Cloud is fruity in the booty.

Think about it...

- Cross dressing for the Don
- Going out of his way to be sexy for the Don
- Dating Barret
- Being oblivious to Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie's charms at every turn
- Bathing and lounging with Mukki
- Large phallic sword
- Obsession with femboy Sephiroth
- All those balls of materia
- That hair
- He can "Mistify" male enemies
- Stood there and allowed aforementioned femboy to murder his beard, Aeris
- Got naked and then showed off in front of Shinra infantry
- Obsessed with large phallic Sister Ray
- Clearly a closet case with all those other selves in the disc 2 dream sequence
- Buys flowers from Aeris even though he has no girl to give them to
- Doesn't say he isn't gay, just that the Don's goons are SCRUBS and therefore not his type
- That rainbow when he summons Phoenix

Just try and deny these infallible articles of proof.

I know that your post is meant in jest, but it's actually very true. Cloud is a homosexual. Even the name screams it.

Haaa I never thought of that.

And people make fun of Squall. -_-

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Haaa I never thought of that.

And people make fun of Squall. -_-

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You're doing it wrong. People make fun of Squall AND Cloud together.

Haha. I'm playing VII now actually and that certainly does some genuine sense. :p

They do? Because.. You know. Those that are diehard VII fans and hate VIII would consider this blasphemy.

You are not the only one that thought that Cloud would rather get it on with Zack or Vincent than Tifa or Aeris.

Robot Chicken: Ballad of Gay Tony - YouTube

*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

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*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

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It's not like he has no reason to act this way, though.

True, but still. I'm -just- saying.

Cloud's interest in the phallus is purely an artistic one. What are these bigoted times in which we live when a man cannot enjoy thirsting for penis without having his sexuality called into question? Shame on all of you.

Hmm, don't know Psy, your post sounds a little gay to me.

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*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

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It's not like he has no reason to act this way, though.

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Agree Cloud has a huge reason why he's a little messed up in the head and most likely suffering from Post traumatic stress. Squall wouldn't cope a day in Cloud's shoes sorry. I don't think anybody would in the Final Fantasy series, not even Zidane. However Zack made it out alright clearly.

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o.o; I just watched that one scene in the Shinra Mansion.. (SPOILER)Zack got shot up by Shinra officers.

He never misses a chance to be penetrated by his idol.

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god you would think by now he would know how to block that

I like to imagine Cloud in an old Looney Tunes cartoon, drinking a glass of orange juice and then having it spill out of all these holes in his torso.

It's okay to be gay, Cloud. However, your relationship with Sephiroth is abusive and unhealthy. You deserve better.

The worst part is now when I say Cloud is an overrated sack of crap people will call it gay bashing.

The Shinra building is just a metaphor for a giant, erect phallus that Cloud must climb.

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