Have you ever felt intrigued by the bizarre things that happen in EoFF? I am Christmas and hopefully I can survived the night to show you some of the darkest mysteries of EoFF that no one ever know.......:tonberry:
A charismatic person that brought joy and laughter to the forums with stories of his adventures. But who is he and where do he come from? His last comeback is two years ago 2012, and before that was 2006 when he last posted before leaving. 6 years apart. Coincidence? That is the first cycle. I have gathered what little data left from a dead researcher that indicates Jaffar will be back at 2018 making that the second cycle. Finally during 2024 when he will make his return for the third time, the cycle will be completed. :skull:
When that time comes, fire will rain down upon the forum and the servers will crash. The site will ceased to exist and disappear into oblivion. None of us will be able to survive this apocalypse and is doomed for eternity. This has not happened once in history and it will not be the last.....:praisethesun:
THE PORN FORUM
Everyone heard of this legendary forum within the staff forums. But not anyone has the privilege to visit it. It's say that the staffs posted erotic photos and videos of themselves. Everything was shared among them and all is good :chocobo:
But one fine day, Psychotic realized that one of his erotic videos is missing. Someone had hacked into the staff forums. Someone from EoFF has the video! That begins the eternal quest for Psychotic to hunt the perpetrator down no matter the costs. He had banned countless members in the name of justice throughout the years but in truth, he suspects that one of them holds his video. :zombie:
Till this day, the perpetrator remains at large and Psychotic relentlessly continue his hunt banning all who stands in his way. He will remain in office until he finally catches his prey. Or you will be next to face his wrath....:mwahaha:
So anyone has any EoFF mysteries to share? Fill free to do so but remember, the truth always come with a price. Be prepared for whatever that comes next.....
PS: Everything here may or may not be the fact, you might want to use the creative side of your brain to figure it out before getting upset.
