Pumpkin Plays Ace Attorney

So I'm going to LP this or I'll keep forgetting about it -_- Also I have been a busy bee, so updates may not be very often

Keep in mind I am not good at these types of games. So please make this a safe and supportive space and not a mean and unsafe space, thank you! Happy times!

So let us start the game!

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GASP

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I think that woman was murdered

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I think that man is a murderer

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He looks like he has a bullet hole in his forehead

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Ugh, it's too early for this

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So that is Mia and this is Phoenix Wright's first case. Who even has a name like that?

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I apparently knew the defendant before this case

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Alright then

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Well, he's guilty, case closed, let's all go for some milkshakes

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Oh, he's not actually...




ugh *rubs temples*

Okay

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We got that

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So the trial starts

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He gives me a pop quiz and I pass! A++

I also get a court record junk stuff

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I like her hair

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I can't tell if that's tacky or cool. YOU DECIDE! I've just made this an interactive Let's Play

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And we all know that those were the stablest of all couples throughout history

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That's the spirit!

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So here, Mr. Payne (who has my boyfriend's name; can we sue for royalties?) says "I think we can tell what type of woman she was" or whatever, which quite frankly I find crappy. If she was single, which she appears to have been since she dumped Mr. Butz, she is an adult woman who can can have these arrangements if she wants to.

Anywho, the defendant gets all antsy and says he'll see her in hell which is... I mean

He's a little unbalanced isn't he?

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I tell him to answer honestly, and he says he went

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Hmm

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Oh it was that guy, he was the killer

Case closed, let's go get sundaes.

Oh, apparently I have to "prove it" or some junk. Can I just show them the first few minutes of the game? No?

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This is probably important. It's a shame I'm busy watching Criminal Minds

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This is a good episode, I like this one. It's the one where Hotch has to deal with his marriage falling apart and-

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Oh is there new evidence? Alright

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Oh, am I supposed to... am I supposed to do stuff now?

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They really get in to this, don't they?

Now see, he said this

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Which conflicts with the murder time, so I say

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:smug:


Oh that wasn't it was it

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YEAH SO

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I <3 Hotch, he's my TV crush







I'm a good lawyer

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That's kind of sketchy because

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YEAH

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He says he saw it on the table clock

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That's funny because I thought the murder weapon was a maybe tacky, maybe cool statue

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YEAH

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Apparently you can have it say the time by like, giving it a neck massage and sacrificing a chicken or something

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Yes, indeed, yes, myes, mhmm, yas, quite so, indeed, mm :holmes:

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A HA

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No context needed

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The clock said it was like 8:25

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A HA

The clock is lying. THE CLOCK IS THE KILLER!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!

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I dunno. Doesn't matter

Apparently it does though because Phoenix gets all "OH NO MY LYFE WHY ME AAAGGGAHAHAJHSJKAHS"

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Hello, teacher

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Yes, we... we all knew that :shifty:

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CASE





CLOSED!!

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And that is where we will stop for now :jess:

I am top lawyer A++++ 100%

Ah, I love this series. And your GIFs are hilarious, can I just say. :lol:

Keep up the good work, lawyer!

I knew I'd see Formy here sooner or later :P

Let's finish up the last case and get started on the new one

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Really? A newspaper salesman? That's kind of lame. He could have at least pretended to be Aquaman or something

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And then he bludgeoned her over the head and killed her and now she is dead forever.

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Yes, let us ~celebrate~

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Yes, Larry, you should be happy! Your lover is dead and gone forever and you just went through a traumatic trial in which you were accused of murdering her while your defense was a newb lawyer who needed his friend to help him out! And none of this changes the fact that you'll never see Cindy again

WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY LARRY?!?!

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He decides to give Miss Cleavage Lawyer and statue for helping him. The one like the murder weapon. That's not creepy or anything.

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He made two of them so this is not the actual murder weapon


Because THAT would be weird

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I have to present evidence outside of court now to prove that she cared about him

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So what do I just keep the murder weapon on me now, or...?

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It's heavy, she cared, Larry calls me Nick, yada yada

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I feel like Mia is trying to tell me something but I just.... can't...

Oh well, if only she wasn't being so criptic

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Yay :party:

The world was saved and we can all move on with our lives and go get cheesecake

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What, there's more?

