Let's do an EoFF Valentine's Thing.

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Originally posted by stuffing
thats what happens to you after eight months of being here. :mog:

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What do you think happens when you're here for 2 years and beyond?

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I wonder if repo man is free for these last 15 minutes of Valentine's Day.

What happens if your a clone of the orginal maker person, just imagine the madness, no, the insanity, the INSANITY!!!!

hummmmm, its now sunday, yet all the TV channels are still treating it like valantines day, spooky...

My ex gave us (roommates) valentines. I was trying to watch Ghost, which I hadn't done for years. I was excited. Then a bunch of sorority girls came downstairs for a meeting or something, so I left upstairs. Ex comes along later and complains about me not watching said movie downstairs (which was playing downstairs). Meh. She then goes to change the channel...

So I ripped up her valentine. Hah. Then she comes barging into my room and finds out xD

*victory dance*

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Originally posted by Spatvark
There's an international masturbation day?

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*rotfl* And when was that?

I'm not sure myself, but I remember hearing about it. LOL indeed

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Originally posted by Lindz
Let's do an EoFF Valentine's mass ritual suicide Thing.

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You are the wind beneath my wings.

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Originally posted by Wind Shear
*rotfl* And when was that?

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i don;t think its a "day" i think its more of a month
and i think its either march or may, national masterbation month

I WANT A VALINTINE!

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Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
You are the wind beneath my wings.

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Are we talking Seppuku or Hari Kari here though?

I know you have a penchant for seppuku, but Hari Kari has much more drama to it, especially in massive groups.

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Originally posted by Surfacing
i don;t think its a "day" i think its more of a month
and i think its either march or may, national masterbation month

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You're both wrong! It's a masturbation DECADE, and it started in 2010! That's right, you can give yourself your jollies guilt-free for 10 years! If you weren't aware, you'd best get cracking; you've got 4 years worth of autoeroticism to make up for!:p

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Originally posted by Bert
I WANT A VALINTINE!

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I will be your valentine... in a strictly non-jail movie kinda way. ;)

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Originally posted by Lindz
Are we talking Seppuku or Hari Kari here though?

I know you have a penchant for seppuku, but Hari Kari has much more drama to it, especially in massive groups.

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Seppuku is more elegant!

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Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
*attacks your Book of Mormon with logic, causing it to implode*

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BEST...LINE...EVER! :thumb:

New topic: What's so bad about thread necromancy? If there's an old thread about something you actually want to talk about, I actually think it's a good idea to revive it, thus preserving that which has already been said, and the previous conversation might actually provoke further thought in line with the topic, particularly from someone who wasn't around when the original thread was posted.

I briefly considered reviving the oldest non-closed thread in General Chat and staying on the original topic to make this point, but c'mon, a valentine's event in late September?. Besides, the only thing I could think of to say would be "let's actually do this, who wants to be my valentine" and I was all set to do it when I remembered that BoB exists.

Subtopic: How awesome am I for reviving the oldest available thread when it hasn't been done before, and how lame would it be for other people to rip this idea off without preserving the original topic?

EDIT: Also, first staffer to see this kindly move it to feedback, since the whole point is to challenge a badly outdated and plainly wrong policy. Also has the added benefit of making one of you do work. I haven't annoyed any of you in far too long a time.

I say it's a good idea. :colbert:

What's a good idea, the obviously wrong and arbitrary policy, or abolishing it entirely as God intended?

EDIT: Melenkurion abatha! You don't mean the freaking OP, do you? There is no god

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

What's a good idea, the obviously wrong and arbitrary policy, or abolishing it entirely as God intended?

EDIT: Melenkurion abatha! You don't mean the freaking OP, do you? There is no god

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The um... The part about reviving old threads that are the exact same as all these other threads people keep making. xD

You'll be tragically disappointed to know that this thread was revived earlier this year by Demon Dude of all people, using a delightful second account called Shlup_has_burger_nips. Does that make you second best to him and Shlup's burger nips? I like to think it does, but I'm open to alternatives.

Yeah, but what is this thread even about?

Therein lies one of the problems of bumping an old thread.

I will be your September Valentine.

Sam, be my valentine...

I don't see a problem with reviving a thread if it's only a few months old, but one that's eight and a half years old is going a little far. There isn't much of a reason to revive a topic such as this one. A new thread for a topic like this seems more... efficient.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

You'll be tragically disappointed to know that this thread was revived earlier this year by Demon Dude of all people, using a delightful second account called Shlup_has_burger_nips. Does that make you second best to him and Shlup's burger nips? I like to think it does, but I'm open to alternatives.

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Nice try, but that would have bumped the thread.

Also, I can't help but notice that this thread isn't in Feedback. Lazy.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Nice try, but that would have bumped the thread.

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Don't know what happens when his post got deleted, but he did post in April and Shlup smote him mightily.

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Also, I can't help but notice that this thread isn't in Feedback. Lazy.

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Create less boring controversy and we'll talk.

Controversy? This isn't meant to be controversial. It's meant to point out that everyone's been acting dumb for years

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...wpdho3_500.gif

Also bored

afk heckling someone who returns fire.

