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Omg are you guys so super excited? Where's Mae, she'll be very excited.
At work I don't have my ads turned off, like I do on every other device I have, and it's freaking everywhere. It was on a pandora ad even. "First trailer this Thursday!"
Apparently Beyonce posted a few second clip. I guess she's doing the music for the movie? Or a song at least?
Are.. you... excited?
I'm not. I'm totally not wanting another fevered housewife love of this story. I'm all for smut, but good smut. Come on....
That's a slowed down version of "Crazy In Love"!
IDK... I'm not too thrilled about it the. The snippet looks pretty slick, but just no.
The official trailer comes out tomorrow I guess. That's just a tease I believe.
There is no such thing as good smut.
I watched Twilight in a rifftrax fashion with friends (doesn't everyone do this?). I don't care to do that with this horrible thing.
You haven't been reading the right stuff. ;) There is definitely some good smut. This stuff? Not so much. This was literally a twlight fanfic changed slightly and released as a book.
Smut is the equivalency of the Lifetime channel in the realm of writing. There is no good smut xD
Awaiting MissH's excited post in 3... 2... 1...
Smut is porn shorty. There is good porn and bad porn. 50 shades is bad porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Beyonce's doing the music for this? Just another reason for me to hate Beyonce. xD
I dunno if this movie's going to be worth it to watch to make fun of (Twilight's pretty fun to watch and make fun of), but just. Haha. Oh man.
:barf:
You guys are forgetting that this is gonna star Jamie Dornan, that's enough to make me want to watch it just so I can drool all over that gorgeous man's body.
I'm sorry- I know that this started off as a Twilight fanfic, but the only similarities I see between the two are the fact that they're both set in Washington. And that the main male and his family are filthy rich, and Ana's ridiculous obsession with Christian like Bella had with Edward.
Either way, both sets of books are terrible, so I guess there's another similarity.
Yeah this. It's absolutely terrible and just the trailer for the trailer (wtf) is atrocious, but Jamie Dornan is stupidly, ridiculously, unbearably hot so seeing him naked and dominating people is going to make every single panty in the house combust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
You guys have a point here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister AdequateYeah this. It's absolutely terrible and just the trailer for the trailer (wtf) is atrocious, but Jamie Dornan is stupidly, ridiculously, unbearably hot so seeing him naked and dominating people is going to make every single panty in the house combust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Too babyfaced. Next.
Yeah just googled. Even with the beard i'ma have to agree with Shorty, too babyfaced. Doesn't seem to look like the dominant type. Should have stayed with Charlie Hunnam. He's a proven badass in Sons of Anarchy.
Atleast they didn't go with Aaron Taylor-Johnson. That kid is a creep.
When I think about it, though, maybe he would have been fitting for the horribleness of this film.
He does look creepy.
You can't judge a guy from Northern Ireland on his face alone. You have to hear the accent. :love: (and prepare to be kneecapped)
Some girls here need to watch The Fall.
He probably wont have an accent in this show as he's supposed to be american soooo yeah, totes get to judge him by his face alone. :D
I want to know what this "good smut" is supposed to be. I never finished the 50 Shades trilogy because I got bored, but the first one was decent smut-wise. The writing was poor but the smut itself was good.
I like the casting. I like that the trailer for the trailer had a bit of a "this is not so much romantic as it is borderline insane" vibe, and it's very likely I'll like this movie. Though I don't think I'll like the other two.
P.S. I kind of hate you for posting this thread and then I come in here and there's no trailer.
Haha I'll post it tomorrow when it's released just for you.
Last I heard they were removing the "smut" and turning it into a generic romance film.
I wouldn't give this movie a penny.
Bull. The smut is the money maker. They made Twilight more smutty and that's a young adult story.
Who?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Jamie Dornan is an actor from a few things you may or may not have heard of, most notably Once Upon a Time and Marie Antoinette. He is quite handsome.
I found this out because I have access to this cool thing called "Google."
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En....cm.101513.jpg
^ Your signature works great with that post.
That remix is great.
Not wasting my money on this tho.
I've just watched the trailer and I'm so excited!!! I'm still not sure exactly how they will make this film without it being a porno... But I'm mega excited to find out. I woulda loved Ryan Gosling to play Mr Grey... But I won't judge til I've seen the film.
There's still too long to wait!
Yeeees. I can't wait for a high-quality digital copy to make its way online. No way I'd be comfortable seeing that in a theater.
As with all things sex I'm uncomfortable and intrigued, which sums up the whole franchise quite well.
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Originally Posted by Shlup
I too saw this picture when I did a search on Google and am thoroughly unimpressed. He looks like the British person on Game of Thrones that gets killed.
And this picture doesn't tell me at all who this is and why I should care though I'm sure if you told me, I still wouldn't care. :monster:
His career or lackthereof will be over after this anyway.
Oh yeah, that guy. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
You're not required to care; doesn't mean you have to be a poop about it just because other people do care. I think he's foxy.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyQuote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
I too saw this picture when I did a search on Google and am thoroughly unimpressed. He looks like the British person on Game of Thrones that gets killed.
And this picture doesn't tell me at all who this is and why I should care though I'm sure if you told me, I still wouldn't care. :monster:
His career or lackthereof will be over after this anyway.
He does look like he'd get killed on Game of Thrones though.
Everyone gets killed on Game of Thrones.
I liked him in Once Upon a Time, only for his... acting... :shifty:
In all seriousness, this is going to be mediocre at best.
So true, it'll make for some great bedtime viewing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
I will do everything in my power to ensure that I never watch a single minute of this movie.
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Originally Posted by Jess
And yet....
You will cave.
I just know it. mwahahahahahahahhaa :D
<3
I can already see the headline:
50 Shades of Grey: most pirated movie of all time
Studio cracks down on piracy
I'm honestly looking forward to this movie. I'll probably never read the book, though. :blush:
When I think of Twilight, I think of a really abusive relationship being glorified by circumstance. Watching this trailer, I see something similar, but different. Like the narrative itself is going to be aware of the unhealthiness of that sort of a relationship, but it'll just keep showing you. It looks... raw.
I'm probably seeing stuff that isn't there, though. :lol:
Kenta, I've only read part of the book, but it seems to be a very unhealthy BDSM relationship that doesn't know it's unhealthy and seems to have no understanding of what an actual BDSM relationship is.
But like I said, I haven't read all of it (I found it pretty insulting) and movies usually change stuff, so who knows
She's just doing one song for the soundtrack, which is actually just a new version of a song she made like ten years ago ("Crazy in Love"). That's as far as her involvement in this travesty goes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Goodness. :( That's a shame. Maybe the film will change it a bit. I kinda hope so, now!Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
That's how the trailer seems to be billing it, so I really hope it's actually that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by KentaRawr!
Last night I went to the movies to see Lucy and unfortunately this film was previewed. They casted well. She looks shy and he looks rapey. I guess that's what they're going for so they succeeded.
While I don't disagree with you, you just admitted you actually paid money to see Lucy so I don't think we can trust your judgement anymore on anything.
Bish please. I wanted to see Maleficent, but I was outvoted by three other people who have a thing for Scar Jo. I bet if she were in this film it would actually not bomb.