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Alright EoFF!
It's me, Night Fury the..... EoFF confession box host. You need to get something off your chest, better do it here.
I'll start us off!
1. I kind of dig Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers right now.
2. We don't have a bin in our toilet, so whenever we finish a toilet roll the empty tube just gets put on the floor and they pile up until there's about 10.
3. I left my laundry in the dryer for 5 days this week.
I'm really sexy celebrity Nick Cage! Hazzzaa.
We've had a break at work for five days and tomorrow is the last day and I've left the house to get food and walk my dog and that is about it.
Part of the 9 pounds I gained recently is mostly in my butt. That explains why my pants don't fit right. Also confessing I did for like 2 seconds think it was because I was pregnant. False alarm!
Also confessing I didn't read and listen to all the ciddie speeches yet, sorry!
I am actually a lion. Like a real-life lion, no joke.
Nah, but seriously? I kinda dig vocaloids...
Ok, I admit it... I'm not Nick Cage.
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Originally Posted by FFNut
You LIED TO ME, Nut! :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautWHAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by FFNut
https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/fx...041.jpg.cf.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by FynnYou LIED TO ME, Nut! :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautWHAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by FFNut
I confess that secretly I wish to be a bird.
I want my job to close down so I can live off unemployment for a little bit. Merely because I want mermaid hair and it's not acceptable at any job I'd have. But I still want money so, unemployment!
At work the freezer is stocked with freezies, and I've been eating them all and blaming the high school kid who works each night.
YOU MONSTERQuote:
Originally Posted by FFNut
....... I keep getting ice cream at the store even though I'm trying to lose weight. I haven't worked out all week either. I'M SO ASHAMED
I'm not a fat moogle. I am, in fact, a human being.
I'm a guy.
no i cant believe it say it isnt soQuote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
I'm worried about my future.
I don't know if I'll get a decent job or I'll be successful, living on my own and stuff...
I really want to make friends at school but I'm worried no one will want to be my friend, especially since I am fat. I know it's silly, especially considering everyday I see a ton of people much much bigger than I am, but my brain has convinced me no one wants to be friends with someone my size.
Speaking of, I want to join clubs in college but I don't know if people actually do that and if there will be other people. I hate being like 1 of 2 or 3 people in something and I'm worried that will happen.
I'm even more worried that going to school will be a huge waste of time and money because I could actually have a job that allows me to do good and my life doesn't usually let me get stuff like that. I feel like I have terrible luck sometimes, although on the whole my life has greatly improved.
While I have trimmed up some, it hasn't made me happy, but rather very anxious. Everything I do know makes me paranoid I'm going to put the weight back on. Missing a workout, eating more than usual, having a dessert. I get very paranoid about it and everyday I worry I've undone all of my progress.
I really want to write my fantasy novel but I took a long break from it and reading my own writing makes me cry for some reason. I have to do it though in order to remember where I was. I also worry that it's stupid.
I have a mild chapstick addiction. I NEED to put it on before bed or my lips start burning. I don't need it any other time, and my lips can be 100% fine. But if I climb in to bed, they start burning right on cue.
Don't worry Pumpkin - everything will be fine, if you'll do your best and you won't give up.
Trust me, that's my way of living. :P
I wish you all the best! ^^
Ummm Pumkin, I'm your friend and I could care less how big a friend of mine is. I'm not friends with someone because of how they look, it's how their heart is that I choose my friends.
For that video speech I made I only had one less beer as indicated by the alcohol seen in it.
Also, I have a crush on everyone on this forum. So many great looking guys!
I think that many of us are guilty of this - having been doing so well but then 'slipping up' - but you have to let it go. Losing weight properly is a slow and steady process. As hard as it is you have to try not to think of it as slipping up because then you just start to feel negative and you'll want to work out less, or you'll think "well I've already slipped up I'll just eat the WHOLE CAKE" you know? So just allow yourself to do this - it's completely normal and we can't have the perfect fitness/healthy eating regime 100% of the time! Try not to be so hard on yourself because if you are you'll stop seeing your progress :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Sorry guys, wasn't trying to get too heavy! But I do appreciate the support from everyone. I realize they're mostly silly things
Umm here's a more lighthearted one, I would be the worst slob if I lived alone. When sharky goes out of town for a few days there's clothes everywhere (except on me), dishes everywhere, cheetos galore.