Can I have a valentine!? Can I!? Can I!? We will kill evil sorceress together with a crazy hotdog eating sidekick!! :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Can I have a valentine!? Can I!? Can I!? We will kill evil sorceress together with a crazy hotdog eating sidekick!! :bigsmile:

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Christmas... Since Sam won't be my valentine, will you be my valentine? ; ~;

Ya all silly.

I'll be your Valentine. :(

I think we have a first match up!! Nikki and tifa's boobs!!! Congrats!!!! Who will be the second couple that will move on to challenge them? Stay till folks!!! :bigsmile:

Meanwhile, let's congrats the couple! :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I'll be your Valentine. :(

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I never thought you'd say yes... This is the happiest day of my life. ; ~;

What the smurf is going on
http://i.imgur.com/WqqEe.jpg

The second contestant is proto! Who wanna match up with proto to form
a couple and be Eoff next greatest valentine!? :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Nikki

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I'll be your Valentine. :(

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I never thought you'd say yes... This is the happiest day of my life. ; ~;

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Yeah, not when you got married on Wednesday, or the day you gave birth to your daughter. Not at all. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by Nikki

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I'll be your Valentine. :(

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I never thought you'd say yes... This is the happiest day of my life. ; ~;

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Yeah, not when you got married on Wednesday, or the day you gave birth to your daughter. Not at all. :bigsmile:

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NO, OF COURSE I PRIORITIZE THIS ABOVE ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS. :bigsmile:

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Current Contestants


Nikki X Tifa's Boobs

Currently available to be taken

Proto

So anyone wanna sign up and take the title of EoFF Greatest Valentine?

Form a couple or match up with Proto!

We can use more contestants!!

LET THE HATE LOVE SPREADS!!! IT IS IN THE AIR, OR IN SOME HOLE!!! LET IT HAPPEN!!! :bigsmile:

Why am I playing? I never agreed to this.

:mymelbert:

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Why am I playing? I never agreed to this.

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Neither do I

:riiight:

Okay, if you insist Christmas.

This has turned out more depressing than ever. :(

EDIT: GUESS IT ISN'T THAT BAD AFTER ALL!!! PROTO!! :kaoclove:

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Subtopic: How awesome am I for reviving the oldest available thread when it hasn't been done before, and how lame would it be for other people to rip this idea off without preserving the original topic?

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Wrong. I did this in January/February when I had my little meltdown. I necro'd the actual oldest available thread. I wonder if I can still find it.

EDIT: Oh upon further reading I see it was Shlup_has_burger_nips. I wonder if it was me or DD who actually bumped this thread?

EDIT2: Nope this one was definitely DD. I know I bumped the oldest thread at one point though.

The idea of this topic is awesome though. If only we can have one!! :bigsmile:

PS: I actually realized what this is all about only now. A 2004 thread? lol. :kaoclove:

I'll agree to take part in your shenanigans, Christmas.... Just cause. :colbert:

I will be paired with Proto. (SPOILER) :shifty:

I've created a monster

You revived a miracle, an opportunity, Mr Bleys. For that, I am grateful. Thank you. :)

So we have Nikki, Proto, and Tig. Anymore? :bigsmile:

EDIT: We might actually be able start something with this if we got more people though instead of turning this into serious debate thread! :bigsmile:

But it all depends, depends. :(

If only you haven't decided to turn this into an unplanned event that no one asked for. :mad2:

That is why it is suppose to be a miracle! :bigsmile:

I stood on the pinnacle of the Earth:
Mount Thunder,
its Lions in full flaming mane,
raised its crest no higher
than the horizons that my gaze commanded;
the Ranyhyn,
hooves unfettered since the Age began,
galloped gladly to my will;
iron-thewed Giants
from beyond the sun’s birth in the sea
came to me in ships as mighty as castles,
and cleft my castle from the
raw Earth rock
and gave it to me out of pure friendship
a handmark of allegiance and fealty
in the eternal stone of Time;
the Lords under my Watch labored
to find and make manifest
the true purpose of the Earth’s Creator,
barred from His creation by the very
power of that purpose—
power graven into the flesh and bone of the Land
by the immutable Law of its creation:
how could I stand so,
so much glory and dominion comprehended
by the outstretch of my arms—
stand thus,
eye to eye with the Despiser,
and not be dismayed?
Where is the Power that protects
beauty from the decay of life?
preserves truth pure of falsehood?
secures fealty from that slow stain of chaos
which corrupts? How are we so rendered small by Despite?
Why will the very rocks not erupt
for their own cleansing,
or crumble into dust for shame?
Creator!
When You desecrated this temple,
rid Yourself of this contempt by
inflicting it upon the Land,
did You intend that beauty and truth should pass utterly from the Earth?
Have You shaped my fate into the Law of life?
Am I effectless?
Must I preside over,
sanction,
acknowledge with the bitter face of treachery,
approve
the falling of the world?

Ah, Creator!
Timelord and Landsire!
Did You intend
that beauty and truth should pass utterly
from the Earth?

Will you feel better if I ask you to be my valentine, Bleys?

Awwwwww.

Good gods no!

All the way through this thread all I can think of is "Agent Proto's Package won a Ciddie once"

Holy necromancer, Batman!