With references to this thread:
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....mily-Tree-v3-0
Done reading? :bigsmile:
And it is time to start your own EoFF family people! :bigsmile:
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With references to this thread:
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....mily-Tree-v3-0
Done reading? :bigsmile:
And it is time to start your own EoFF family people! :bigsmile:
Oh god xD
are we still going off the old one? I don't think I'm on it anywhere!
BoB will update that excel sheet thingy btw. So no worries. :bigsmile:
EDIT: BoB will update it in DUE time.
I just realised that if I include in-laws, I have something like 14 children in this tree. Christmas (the event, not the member) must be a nightmare.
Yeah, I majorly gave up on adding all of those names to a REAL family tree because throughout the thread there were a couple of people who attempted it better than I could have done xD
I disagree that people need to be in a relationship for it to be concrete as has been stated in the thread from 2012. :colbert: Heath has been my husband for nigh over a decade and we are perfectly happy with our platonic relationship in which we speak once every three or so years, as a true marriage should be.
I am an orphan and unloved
http://www.aiyon.com/keke/familytreerevised2012.png
For the convenience of everyone.
PS: You can be one of my demonic offspring if you don't mind, Alive-man. lol
EDIT: The usernames in the image may be a bit outdated though. Some of them have another name now.
I will be anything that you want me to beQuote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
o.o what is this.
Until it's so dirty and foul I can no longer stand to lay on it. The last one had a huge gaping hole at the bottom of it so I had to change them. Once a decade, I guess. I lived a long life, seen many a systems come and go in my lifetime. Sega for life.
I can be the father of your 10 million eoff babies Christmas :jokey:
Whoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
No woman should have to give birth to that many babies, you monster.Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
You did not endure beatings from her and her army of Manus in the glorious Guild Wars as I did sir! I deserve this honor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-ManWhoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
one day I'll learn to build a tank out of wood like this person and it will impress everyoneQuote:
Originally Posted by escobertYou did not endure beatings from her and her army of Manus in the glorious Guild Wars as I did sir! I deserve this honor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-ManWhoa, man, Christmas is promised to me! Everybody knows that :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I'm not afraid of tanks. Unless the tanks is capable of teleportation, missiles fire, turbo speeds, and deploying nukes that cover a wide area.
I am so alone
Just look back at my family tree! You are in there! Can't you see yourself? There's a special place just for you :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
You think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Perducci(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
OH LAWDIES, If I realise my connections that means I have to turn up at awkward family events. EEP
Now accepting wives.
Inquire within.
I'm confused.
Wives? As in more than one? :shobon::erm::shobon::erm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
Everyone is just related to everyone 'cause we're all still alive and it gets weirder and weirder.
Random unknown EoFF fact - Psychotic is 60% likely to maybe be my biological father
I think milliegoesbeep left me. Or all of us. Or died. Sad. But I am glad to have papa face and mama glitter to support me.
Once we even went to the cinema together.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou think you can come into my house and steal my husband from me?! Just who do you think you are?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Perducci(SPOILER)He'd never admit it in public, but Heath is mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Oh god, I forgot Shorty is my sister-in-law and Locky is my niece.
Welcome to hellQuote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
I'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
Unofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaI'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
Unofficial based upon I don't share well with my siblings, so you are my unofficial cousin so I don't have to share you with them :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ToriJUnofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaI'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
Hoarder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaUnofficial based upon I don't share well with my siblings, so you are my unofficial cousin so I don't have to share you with them :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ToriJUnofficial? Was I twice removed? Who removed me? I want my names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaI'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
We'll get along just fine.
Vivi22 and I have had a happy marriage these few years. He's now selling off our stuff though, I think somethings going on he wont tell me about. What do I do, guys?
Remind him half of that money is yours, and in the case of divorce ALL of it is yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
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Originally Posted by Freya
I am surprised that there aren't any incestuous relationship yet. :bigsmile:
:love:
I can do thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaI'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
buy me candy
http://thedecoratedcookie.com/wp-con...apancandy4.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by shionI can do thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaI'm sorry to tell you this but Christmas is my wife :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by escobert
I would dub ToriJ as my unofficial cousin. Shion, you can be... my niece? My niece.
buy me candy
Nothing is to good for my niece ^^
Quote:
Originally Posted by JinxPaulchotic and I can adopt you! As you yourself said, there's a chance he's your pop-pop anyways!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
I am so happy, one of you is going to have to clean me up already!! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Carl, I can crash at your place until I get back on my feet, right? Right?
Carl?
Apparently I'm not in the family tree from last time.
Just place me where ever is funniest for humor I don't mind!
Hmmm... I think I'm just going to be a crazy sister to someone who never got married or had children and grew old, all the while collecting a million cats.
I forgot that Lynxie adopted me. Is Mr Shauna my partner? Or will we have some messed up family tree situation in which we are not an EoFF couple?
You're both twins. Try to figure that out!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
DC is my new eoff boifrand. xD
I think?
otherwise, I'm aloooooone
Maybe I should start with one and gradually work my way up.Quote:
Originally Posted by starletWives? As in more than one? :shobon::erm::shobon::erm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart
-Polygamous Wolf Leonhart
Adopting anyone who doesn't mind me being their repulsive and maniac mummy. You can change your parentage anytime you want like Alive Man over there when you are through with my odour. :bigsmile:
I wouldn't mind you being my mom :shobon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Oh mine!! Then you will be my daughter which we will be spending time bringing darkness to valentine and breeding demonic hamsters. :kaoclove:
I think you will last longer than the previous ones. :bigsmile:
I don't actually understand this thread (mostly because I didn't read it) but I feel like I might just be weird enough to be a part of this family.
This is more common than you think!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Just for reference, once you're on the tree I'm working on, you don't "change parents" or anything. The only thing that can change is that parents can be divorced... so be certain you're where you want to be before you go confirming who is your family. :smash:
Sorry but:Quote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
You would have to put up with me as your dad though, since she is my online wifey ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
After the tree is done do we get presents?
Depends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Maybe gifts can be hung from his extremities!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaDepends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Who's the awesome Martian Santa? Where is he? Is this some kind of inside joke that I am missing out?Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl the LlamaDepends on whether or not you count seeing the awesome Martian Santa as a gift, because the only gift he gives out is his awesome presence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
I think it has something to do with Father Christmas :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
OOOHHHH! That sounds fun!!! ^.^Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
:3Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Look who decided to show up! :love:
I want in on this.