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Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Oh honey, that's just bachelor/Bachelorette life :cool:
Fixed :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by FFNut
Now I really want to be a bird.
I had a dream last night that my butt engulfed my entire body. So it was a good dream.
Just took a super sexy just finished a shower before nightshift selfie for the selfie thread, but didn't post it due to it being to racy. It's not bad or anything, and ment as a joke shot but I backed out.
Post it!Quote:
Originally Posted by FFNut
Ok, I'll post it.
EoFF could always do with some more Softcore Pornographyhttp://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...psxo9lwkea.jpg.Quote:
Originally Posted by FFNut
Lol, work Wifi stinks so I'll post it when I get home.
I really don't like the COD franchise, Itmis a never changing glitch fest to play.
Please do not double post! Thanks! :)~Sephex
That joke I made in my speech about the animal dick?
Really happened to me. The image is burned into my mind!
I haven't flossed Ina while and I look at my floss and I think "you are disgusting and your teeth will fall out" but then I think "some people go their whole life without flossing" but it doesn't make me feel better.
Speaking of super sexy racy post shower time pics, I was sent two of those from two different EoFFers. Thanks for the wank bank (I guess).
Some guy joined EOFF recently called IgglePiggle and seemed like a bit of a knob. I told everyone that it was actually me and I'd set up a second account when really I hadn't. The guy got banned after only two posts and honestly... I'm not even slightly bothered :D
Hahahahahahhaha are you for real?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Yup!Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexHahahahahahhaha are you for real?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....T-LONG-HERE!!!
By all accounts, his loss isn't a great one.
EoFF Most Cunning, Winter Ciddies 2015.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Found Bubba's face right now:Quote:
Originally Posted by BubbaYup!Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexHahahahahahhaha are you for real?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....T-LONG-HERE!!!
By all accounts, his loss isn't a great one.
http://i.imgur.com/sMkxU.jpg
What a dick. xD
Confession: I could unban that guy right now, but I'm too lazy. I could check the staff forum to see if they're talking about it, but... eh. Maybe later.
Confession- I still want to be a bird.
I am disappointed FFNut hasn't posted that pic yet.
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Originally Posted by Fynn
I want to get on FFNut's wild ride.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Fynn
Confession: I dip fishsticks into my chocolate pudding. It taste good.
i am not scared of water :(
I really regret joining EoFF Fantasy Baseball this year. I haven't been paying attention to it the past few months and it's really showing. :(
Chocolate and crisps are the best. I thought it was just a done thing that people put chocolate in their crisps, but apparently not. It's seriously good though.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToriJ
I haven't seen Age of Ultron and I'm oKay with that.
I already told you. That's between you and your doctor, Jinx.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
I like to give my cats snuggle torture. It pleases me that acts of love and affection make them so angry.
i do not touch the top of lids from yoghurts people that lick them need to stop :(
Confession: I love ice cream.
Confession: I love being a stay at home mom.
Confession: I keep wanting to say "I love sex," but then I think "wow that's too obvious" and back out of saying it. Woops, I just said it anyway!
I dig women in business suits. If I see a woman in some slacks and a dress shirt I'll smurfing lose it!
I feel the same way about men in suits! *swoon*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayen
Oh gosh yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MissHI feel the same way about men in suits! *swoon*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayen
http://i.imgur.com/dU9pKBQ.png
Men in suits are just the most attractive proposition. Mr. Carny is a suit makes me want to :squeeze:
Danny very rarely wears shirts and stuff... But when he does...well, we get into the kind of mess we're in now :-p 3 weeks to go! ;)
But otherwise,I have this...
http://home.eyesonff.com/attachment....id=65318&stc=1
Ooof... The addition of the pizza just makes it even better!
I had a really weird dream last night that MissH, the baby and myself were staying in Australia with Pheesh and Night Fury! Man, it was so vivid. Also, a troutload of stuff we ordered for the house and the baby arrived at their house and took up most of the space.
If you guys get anything delivered to your place with our names on it... be sure to forward it on, won't you? Cheers!
What did you smoke, man?! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
My confession: I found Pokemon very interesting... the game, of course, not this wacky Anime... XD
I should really learn not to drink anything while reading these. I've lost count of how many times I accidentally spat out my drink.
