How Weird are you?

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WARNING, massive amounts of insanity inside
I have two points I can talk about my own weirdness,
the first being my extreme paranoia.

I love singing when nobody else is home, but a few months ago I heard a creak in the attic while singing and immediately shut up. I somehow convinced myself at that moment that there was a Mexican family living in our attic and laughing at my singing. I had to go into the attic and check before I felt comfortable singing.

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

I often decide the government is actively watching me all of the sudden and force myself to only do nice things for the rest of the day.

And most importantly I wont let anyone use any of my computers because I automatically think they want to read my crappy poetry and then make fun of me.
Edit: also the twelve terrabytes of porn. :P



My second gigantic form of weirdness is my radically escapist imagination. I don't hate my life at all, but I find myself constantly creating new personas I want live as, developing back stories and what their life goals are, all assuming they have my personality.

I wont go into a bunch of them because there are a ton, but my most recent imaginary persona is a centaur teenage girl named Lilia (can't bring myself to choose a different name once the first one pops in my head.) who has randomly been thrown into our modern world with no memories about where she (I) comes from, but lots of knowledge about our world, such as history, politics, mathematics, etc. However, despite the vast knowledge, all she (I,we?) wants is to become an awesome cook living in New York city. I still haven't decided whether or not that persona needs pants.



How are you strange?

To the rest of the world I am pretty weird.

To EoFF I am pretty bland and normal.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

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That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you. How often does that happen?

I'm weird. The people who know the full extent of my weirdness are on my livejournal.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

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That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you.

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Three consecutive turns in the same direction. If you turn left, then drive for ten minutes, turn right, drive, turn left again and someone is still following you, it probably means you're going to the same party. If you turn right four times in a row immediately, either they are smurfing abysmally lost, or you got yourself a shadow. Gosh you rookies.

EDIT: Also I am not weird at all, not compared with all of you guys. I could open a hardware store with the amount of screws you all seem to got loose :monster: <3

Jiro has been following you, HC.

Jasmin and I are pretty weird. We walk around the house yelling "I'm gonna wreck it!" constantly. She frequently dances obnoxiously in public and I sometimes forget that she's there and say/do weird things. Examples: 1. I was holding my cat bouncing her and sang all the kitties say all the kitties say meow meow meow meow meow meow to the tune of No Doubts all the girls say. 2. I make guitar solo sounds with my mouth when I'm reading an action scene in books. 3. I once called myself super cool after I completed a quest in skyrim

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

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That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you. How often does that happen?

I'm weird. The people who know the full extent of my weirdness are on my livejournal.

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Sometimes it only takes one turn for me to become convinced.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

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That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you.

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Three consecutive turns in the same direction. If you turn left, then drive for ten minutes, turn right, drive, turn left again and someone is still following you, it probably means you're going to the same party. If you turn right four times in a row immediately, either they are smurfing abysmally lost, or you got yourself a shadow. Gosh you rookies.

EDIT: Also I am not weird at all, not compared with all of you guys. I could open a hardware store with the amount of screws you all seem to got loose :monster: <3

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Nice try, you're weird.

I am also weird, but not crazy. Being insane would certaintly make some situations interesting though.

How am I weird?

I know I -am-, I'm just having a hard time thinking of how.

I get fixated on things for periods of time. Like last night, I was obsessed with the idea of buying a Dibbuk Box on eBay. I'm still engrossed with the idea right now, but it's not as bad as it was last night. Or like I'll randomly decide I -really need- something and if I have the money, I will go get it - whether I really do need it or not.

I might seem Chatty Cathy, and for the most part, I can be pretty outgoing and I'm not shy at all, but no one ever really knows -me- me. I can talk about stuff that's happened all day long, but talking about feelings? No way, man. I avoid that like the plague. I do, however, have no problems whatsoever dishing out advice. I just never do it 'cuz people ask and I tell them what I think they should do (which I'm usually right about) & then they don't listen to me and then later they're all "I should've listened!" and I'm like "Yep! My wealth of knowledge is now closed off to you... Foorrreeeevvvuuurrrr." My Friend Pobz calls me "The Wise... Ass" XD

I almost never eat what I cook. Not because it isn't good, though. Snacking & tasting usually fills me up before I get finished cooking.

I will almost -never- eat what someone else cooks - if I don't know who they are. Restaurants are different. But like if my boyfriend brings something home that was made from someone -else's- house and I don't know the person/have never met them, I won't eat it. If they're there in front of me and I saw them cook it, I probably will eat. With the exception of tamales.

You just live, man. There be no need to keep track of a list like some honkey in a hat asking you some questions. SHEIT, just ride the wave. That's all there is to it. Don't think.

I wear my sunglasses at night.

Too weird. And not in the cool, I'm an individual with cute quirks way.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Every time a car follows me for more than 3 turns I become convinced they are following me.

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That is actually the criteria to determine if someone is following you. How often does that happen?

I'm weird. The people who know the full extent of my weirdness are on my livejournal.

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Sometimes it only takes one turn for me to become convinced.

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Be glad you're not a young girl on your way home from a party in the middle of the night.

I'm normal.

I just LOL'd at that.

