Cloud is fruity in the booty.

[DMKA]

Think about it...

- Cross dressing for the Don
- Going out of his way to be sexy for the Don
- Dating Barret
- Being oblivious to Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie's charms at every turn
- Bathing and lounging with Mukki
- Large phallic sword
- Obsession with femboy Sephiroth
- All those balls of materia
- That hair
- He can "Mistify" male enemies
- Stood there and allowed aforementioned femboy to murder his beard, Aeris
- Got naked and then showed off in front of Shinra infantry
- Obsessed with large phallic Sister Ray
- Clearly a closet case with all those other selves in the disc 2 dream sequence
- Buys flowers from Aeris even though he has no girl to give them to
- Doesn't say he isn't gay, just that the Don's goons are SCRUBS and therefore not his type
- That rainbow when he summons Phoenix

Just try and deny these infallible articles of proof.

[Chris]

I know that your post is meant in jest, but it's actually very true. Cloud is a homosexual. Even the name screams it.

[noxious.sunshine]

Haaa I never thought of that.

And people make fun of Squall. -_-

[Chris]

Haaa I never thought of that.

And people make fun of Squall. -_-

You're doing it wrong. People make fun of Squall AND Cloud together.

[Formalhaut]

Haha. I'm playing VII now actually and that certainly does some genuine sense.

[noxious.sunshine]

They do? Because.. You know. Those that are diehard VII fans and hate VIII would consider this blasphemy.

[maybee]

You are not the only one that thought that Cloud would rather get it on with Zack or Vincent than Tifa or Aeris.

Robot Chicken: Ballad of Gay Tony - YouTube

[noxious.sunshine]

*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

[Karifean]

*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

It's not like he has no reason to act this way, though.

[noxious.sunshine]

True, but still. I'm -just- saying.

[Psychotic]

Cloud's interest in the phallus is purely an artistic one. What are these bigoted times in which we live when a man cannot enjoy thirsting for penis without having his sexuality called into question? Shame on all of you.

[Chris]

Hmm, don't know Psy, your post sounds a little gay to me.

[maybee]

*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

It's not like he has no reason to act this way, though.

Agree Cloud has a huge reason why he's a little messed up in the head and most likely suffering from Post traumatic stress. Squall wouldn't cope a day in Cloud's shoes sorry. I don't think anybody would in the Final Fantasy series, not even Zidane. However Zack made it out alright clearly.

[noxious.sunshine]

o.o; I just watched that one scene in the Shinra Mansion.. (SPOILER)Zack got shot up by Shinra officers.

[LunarWeaver]

He never misses a chance to be penetrated by his idol.

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