Attn: Dr Unne

Having logged in for my customary Saturday morning Eyes on marathon posting session, I was saddened to see the typical six friend requests that have graced my notification bar for years now, has been reduced to a mere five candidates who presume a virtual connection with me. Curious to know which of my potential friends would act in such a manner, I was disappointed to discover that none other than our Dr Brian Unne rescinded his invitation, to what I thought could turn out to be a long-lasting, fraternal bond.

My question to him, as well as to all of you is: What drives a man to such a thing? Did I wrong him in some integral way as to warrant the loss of prospective comrade? And if this is truly the end of an era between Dr Unne and myself that never quite manifested itself, where do the two of us go from here?

These are the questions we ponder as a community while the rest of the world struggles with their banal problems.

who is dr unne

He is just playing hard to get. Try giving him a copy of Final Fantasy with four Black belts. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

What drives a man to such a thing?

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What drives a man to do any thing? Lust, greed, power, it matters not in the end, surely? What matters is that he is an individual that has been pushed too far. That he is a man on the brink. That he is ready to inflict punishment upon those he deemed to have wronged him and if he is capable of taking back a friend request, what other dark machinations is he capable of?

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Did I wrong him in some integral way as to warrant the loss of prospective comrade?

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You have wronged each and every member of this community. Why, then, single him out? Do you realise that this implies the hurts you have caused to the rest of the userbase are somehow less important? The answer is to my first question is because he has taken action against you. Do you not see the folly of this? That if one enacts one's vengeance upon Yamaneko he gives them attention? Cause and effect. Others will take the hateful actions that Dr Unne took. The path you walk leads only to ruin.

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

And if this is truly the end of an era between Dr Unne and myself that never quite manifested itself, where do the two of us go from here?

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My advice to you is not to ponder on such things. Friends and enemies, acquaintances and annoyances, they all surely come and go and yet the wheels keep on turning. It may be that you will encounter Dr Unne again at some later juncture; perhaps not. All you can ever do is try to be the person you were born to be - Unneful or Unneless, it makes not one jot of difference.

>>> He is busy playing http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/rodv/bbelt.gif..:luca:

wil u b my frend psycho??:confused:

What's the magic word?

burrito

crumpets can kick burritos asses I'm not having any of this. Friend request withdrawn.

>>> lol..:luca:

Are crumpets those things your squad munch down to drown their sorrows after having choked once more on penalty kicks?

Do you know what the word bobbins means?

that's an ice cream parlour, isn't it?

Yeah, they have big, hairy feet, right? Maybe that's why they miss some many penalty kicks!

Why is Stalin an unrecognized member?

I think what we really need to know is if it's better to have been friend requested by Dr Unne and lost is, or to never have been friend requested by Dr Unne at all?

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Yeah, they have big, hairy feet, right? Maybe that's why they miss some many penalty kicks!

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Well now you're not even thinking of the right sport.

...still won more World Cups than USA, Mexico and Russia combined

Was this Friend Request actually accepted, or did you just leave him hanging? Because, if you didn't respond to it, then I don't blame him for pulling it.

You had your chance Yamaneko. Now it's going to cost you.

I've waited nearly 10 years for you to show the slightest sign of human emotion. And here it is, after all. You are actually a piece of lettuce.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

Was this Friend Request actually accepted, or did you just leave him hanging? Because, if you didn't respond to it, then I don't blame him for pulling it.

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All of my true friends know that the fastest way to my heart is to leave it hanging.

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Originally Posted by Dr Unne

You had your chance Yamaneko. Now it's going to cost you.

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Please! Just give me a few more years to come around to the idea. Even Kishi is potentially my friend after all this time.

I feel as if I am genuinely witnessing something that not even Jeremy Kyle could solve.

Are you lonely, Yams?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/57...on_popcorn.gif

This is quite entertaining.

wtf is this even about?

I sent you a friend request Yams. I'm cooler than Unne anyway.

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

What drives a man to such a thing?

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And WHAT IS A MAN?!

Time conquers all, Yamaneko. Perhaps, if you are lucky, your life will be cyclical and Unne will return with an outstretched hand. Perhaps you are not so fortunate, and will die a lonely miser, without the comfort of Unne.

Some people just can't appreciate good procrastination when they see it.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I sent you a friend request Yams. I'm cooler than Unne anyway.

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You're under consideration...

Cool, can't wait until we become friends in 5-6 years!

I'm already preparing for when I take advantage of that friendship and guilt you into helping me move a couch up four flights of stairs.

"I'll buy you lunch afterwards, man!"

People only want what they can't have.

someone called casey added me as a friend and i was like "haha i dont know who you are but ok dude!" cos i am amiable and love making new friends (add me up we'll have a blast!)

Sometimes I imagine I log onto here and I have a friend request from every single member. I can only dream.

Why aren't you all my friends? Can you tell me that? Why?

well you are a bit dumb

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Sometimes I imagine I log onto here and I have a friend request from every single member. I can only dream.

Why aren't you all my friends? Can you tell me that? Why?

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I'm your friend.

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

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Originally Posted by Dr Unne

You had your chance Yamaneko. Now it's going to cost you.

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Please! Just give me a few more years to come around to the idea. Even Kishi is potentially my friend after all this time.

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He could never tell you no.

wth Unne needs to be smacked with a trout :mad2:

I woke up this morning and I had friend requests from members, it was the nicest thing that has ever happened to me definitely this week. I woke up happy. I felt the love xxxxxxxxxx

I hope you will do me the honour of being pals, Alive-Man.