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Hi Maya, this is Pumpkin

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Why is her name still ??? WE KNOW HER NAME

HER NAME IS MAYA

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"So you keep the dangerous evidence"

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The papers are the real evidence

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DUN DUN DUUUNNNN

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Oh no, Maya... I mean ??? is scheduled to arrive any minute! AND THE DOOR IS AJAR

There's always trouble when a door is ajar

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Is that you Maya? Or is this a different ???

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Say papers one more time

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Do you gather information.... on papers?

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Yeah, that's what you get for dressing like that




There's some dark humour for your day

Moving on,

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You're about to kill a woman and that's the best you could come up with? Really?

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Jeez, no wonder he's a murderer, look at that hair

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I guess we'll find out what happens NEXT TIME

Time for some more stuffidy duff

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OR BEEN MURDERED!!!!

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BUT THEN SHE WAS MURDERED!!!!

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So he smells blood and I have this Examine and Move thing going on. So I move in to the office

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Oh dear

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WHERE SHE WAS MURDERED!!!!!!!!!

No, I'm kidding, can you imagine

So I go examine the dead body and it's still warm and that's not creepy or anything

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The examining continues without me doing anything

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It's better than... not dying instantly I guess

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Those friggin clocks

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So I finally get control again and check the paper

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Ew

So apparently it's time to call the police, although I do poke around a bit first.

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A CLUE?!

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Geez that woman. Be any more pink, can you?

So she calls the cops and I head back out to check on Maya

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Well she suddenly appears before me

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She tells me about the phone call and how she got here and it was dark and she found Mia

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And then, in case it wasn't pounded in to our head enough, she specifies that she was her sister

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So I apparently decide to show her the receipt because I'm twisted like that

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And then the cops show up

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:stare:


They didn't even try, there

So he sees the note

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Is it even possible to have a detective this bad?

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WE GET IT, THEY'RE SISTERS, SAY IT ANOTHER 18 TIMES

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So I go talk to Maya during visiting hours. Maya, in case it wasn't clear, is Mia's sister. Her sister.

She's her sister

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So I get an option here

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And I select the first one because... well why wouldn't I

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And then Maya tells me about how Mia told her about me

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And she said to not use him for another 3 years unless she wanted to end up in jail. Ah well, more free time for me

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Apparently this is a good time to criticize her fashion sense?

She says it's nothing strange, just...

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Nope. Not strange at all

:erm:

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Apparently Mia also had a strong spiritual connection or something. Because they're family. Mia is her sister. Maya is the sister of Mia. They are related in a sisterly manner, as they remind me once again

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Well that is pretty excellent

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ffs Maya :stare:

So she gives me a note reminding me to ask the detective about it because it's been made clear to me that this game thinks I suffer from short term memory loss

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Yeah this is not

I'm just going to not pay attention to any of this

So Maya gives me a thingy for a famous lawyer

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And so I have to quickly head on over, hope this guy takes the case, and then head back quickly before visiting hours are over

So looking forward to that *cough*

I guess now Mia and Maya are....

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Get it? Because they're sisters? And one is dead? And the other is a medium? Because mediums contact spirits? Like a dead sister? Because they're sisters?


You don't get it. :colbert:

Ace Attorney does love to gloss over the post-trial counselling sessions.

Wait this was a thing!? Goddamnit EoFF don't just randomly mark topics as read because I'm gone for two weeks!

Seems to be on hiatus now, but hey this is a pretty neat idea.

PLOT TWIST THEY'RE SISTERS.

xD

I'm still playing, don't worry. I've just been super busy with school and stuff. I should have an update this week :monster:

Diego Armando has a laserface. How cool is that.

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Goddamnit EoFF don't just randomly mark topics as read because I'm gone for two weeks!

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You think THAT'S bad? Try being gone for a month.

The gifs are better than the objections.

Yeah. I said it.

Update time!

So when we left off I was supposed to go recruit some lawyer for Maya I guess because it would just be too simple if they just made me do it without running around first.

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Nothing like being named Grossberg. So Grossberg is out, apparently.

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Not so. Being a video game character, I stay and snoop around for a bit.

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Me too. It's pretty pretentious. Also the guy has like a gold lighter and stuff.

So I head back to the office because uhh... because it was an option.

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No...

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Still not right...

Well so uhh he wants to make sure I know his name because... because I don't know. Clearly names aren't important to him.

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Which means I get to snoop around, I guess

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He says they can't just show that to people but then he gives me the autopsy

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This is pleasant

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All of this is apparently quite upsetting to Mr. Gumshoe

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Apparently he'll do back-alley forged evidence deals. Sounds like a stand up fellow

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Because most people like crime.