So, confessions... I can only think of one right now.
I secretly like the sight of a man in uniform.
I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like Firefly.
Another confession, I used to play with my sister's Barbies.
I really want summer "vacation" to be over!
Think again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Electroshock Therapy
Watched the pilot, found it boring, stopped watching.
The pilot is pretty poor compared with the actual series. I'd definitely give it another try!Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenThink again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Electroshock Therapy
Watched the pilot, found it boring, stopped watching.
Oh man, let me tell you about the dream I had yesterday! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by TheZanmatoWhat did you smoke, man?! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
My confession: I found Pokemon very interesting... the game, of course, not this wacky Anime... XD
I relayed it all to Pumpkin, so here's how it went:
A lot of blackness and blood. It was awesome :love:Quote:
Also, I had a crazy dark dream today. It's started off with something about Ian from my Crosswords story, but then it went back to me and Ania. We were watching some probe being sent BACK to Pluto, and the way it moved kinda indicated that it was created by some intelligent life forms rather than being natural. And then a huge storm came and we had to hide. When we came out, everything outside was completely dark - no streetlights, no moon, no stars - complete blackness. My phone's flashlight didn't illuminate much, we could only see a couple steps ahead. And then we went looking for our families. It was super cold outside. We couldn't find Ania's parents, while at my parents appartment we found my brother locked on the balcony (there were some malevolent creatures as well everywhere, so they locked him there) and he was dying from the cold so we brought him in and covered him in blankets and he was going to be fine. But then we also found my dad outside, though he was already under a blanket and he was with some other woman and that's how we found out my parents broke up. Later on some streetlights came back on but the sky was still black as pitch and we were taken over by these aliens and there was a lot of some really weird rules imposed, like there was a dystopia, but like you had a chance of putting everything back to normal, but like anything you did at all cost you blood.
Which Pokemon game are you playing, BTW?
I broke the window to the living room once.
My dad was working on the roof and wanted me to toss the flashlight up to him. I had no idea what he meant by toss, so I threw it like I would anything else, undershot it, and the damn thing went through the smurfing window and got glass all over the rug.
I tried my hardest not to laugh, but I failed. It was too much like something you'd see in a 90's sitcom.
I had a dream about flying dildos...
#CrazyPregnantLadyDreams
I wonder what Bubba is dreaming of?Quote:
Originally Posted by MissH
Tampons.Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautI wonder what Bubba is dreaming of?Quote:
Originally Posted by MissH
I had a dirty dream about Vince Vaughn as Frank Semyon last night. Like, there was no actual dirty sex stuff - but we both wanted to. It was IMPLIED GUYS.
Did it fade to black?Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Fury
No I woke up >.>
I wish I had more dreams like that. I have a long list of celebrities I'll never meet I want to bang.
Implied sex is the worst in dreams because it's like this is my brain and it should be my rules and the dirty sexy time should happen when I say. Stupid brain.
It really hit home for me last night that if a man makes me laugh I am six thousand percent more likely to become totally and irrationally smitten even when I don't know his name.
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Originally Posted by FormalhautOh gosh yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MissHI feel the same way about men in suits! *swoon*Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayen
http://i.imgur.com/dU9pKBQ.png
Men in suits are just the most attractive proposition. Mr. Carny is a suit makes me want to :squeeze:
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Originally Posted by MissH
When did this thread get so sexy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Minato Arisato
http://media.giphy.com/media/8dl1ITvPmV99S/giphy.gif
I dreamt the other night that we had a chicken infestation
Here's another confession. A lot of people have serious and beautiful tattoos that mean something special and important to them. I got mine to celebrate my boobs getting bigger. Literally no other reason
And the best part is I don't regret it a bit :smug:
Hey! That's my 'hot and flustered' GIF image of choice! Get your own!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
Haven't we all? :spin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
I first saw the actor who played him in Queer as Folk (the BBC original, not the American version).
He was in some VERY steamy scenes.
I'm the one who found it for you in the first place! :shakefist:Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautHey! That's my 'hot and flustered' GIF image of choice! Get your own!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
Finally confessed to my fiance that I'm a member on here, he is still in disbelief and happy :)
And I'm glad you're here!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bri
We're going to have a blast! Yahaaayyy! ;)