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Okay, I have drunk a lot of scotch.
I had a conversation with my boss while on this scotch drunk.
We started talking about some work trout, someohow went on to 9/11 consipracy theorys and a theory that the US ebola outbreak is governmetn regulated population control, and apperently if you have ever read a book, you cannot run a small business.
...That was the strangest smurfing drunk conversation I have ever had in my life.
Then you, fella, need to get more drunk, because you're not drunk enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Finished all my whiskey
Too late to go get more, besides I'd get sick
Now I want pizza. Why isn't pizza delivery at 2 am a thing?
whoa...i drank crown royal tonight and eat some digiorno pizza.
Normally I don't drink during the week. But.. My roommate bought beer. Woo.
It is a Tanqueray and Schweppes kind of night.
GETTING TURNTin my room alone
151 and Coke Zero for me, and it did not take that long to get into a state of not sober.
Switching it up, New Amsterdam Vodka and Sprite. I gotta keep up with Paulastar.
That Coke Zero will kill you.
Drunk Dungeons and Dragons in chat last night was pretty great.
So drunk.
Bob's drunk fbing is great
I have Taco Bell, tequila, rum, and vodka.
NYE beware, this trout is about to go down.:cool:
I have gin :jess:
Hope you are all having a lovely new year celebration. :heart: Y'all are pretty cool, and I wish you the best for 2015!
muthafugging gin and juice followed by vodka monster followed by vodka monster
I have never understood the concept of gin and juice. Pine flavor plus sweet and tangy doesn't appeal to me D:
I prefer gin and tonic. But I ran out of tonic.
Uh oh, I still have some 151 left. :lol:
Better make it no 151 left.
Crown Royal Apple ftw...
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleric
The sexy bar we booked a table at didn't have Southern Comfort. Our solution was to nip out to a local bar, get drunk there, and return. Turns out they were shutting at 10pm so their staff could enjoy NY's (which we thought was really nice of their manager, to be honest) and that meant I had to get drunk fast. Five doubles in about 30 minutes, I gradually got more and more drunk over the course of the next two hours before beginning to sober up veeeery sloooowly by chowing down on pizza and garlic bread upon our return.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
It gives me the uncontrollable urge to rap like Snoop DoggQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
smurf it. I spent all day cleaning this damned gigantic house since my housemates are gonna be home tomorrow. I hardly had any time to read.
Tequila shots it is.
I think I played Destiny with Nicolas and Fonzie tonight, but I'm not quite sure. 151 kind of fogged my memory. Speaking of fog, it was foggy when I was driving to and from work today. Kinda cool in a Silent Hill kinda way. No, I was not drinking at that time. I'm not that terrible.
When I'm drinking, I like to drink beer. Good beer, cheap beer, whatever. Beer is preferred. The sensation of drinking itself is a pleasant one.
Its not that I'm adverse to spirits, but I tend to mindlessly sip and before you know it, the 4oz glass of coke, whiskey and ice is empty (apart from the ice).
Anyone else like to pace themselves with a nice six-pack of brews rather than drunkenly eyeball mix drink measurements?
drnuk
I drink whiskey straight up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foo
Current Drink of Choice is a Nice Johnny Walker Double Black on Ice. smurf Mixer's and Chasers.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpooniestI drink whiskey straight up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foo
cheap wine, friends, and hookah are just great things
I prefer whiskey and bongs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooniest
these are also great thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Spooniest
I'm drinking a White Russian on the back porch
Awesomesauce
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That keyboard is really awesome! It makes you look 100x more drunk xD
messrs. james beam and diet coke
one of those guys has a funny name
I went almost a whole month without alcohol and now here I am with it. 20 days alcohol free before I submitted to it.
Gahd. I love alcohol.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH AHHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EARLY 2000s NU METAL HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I haven't posted in this thread. I guess that needs to change, so I'm working my way through a bottle of wine.
I got off the bandwagon for a few weeks. I'm back on the wagon.
Totes rumming it up. Got a late arrival tomorrow. Rum rum rum rum.
Attachment 63155Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star
Patron
Pineapple juice and tequila. I feel like this tequila is watered down, though. Or it's just sneaking up on me.
>.> Damnit! I was drinking a bit last night too, but I got really tired and went to bed early.
I'm not drunk yet. It is only 4 pm and I just started. But tonight is a wine night. Barefoot's Riesling. Mmmm mmmm good.
Two bottles of wine deep.
Time for shots of Patrón
I can't wait for work tomorrow.
BRINGING THE THREAD BACK WITH GOROCERY STORE sAKE!? :DDD
So who's the insane one, you or your boss?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Sitting in my apartment with NakorTheBlueRider playing ffxiv online. Add me to steam you smurflets <3
alicegayflower
ingame: AngrieBator
Also we're drinking Ouzo to honour the past 20 years of friendship (Ouzo and koolaid was our first alcoholic experience when we were kids on the forums and gaming through summers) and palm bay.
Tonight is a pinapple juice and vodka kind of night. Whos with ?
I've got drunk 3 / 7 days of the week this week. Been enjoying my week off work but I go back on Mknday... *deep sigh*
even though I've had half a bottle of vodka tonight I feel my spelling is too good to be considered truly "drunk"
Ill try harder next time.
Yes....
yeeeeeassssssss
Too. Much. Tequila...
I passed out for a little bit there...
But now I'm back and ready for more action!
u just gad nukpie orgasms
I have the answer to life
42.
laugh
I drank piss
Tasted exactly like red bull!
I sucked on a chicken nugget
Reminds me of something else I'd like to suck.
You want to rep all the posts I made in this thread and PM me about how awesome I am
Okay...
I think I know what it means to be drunk now. Or on hard drugs.
This was somewhat enjoyable.
Oh, no, hard drugs can be very different.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayen
Good. Good.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageOh, no, hard drugs can be very different.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayen
Then I was just troutfaced.
I'm on ambien right now. I know this isn't booze, but I didn't want to make a whole thread for this. This is my feeling right now.
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/578...the-moment.php
Necroposting because why the smurf isn't this on page 1 but I have a lot of gin in me and why isn't plumbing a science? It's all applied mathematics