So I ask about the phone thing

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So I want the phone but he doesn't want to give me the phone. So I uh mention the strap

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So he decides to give me the phone because the strap might be a collector's item

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Yeah sure. So now I have the phone and the phone call recording

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I think I should talk to the witness

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He also tells me where she is so I can find her


I seriously have a hard time believing that anyone could be this stupid. This has to be on purpose, I can't even...

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She looks like a pink hamster

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You heard it here first folks, murder is exciting.

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*cricket*

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So I decide to snoop around the room because video game morals

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Oh my. Women don't use tools!!! If that's not sketchy, I don't know what is!

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Now she's a crazy hamster

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Because there's no way a woman just wants some privacy or something. Nope. Must be up to something sketchy.

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Obvs. We've already established that she is a woman and therefore screwdriverless in her natural state

And the window

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I dunno, maybe that's important

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So she starts hitting on me

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And starts sassing me

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So now I head back to see if Grossburg has returned

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he tells me we can totes chat cuz he's not busy or nufin

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He makes a face

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Now he's suddenly busy

It takes much conversation before he finally reveals what's going on

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Just in case you forgot. Also, this is the third time it's been mentioned within a period of 20 minutes

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GOOD THING I'M NOT WORTH ANY SALT!!!!

So Mia

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I think I'm supposed to care what this is but I don't care what this is

And his painting

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He is super pumped about his painting

So now it's time to head back to see Maya

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:stare:

THAT'S the best lie I could come up with :stare:

For a lawyer he's awfully bad at lying

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HOW DID SHE CRACK MY CODE?!?

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Oh gosh this again

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Some dude ruined her mother's life

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They live on a mountain for goodness sake

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Yeah sure, that makes sense

That totally makes sense!

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"I know you're being accused of murder and need a lawyer in like 10 minutes, but tell me about your painful family history?"

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DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING FROM A MILE AWAY OR ANYTHING

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Because she has the E.S.P.N.

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Are we... are we not addressing the fact that your mother got an innocent man convicted of murder? The fact that even though he was proven innocent, it still tends to have an absurdly bad impact on a person's personal life and career because of how terrible and judgmental people are as a whole? Not to mention the mental trauma of going through a court case, being accused in the first place, and probably losing his job and maybe even his family? No, not talking about that part? Alright

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And that is where we will end off for now. Next I have a choice to be her lawyer or to like go enjoy my weekend or something and I doubt that second one is a legitimate option

STAY TUNED!!!!

Or I'll find you

I love your commentary. Please continue, this is hilarious! :p

Okay a small update for now, hopefully I can get another one up sooner rather than later.

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So I figure I probably shouldn't pick go home as tempting as it is

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That's...

Okay

She asks me why and then he gets all... memoryish

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The paycheck?

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Then I would think you would have went in to non-profit for the people who actually have no one on their side and not enough money for a lawyer such as yourself, but what do I know

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She says she is

BUT SHE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No, she doesn't, but that would have been quite a plot twist

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I understand in the context of this story that the woman is actually hiding something, but in general it's pretty stupid to think someone is hiding something and being a criminal because they DON'T LIKE STRANGE MEN GOING THROUGH THEIR DRAWERS WHEN THEY AREN'T LOOKING

Anyways, I show Maya that I recovered her phone

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And then she cries. And being a man, since we're stereotyping, I decide that's the best time to get out of there

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So I decide to head back to the hotel because I'm not good at this game and have no idea what else to do

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OH MY GOSH I'M AN AWFUL LAWYER

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So many people bad at their jobs today

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Yeah, after she ruined that first guy's life! The monster!

So I go snooping in this woman's drawer. Could they come up with more M names for women?

If this woman wasn't a criminal I would feel absolutely awful for her. This is twice now that I go in to her room and try to shuffle through her private things.

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I don't even know what to make of that assumption

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WHO IS HE TALKING TO

So anyways, I decide I'm going to use this as court evidence?!?! I'm pretty sure I just committed theft?!?! Is that even admissible in court??????

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Yeah so

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And I figure that's a good place to leave it for now. Any tips for the upcoming trial? I'm not so good at the lawyering :ohdear:

Have Phoenix give the judge a lap dance.

Works every time.

Hey guys, sorry, it's just too much with the images. I need like 60 images per 30 minutes of playing or so and it just slows everything down. I guess I'm not so good with the text based LP's :/ Plus been busy and stuff. But I am still playing and I'm finishing up the second case and you can always PM me if you want to talk about it!