me "The worst" every now and then. >=(
Seriously, though, I don't know if this is supposed to be about the worst (most insulting) insults I've received or the worst (most stupid/pathetic excuses for insults) insults I've received...
:aimkiss:
The worst insult I've ever received? God knows I've received a few but the worst one:
Average.
Calling someone average is worst than calling someone bad, it's like saying "Yo! dude, you aint even terrible enough to be classed as bad but you're not good enough to be good either." smurf you average!
Alternatively there's one I delivered before to someone else but it apparently elicits a most stern response:
*snip*
I snipped this for a good reason and this isn't even on topic. You are on thin ice, my friend. ~Shorty
"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
:(
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?
Jesus, man! Your the TROLLHUNTER! You're supposed to contain this kind of thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunter
My dad told me I was worthless and I should go die. Then he punched me.
Hell, you're better than average, you're adequately satisfactory!Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Oh I've heard them all: stupid, fat, worthless, ugly, ginger, Canadian, pirate...
I contain witty rebuttals and smartass remarks. I care little about insults thrown at me. That is the way of the hunter.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexJesus, man! Your the TROLLHUNTER! You're supposed to contain this kind of thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunter
I'm torn between "I hope you get dick cancer" and everyone who's ever thought I was an American.
You're not American?
Course he is, he lives in North America doesn't he?
You think I won't kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
:love:
From about ages 16-18, people regularly stopped me in various locations (Utah, Las Vegas and Idaho) and took me for Avril Lavigne. I was generally horribly disgusted each time.
Who :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
I'll deliver their booty to ya :smug:
Never been called ginger, Canadian, or pirate, but the rest--yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
/me hugs Faris
i've been called ginger but never seriously taken it as an insult
pathetic's a pretty harsh one
The worst is clearly being reminded that I'm Canadian and ginger. Oh the horror! :crying: ~seriously though the last three were meant as jokes :shobon:
My senior English teacher told my mom I wasn't cut out for college. My mother kept this from me until after I had graduated with honors and was going for my teaching degree, but I admit I was disappointed to hear that teacher had retired by the time I was subbing at my old high school. I wanted to be all "I got the same job as you, bitch!"
OH, this reminded me. My old middle school gym coach told me I was going to be a nobody when I grew up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
Backstory: He was so overweight he needed a 3 pronged cane to walk, and his health was unreliable at best. Not to mention he was worthless as a coach. He's partially given me the drive to come back and shove a degree right up his ass, I'll give him that.
I'd still stick all kinds of dick to her; why would that be a bad comparison? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Because I couldn't stand her at the time and she's pretty damn annoying!
I got called a bitch today by a girl who was upset that I was complaining about the American healthcare system while using up her tax paying dollars to sit on welfare. Thing is, I am not now, nor have I ever been, on welfare. I pretty much just ignored that one because I mean, really.
My ex boyfriend called me a stupid :bou::bou::bou::bou: a few times. And stupid. The stupid was particularly insulting because it was like having an obese person call you fat.
You're annoying. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
98th percentile. :colbert:
In seriousness, being called boring/apathetic/dull/dispassionate probably stings the most because it's what hits closest to home. But I take it in stride. :D What infuriates me most is condescension, but that can encompass anything so it's probably off topic.