Yes I'm normal, sometimes extremely normal. My posting here provides clear, undeniable evidence of it.

when i am on the highway, and i sort to the left to pas some1 u must not ride on my tail! becaus i swear to god i am going to slow you down BIGTIME.

i absolutely hate i see those ppl aproaching with 160 km/h and they signal me with a light 'get out of the way!'
ill gladly give you an anwer, ill flash my rear fog-light and i will slow down and make sure you SHALL NOT PAAAAASSS.. i will even take a detour if i think i have not tortured you enough

I'm going to have played a total of 20 games to be launched this year, as well as a few games I missed out on. Already got through Suikoden 1, 2, Gaiden Volume 1, Alpha Centauri, and tomorrow I'll be adding Legend of Zelda Oracle of Seasons and ages to the mix. This will make this years new game total 26, and this isn't counting replays of older titles (Such as my Xeno Playthrough, all three games. :p).

I once got a compliment from a really, really hot chick on my hair, however I had my hair in a bun since I needed to do that for the job I was working at the time so I thought it looked horrid, and thus told her she had terrible taste in hair.

Once at a job I had I'd started a serious discussion about just how many dicks could fit into one butt. The conversation involved lowering a no legged man in on a harness.

I hate virtually all forms of condiments.

I really, really like Pizza Hut.

My liquors of choice include Jack Daniels, Absinthe, or really, really girly ones like Triplesec (They have that not just as a mixer around here, but a vodka drink, I keep hearing people think it's just a mixer when I bring it up though. :p.)

I think that's good for now.

but there's nothing wrong with absinthe...

Not at all, whats odd is the mix of strong liquor and weak girly liquor. :p

I like girly drinks too, what's the problem? It tastes good.

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when i am on the highway, and i sort to the left to pas some1 u must not ride on my tail! becaus i swear to god i am going to slow you down BIGTIME.

i absolutely hate i see those ppl aproaching with 160 km/h and they signal me with a light 'get out of the way!'
ill gladly give you an anwer, ill flash my rear fog-light and i will slow down and make sure you SHALL NOT PAAAAASSS.. i will even take a detour if i think i have not tortured you enough

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THIS. This exactly. I break check m-effers like a moooooo. I can't stand it. They wanna ride my ass? They gonna get a biiiig ole dose of Break Check. Cuz if they rear-end me, it's allllll their fault. ALL THEIR'S I say! ... And so do the cops 'cuz they shouldn't have been so close to me. hahaha.

I have creeping paranoia too. Which most of the time is why I'm very stoic or neutral and tend to be afraid of showing any form of personality or emotional because when I do I feel like I go overboard and it annoys people - infact I'm convinced in my head right now that annoy the trout out of a few specific EoFF'ers. That shouldn't bother me really as I shouldn't care what others think, but they're genuinely people I like and care about it.

i dont like sexy-time..
im only doing it for my boyfriend but i could very easely live without it. its stupid and nasty and iewie!

i have trouble saying 'i love you' to anyone, even to my boyfriend, i usually answer with a smile or something. i dont know why but i dont like saying it!

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Originally Posted by Shaibana

when i am on the highway, and i sort to the left to pas some1 u must not ride on my tail! becaus i swear to god i am going to slow you down BIGTIME.

i absolutely hate i see those ppl aproaching with 160 km/h and they signal me with a light 'get out of the way!'
ill gladly give you an anwer, ill flash my rear fog-light and i will slow down and make sure you SHALL NOT PAAAAASSS.. i will even take a detour if i think i have not tortured you enough

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THIS. This exactly. I break check m-effers like a moooooo. I can't stand it. They wanna ride my ass? They gonna get a biiiig ole dose of Break Check. Cuz if they rear-end me, it's allllll their fault. ALL THEIR'S I say! ... And so do the cops 'cuz they shouldn't have been so close to me. hahaha.

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yeah!! last timke i had another asshole on my rear.. and after a view minutes playing with him he passed me.. and he looked at me very disaproving, he shook 'no'.. and i am like: 'ME?? YOU DARE BLAME ME!! YOU ARE THE SMUG THAT &*^%$ AROUND HERE!!'

I don't text unless I have to and I'm not on Facebook.

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I don't text unless I have to and I'm not on Facebook.

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Do you still make videos in front of your mother's armoire?

I'm definitely weird. In the past two or so years I've been surprisingly normal, but these past 2-3 months have been stressful and I'm getting weird coming out my ears right now.

-That-, my dear Shai, is when I flip a bird. I have a very incurable case of road rage. I nearly got ran off the freeway by a flipping Freightliner that wasn't paying attn. Ooooo I was -Pissed-. I took his plate and driver number and reported him to his company after many bird flippins and horn honkins.


........... I have anger issues in general. Employees at a store piss me off, I complain quick. My server wants to be crappy, I leave a note on the receipt, even though I still tip decent.

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Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine

-That-, my dear Shai, is when I flip a bird. I have a very incurable case of road rage. I nearly got ran off the freeway by a flipping Freightliner that wasn't paying attn. Ooooo I was -Pissed-. I took his plate and driver number and reported him to his company after many bird flippins and horn honkins.


........... I have anger issues in general. Employees at a store piss me off, I complain quick. My server wants to be crappy, I leave a note on the receipt, even though I still tip decent.

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in that case i hope we never meet on the road :P thats gonne be 1 hell of a fight!!

lolololol. It really would, though. But then again, seeing as how -I- don't tail gate and -you- don't tail gate & we both clearly drive the proper speeds, there probably wouldn't be any issues.

MLT Get In A Traffic Fight 2013! XDDD

aah ok, i though u were one of those diptrout speeders :P

Nuuuu. I mean, I'll go like 5 over if I'm in the left lane... 'Cuz that's what it's there for, but stomping down on the pedal like that makes my knee hurt. Plus it wastes gas.