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My cousin, who was adopted from Ethiopia when she was 8-ish, just posted on Facebook that she's a size 5 and plans to get down to a size 1. My first thought was "She's just trying to get in touch with her heritage."
What have you done to ensure your place in Hell today?
Oh, lots of things.
The heat.
I charged my coworker $4 for their lunch. It only cost me $3.99.
I invited my friend to come to our house for tea without realizing that my husband was inside and not wearing any trousers.
I let a goblin somehow steal a babby from the fortress. I have no idea how, he had to get past traps, guards, and various wildlife who graze out front, not to mention whoever he encountered in the fortress. That gobbo deserved his success. But Armok forgive me.
More or less than usual?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spuuky
Ohh, tea and a show!Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
When I left the house, he was wearing trousers! Over the course of our houseguest having tea with me, he slowly assembled himself a toga out of the sheet we use in lieu of a couch throw -_-;;
I'll let the scholars here weigh in, but I did spend most of the day carving idols and placing them before me as I offered my flesh to them in eternal servitude.
Calling in work sick when I wasn't.
I kissed a guy, and I liked it.
To be fair, what kind of man wears pants in his own home? Blech.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
Mostly sloth, a little bit of avarice with some envy mixed in.
Lust. Half my staff was half-naked at our Grand Theft Auto launch this evening.
Sloth. I stayed in bed the longest. And I'm going back to bed shortly.
Oh I'm going to Hell. FIRST. CLASS.
Suck on that.
I'm totes planning on feeding my bf some day-old expired chicken. I'm paranoid of it myself, but whatever. It's in the freezer for now so. He's safe until I make my way through the rest of the contents in the fridge.
Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...
She ate the whole thing!
You monster!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Thought about burying one of my students under 20 feet of dirt where she can't annoy me.
Started playing Cookie Clicker
Soooo, she likes eating fuzzy muffin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
(I'm going to hell for ^that)
I live with my girlfriend. I wake up full of sin every morning apparently. My grandmother doesn't approve.
Not sure if I did it today, but I generally try to make fun of the handicapped whenever I get the chance.
Only kissed? I am surprised!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I more than kissed a guy and I loved it. At least the neighbours didn't hear this time.
Living in sin, sloth, occasional gluttony.
lol when I die, they're bringing Hell to me. Better pray the rumours of my immortality are real.
I work as a Customer Service Professional. I book my place in Hell daily just by saying "hello"
Today I threw away a water bottle without taking the cap off first, thereby reducing the available fresh water for drinking and agriculture.
And then you force that sin onto your girlfriend :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Was he freeballin'?Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliope
I'm going to hell today because I watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies out of order over the last 2 days.
Like every day I giggled and gossiped with my co-workers about our seriously mentally ill customers throwing temper tantrums in our store.
I stood on a snail by accident. :(
omg what :(
That's so sad
The worst part is that it's the second time I've done it in the past week. :(
They keep sitting on my doorstep at night and it's too dark to see them. Suicidal snails. :(
I hope you had shoes on, at least.
Confirmed got Cbc addicted to cookie clicker. My place in hell is guaranteed!
Your post got me doing it as well. I couldn't stop till I had 100%Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I just drove our roommate's car. A Mazda Speed 3 .... Just to the gas station.. I'm not allowed to drive it.
BUT MAN WAS THAT ISH AWESOME.
I've killed. Many.
But you don't know who I've killed, so don't be so judgmental geez.
I drank milk my roommate bought straight from the jug in the midst of night. He is none the wiser! Enjoy your tainted store brand cereal.
No, I am a good little human that dun do bad things and fertilise other humans with my poo. :bigsmile: