If history was an RPG who would be the final boss?

And what would his stats be? How would you beat him?

For me the answer is easy.

The final boss would be:

Stalin
HP: 32,000
ATP: 122
VIT: 145
INT: 50
EXP: 20,000
GP: 5,000

The battle with Stalin is the final battle of the game, in which you must fight atop the floating city of Stalingrad. First of all, do NOT go into this fight with any characters below level 60. You will be CRUSHED if your characters are not at least 60 for this fight. 70 is recommended. Know that Stalin's Iron Fist of Communism can and will deal 4,000 points of damage to all party members. Not only that, when he uses it he also drains away a small fraction of that HP and gives it to himself. Not good!

He will also occasionaly cast stone skin and become invulnerable for a few rounds. During this time, the cold weather of Stalingrad will more than likely wear down your characters for 2,000 points of damage a round. Use this time to heal up and cast attack enhancing magic. When stone skin wears off go back to pounding away at him. He has A LOT of HP, so the fight might take a while.

And the optional bosses:

Galileo
HP: 65,535
ATP: 255
VIT: 200
INT: 255
EXP: 40,000
GP: 0


Galileo is probably the hardest boss in the game. He has a boatload of HP, and no real weaknesses. He will use the gravity based helio-centric theory every now and then to take away 75% of your characters' max hp. He can also summon Aristarchus to deal 5000-6000 points of type-less damage to one character. The only real hope you have in this battle is to silence him. It will stop him from using the dreaded helio-centric theory spell, but it won't stop his powerful physical attacks or his Aristarchus summon. Be careful, Silence does not always work!

And of course...

Rasputin
HP: 1,000,000
ATP: 1
VIT: 255
INT: 130
EXP: 500,000
GP: 3,000

Rasputin is sort of an oddity among optional bosses. He can't really kill you, but you can't really kill him either. After dealing about 50,000 points of damage to him, he'll cast Cure 3 and recover most of it. You're faced with a decision at this point. You can either keep pounding away at him and hope he runs out of MP, or you can run away. Poison also has no effect in this fight, so don't try to poison him and leave the game running for 3 hours.

I swear to god first person to say "Bush, lmao" gets banned. :tongue:

DUBYA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No seriously Margaret Thatcher. She's a cold bitch.

MTV
HP: 40 000 000, or however much money they make in a year
VIT, SPD, STR, ETC: 255
absorbs all elem attacks
immune to all status attacks
base attack: 9999 hp

and etc. Basically indestructable.

God, of course. He would somehow incorporate images of the dieties of all the major religions, and thus continue the RPG standard that the religious factions are evil.

My final party:

Arthur
George Washigton
Jesus (Father! Noooooo!!)
Ghandi

me

cant win sorry :}

OOh, my final prarty: :greenie:

Ronald Mcdonald
Wheres Waldo?
Wheres Osama?
Sarah Maree from Big Brother ROLOL :confused:

edit: hi kriss!!y asl?

Del: What would Ghandi do? :D

Joel Anthoney Holmes the Slayer

HP: 150,000
MP: 666
Skills:
Massive swearing attack
Double Palm heel strike
Club crusher
The "I sit on you" attack
High pitched singing voice of doom

Hase very little weaknesses, but throwing can's of Diet Coke and Root beer causes severe weakness.

I was going to say God, but that was already taken.

So, I'll say God anyways... an appropriate final boss.

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and thus continue the RPG standard that the religious factions are evil.

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It's so true it's not even funny.

I think a good final boss would be the embodiment of the plague of mankind - AIDS. Maybe one of those deep, philosophical fights where we learn that AIDS has been in our genetic code for millennia, controlling our every action. And it came to Earth on a meteor or something. Yeah.

I won't go into the stats, but my final party would be
-General George S. Patton
-Joanne d'Arc
-El Cid (there has to be a Cid)
-Jonas Salk

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-El Cid (there has to be a Cid)

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That's the name my dad uses in IRC. :eep:

Ghandi would be the healer. Jesus seems obvious for this role but he powers would be more useful on the offensive.

The final boss would have 3 forms.

Hitler Austrius
HP: 73,000
MP: 450
Skills: Hand Wave

Hitler Nazias
HP: 120,000
MP: 500
Skills: Can Summon Gestapo

Hitler Imperius
HP: 150,000
MP: 666
Skills: Poison Gas

Party:
Alexander the Great
Jesus
Gandhi
Eisenhower

Kittens

HP:45
Mp:23
Att: 4
Def:12
Agi:50
Cute:902

You win at life! Good job.

I almost went with Alexander but I like Arthur better, even though he is mostly legend.

Hitler is the 'boss you chase the whole game only to find out there is something even bigger'. That bigger thing being, of course, God.

During the Hitler fight your party has to split in to two groups because Stalin is revived by the mystic Rasputin and they attack from the east. My secondary group:

Joanne d'Arc
Mohammad Ali
Plato
Confucius (his philosophy combo attack with Plato is devastating)

I've gotta make this game on RPGMaker now. *goes off*

EDIT: Would you consider Hannibal a good or bad guy? I've actually considered him to be the good guy.

The true boss would be The Sun.

Hp: ?
MP: ?
Annoyance: 2312
Times seen: 3

You'd need the final bosses to be interesting. Like. . .

Rameses
Saddam Hussein (hey, if Kefka can get out of jail. . .)
George Steinbrenner
Michael Eisner
Napoleon Bonaparte

My party would be:

Eminem
Moses
Leonardo DaVinci
Bill Gates (think Kain from FFIV)
Joan of Arc

Hahah, what a GREAT topic.

Final Boss:

All The Evil in the world Manifested into: Bizarro UN (Not the UN we know and love, but the evil parallel Universe UN).

HP: 1,000,004
Strength: 200+ and growing, due to new nations always entering

Attacks:
- "Ultimate Debate" - an attack that not only knocks a lot of HP off, but also puts team to sleep and often causes confusion when woken up.
- "Super Compromise" - Casts both Regen and Poison on the team. Depending on how many battles you've run away from, poision will either be stronger (More escapes) or weaker (Less).
- "GP Aid" - Money is dropped on the party.
- "Lunch Break" - Attack upon boss's death, where all characters are instantly disinterested. Cured with Reality Check2, but must be cast before end of battle.

Final Party:

Achilles, though he cannot survive this battle.
Napoleon
Mother Teresa
Dr. Strangelove

Take care all.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

Henry VIII
HP: 50,000
ATP: 140
VIT: 80
INT: 70
EXP: 35,000
GP: 1,000
Special Attack: The Beheader.
Impervious To: Protestants (depending on what mood he's in).

I can't believe I'm replying to this.

Satan, I suppose.

Can anyone tell me why I am locked out of the Eyes on Each Other and World Events Sections? I am curious.

Probably because you were mean, Vaan. :p It shouldn't be hard to figure out what you did wrong, although I personally don't know.

Anyway, I do things like this on a regular basis—you know, turning history and life into an RPG. If you really search around, you might see some of my work! It is all around us. :love:

Bush Family Evil Empire:

George W. Bush
HP: 777,000 (1,000 for each American soldier killed in Iraq as of May 14)
MP: 3,000,000 (1 for every job lost under Bush since he stole the White House)
Attacks: Drunken Monkey (slams a whole bottle of whiskey and drives around wasted until he runs someone in your party over), Praise The Lord (casts a government-sanctioned Holy on one member of your party), Babble (he mangles a pre-written speach so terribly that it casts confusion on your whole party), Arrogant Conservative Condesending (cats Mini on whole party) War Monger (calls on George H. W. Bush, Jeb Bush, and Prescott Bush to fund Nazis, fund Islamic fundamentalist terrorists, and spend trillions of stolen dollars on war machines designed to destroy your party, while Bush daughters get sloppy drunk and distract your party)

[q]Dr. Strangelove[/q]

The Ulimate Boss.

The Sun
HP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
MP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
To beat this boss is impossible.

Attacks:
White Dwarf
Red Giant
Solar Flare
Super Wind
Super Nova

*uses a gameshark* or

*uses selphie's the end fatality*

:D

Dammit. Delbert took all the cool people.

FINE! I'll take Chico Mendes, Robin of Loxley, John Nash, Oskar Schindler and Sir Walter Raleigh.

*sulks*

Final Boss: Hitler (3 Forms)

Turns out Hitler didn't die, he went into hiding... in the center of the Earth! There he gained power and is now trying to create the Fourth Riech. Guess who's gotta stop him?

Adolf Hitler
HP: 50,000
MP: 5,000
EXP: 0
GP: 0
Special Attacks:
Blitzkrieg (Casts Haste on self),
Vengence Rocket (Large Non-elemental damage to all party members),
Genocide (Instantly kills one party member)

This is the Hitler from history, only much stronger. His Vengence Rocket and Genocide can cause real problems, so keep your HP up.

Dämon Hitler (Demon Hitler)
HP: 75,000
MP: 7500
EXP: 0
GP: 0
Special Attacks:
Facist Flame (Massive Fire damage to one party member)
Gas Chambers (Deals Poison, Confusion, and Silence to all party members)
Soldiers Souls (Summons 4 Nazi General Demons)

Going through the changes casued by hiding in the center of the Earth, along with all the hate built up over years, made the great evil in Hitler create it's own embodiment, stronger than the original.

*Nazi General Demon*
HP: 25,000
MP: 3000
EXP: 0
GP: 0
Special Attacks:
Heil Hitler (Recovers 5000 of Dämon Hitler's HP)
Underworld Artillery (medium non-elemental damage to all party members)

These souls of top Nazi official killed many Jews. They're hatred and fiece loyalty to Hitler have given them new powers.

Endloses Hitler (Infinite Hitler)
HP: 150,000
MP: 50,000
GP: 0
MP: 0
Special Attacks:
Soul Feed (Recovers 10,000 HP)
Betrayal (Casts Confusion on 2 party members and deal 2500 damage to others)
Torment Within (Deal Death to 2 party members)

The final form of Hitler, this form has all the evil, malice and hatred of the entire Nazi party! It's seemingly infinite powers can make it seem like there is little hope.

NOTE: In addition to these, all three forms of Hitler have access to all Black Magic in the game.

Final Party:
General George S. Patton
William The Conqueror
George Washington
Joanne d'Arc

Honorable Mentions:

Attila The Hun
HP: 32,000
MP: 1000
EXP: 80,000
GP: 75,000
Special Attacks:
Horde (Medium non-elemental damage to all party members)
Fleet Foot (Attack 3 times in one turn)
Adapt (Learn one of your party members skills)

Roman Emporer Nero
HP: 20,000
MP: 500
EXP: 25,000
GP: 23,000
Special Attacks:
Flames of Rome (Medium Fire damage to all party members)
Malice (Medium Shadow damage to all members)
Corruption (Confuses your entire party)

Whew, well, I'm done. Okay, so I stretched it a little. If you want to be hsitorically correct, just ignore the last two. I just added those because I thought it'd make a better final battle.

Random Encounter Enemies:
-the US Army

Mini Bosses:
-Abe Lincoln
-Donald Rumsfeld
-Colin Powel

1st Part of Boss:
-George Bush Sr.

2nd Part:
-George Bush Jr.

My Party:
-John Wilks Booth
-The Super Best Friends

I had a tough time deciding between Bill Gates and Satan, but I decided that Bill Gates would be more fun as one of those guys you kep running into throughout the game and always messed things up for himself. Haha Microsoft yeah I know.

Anyway.
Satan.
HP: Lots.
MP: Lots.
Magic: Lots.
Guys you have to defeat in the final stage before you get to him: The Four Horsemen.

My party (selectable from):
Main Fighter: The Unknown Student Who Stood Infront Of The Tank In China
Token Chick: Uh... geez. Princess Diana? I guess.
White Mage: Jesus or Gandhi
Black Mage: Moses
Smart Guy: Dr Unne (Shoeshine Boy)
Comedic Value: Citizen Bleys (Drunk Buddhist)
Random Creature: A Dinosaur (also gives token brute force guy)
Robot: Deep Blue (or whatever it is, that chess machine)
Bubbly Female Thief Type: Jenna Jamieson or whatever she's called.
Girl With Actual Brains: Margaret Thatcher
Bard / Ladies Man: Enrique Iglesias

...that would be a pretty cool game, actually. My final party would probably be Moses, Jesus, The Unknown Student and maybe Princess Diana or the Dinosaur. Probably a big dino, yeah, because you need your brute force guy.

tch Jesus would be a red mage, he can do more then heal the sick and drive out demons.....i mean...hes freaken GOD for crying out loud

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tch Jesus would be a red mage, he can do more then heal the sick and drive out demons.....i mean...hes freaken GOD for crying out loud

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He CAN, but he does not use his powers to injure, he uses his powers to save. He would sooner kill himself to help make Satan become a follower of God than to kill Satan to... uh... kill Satan.

Your team would be Ghengis khan(fighter), Ghandi(white mage), Tom Curise(samuri), butwho for the black mage?

You can't go past Moses for the black mage.

The answers are quite simple...

Cortez and Montezuma

Cortez
Hp: 65,000
Mp: 0
Attack Power: 255
Defence: 242
Magic Attack: 25
Magic Defence:132
Vit: 220
Int: 140
Exp: 150,000
Gold: 1,000,000

Special Skills
Pillage
Slaughter
Incapacitate
Decapitate
Butcher
Backstab


Montezuma
Hp:50,000
Mp: 65,000
Attack Power: 25
Defence: 174
Magic Attack: 255
Magic Defence 237
Vit: 165
Int: 235
Exp: 100,000
Gold: 10,000,000

Special Skills
Sacrifice
Maim
*and many mythical spells*

Imagine you've been chasing down the Spanish Armada for years, fighting for Great Britain and the Royal Navy. You're Royal Air Force (Airships of course) have been bombing Spain for centuries. You are Thomas Becket, literary genius and priest who has the powers of white magic. Your allies: Church-hill, Joan of Arc, Pharoah Tutankhamen(sp?), and Seargant Slaughter!

Some enemies along your way...

Nostradamus, with the power to foresee the future.
The Sumerians, an ancient race of super-intelligence
Arabs from Third World Countries that have been brainwashed
Religious Zealots
Terrorists
Mephistopholes
All of Paragua
Fidel Castro
Ieyasu Tokugawa
The Illuminati


Super Secret, Uber Hard Bosses
Jeremy Christ - Jesus's Jealous brother, son of Joe and Marry.
Won the swimming tournament, then his brother walked on water to congratulate him.
Hp: 110,000
Mp: 85,000
Attack Power: 240
Defence: 235
Magic Attack: 238
Magic Defence: 242
Intelligence: 233
Vitality: 244
Agility: 239
exp: 500,000
gold: 0 (poor capenters son)


Mary Magdeline - having 7 demons exercised from herself by Jesus, she was blessed with both powers of the darkness and light
Hp: 5
Mp:20,000
Attack Power: Unregistered
Defence: Unregistered
Magic Attack: Unregistered
Magic Defence: Unregistered
Int: 244
Vit: 250
Agil: 200
exp: 1,000,000
gold: 10,000,000

Some Helpful secret NPCs
Ra - Egyptian Sun God (will grant Tut a new Spell)
Shiva - Will give one member of your party two more arms
Moses - Will give Seargant Slaughter a new weapon "Ten Commandments"
Noah - Will give Joan a sword made of the wood of his Ark


Super Weapons, or WMD
Nuclear Missiles
Anthrax
Ebola

Only Loony BoB would believe that this forum's members are considered historical figures.

:( They are...

"Super Secret, Uber Hard Bosses
Jeremy Christ - Jesus's Jealous brother, son of Joe and Marry.
Won the swimming tournament, then his brother walked on water to congratulate him."

Ha, can I change my vote to this?

Take care all.

but how would Jeremy be a tough boss?

No great weapons between 0-100 a.d.
Just a mortal

But he would be pretty agile what with only being able to get around on foot back then.

(sorry to nit-pic, i havn't even thought of anything :rolleyes2 )

Final boss
Hitler
hp:99,999
mp:6
attacks:
gas attack
wth attack
super special attack
laser pelvis attack

My party, the members of bon jovi and master cheif from halo. arse kickage baby... :shoot:

I was going to say Bill Gates too, but he's more of a Biggs and Wedge from FFVIII or Solt and Peppor from Chrono Cross, type bad guy.

ha, I was going to say rasputin without reading this thread. good thing I read the first post :D

however, the correct answer is Necron.

I've got it:

Steve Jobs
HP: 655500
MP: 655500
All other stats: 255

Attacks:
iUltima: A multi-colored version of Ultima that does massive damage and adds random status effects.
NoFloppy: Since you have no portable storage, all of your positive status effects are lost.
IncompatibleFile: Impervious to all attacks for 3 turns
LookPretty: Infilicts Confuse on the party.

Final Party:
Bill Gates
Linus Travolds
Ghandi
Steve Wozniak

Go the tank guy! *waves flag*

Final Boss: Michael Jackson

HP: 9,000,000
MP: 10000
All Stats: 255

Special Abilities: Recovers full HP every turn, using his Moonwalk ability. The only way to beat him is to bring in a little boy to distract him, and the you can easily finish him off.

Final Party:

Bob Barker
Sheryl Crow
Mister Rogers
The Pope
Mary- Kate Olsen
Hillary Clinton

SATAN!!!!!!111

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I was going to say Bill Gates too, but he's more of a Biggs and Wedge from FFVIII or Solt and Peppor from Chrono Cross, type bad guy.

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Biggs and Wedge were EXACTLY the two people I was thinking of at the time. xD

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Go the tank guy! *waves flag*

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:D!

well i,ll base it on the book of revelation, evangelion and judgement day and current affairs and my anti-religious sentiment.

17 angels of the apocalypse in the final dungeon. you will also battle george w bush, osama bin laden, tony blair, bill gates, satan, and the pope. then at the dawn of humanitys destruction arrives the ultimate evil...

GOD

hp 300,000
str 150
magic 223
defense 100
agility 190
evade 150
luck 37
magic defense 179

he starts with revelation which reduces all your hp to 1. then he will randomly use the following...

hypocrisy- 9000+ to all
ultima 5000+ to all
flare 4000
holyaga 9999
nazerath-casts posion, curse, frog, confuse, zombie and regen on all
berserk
eden cures himself 4 9999
noahs flood 2000+ to all plus full break
janus reveals his true form and stops all characters
revelation reduce hp to 1
apostles- summons them to cast death on one character
life4(pit of despair)- summons a horde of angels and devils with pyril and asmodeus at the helm, does 19996 exactly to all characters (u can only survive if u have shell on)
cry of the archangel- limit break. does 19996 to all, u can only survive if u have protect on.

ahhh, that would be 1 sweet last boss :D

I thought of a New Uber Secret Boss

Adlai Stevenson - Former presidential candidate
Hp: 40,000
Mp: 20,000
Attack power: 121
Defence Power: 89
magic power: 112
Magic Defence: 97
Agility: 75
Int: 255
Vitality: 143
Exp: 50,000
Gold: 1,000,000

Special Skillz:
Politics - Confuse, sleep, stop to two random party members with 80% chance of success
Debate - 700-1000 damage to party; may sometimes cause stop, confuse
Executive Order - 800-1350 damage to one; May cause instant death
Mimic - mimics skills used by your own members
Summon Congressional Session - Sleep to all members
Speak - Confuse 100% chance to one party member

Quote when dead "I may have had the vote of every thinking American, but too bad I needed the majority to win."

Hannibal would be a good guy.

And Hitler would be comic relief.

Cue dancing Hitler.

Hitler + RPG = Kefka :D

http://home.ripway.com/2004-3/80243/hitlartime.gif

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Hitler + RPG = Kefka :D

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That is SO true.

Final Boss:

Chaos
Hp:729,858,657,665,425,643,515,635,643,956,560
Mp:""
Ep:3,000,000,000
Gp ""


Attacks:
Darkness
Beam
Heart
Final Chaos

This boss has four forms. In each form, it only uses one attack. Darkness is used in its first form. Darkness does 2,000-2,500 damage to all party members. In its second form, it uses Beam. Beam does 3,000-3,500 damage to all party members. In its third form, it uses Heart. Heart does 4,000-4,500 damage to one party member. in its final form, it uses Final Chaos. Final Chaos kills one party member. BE AT MAXIMUM LEVEL!!!

The best enemy in this thread is Michael Eisner.

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The best enemy in this thread is Michael Eisner.

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:D

I also thought of John Rockefeller and Leland Stanford (obligatory exciting train scene!) as bad guys, while Constantine and Charlemagne could be like. . . wise Banon-types.

And the Wright brothers would fly the airship.

Harold Shipman

Dreading to think what his attacks would be, somesort of kamikaze hanging of himself move or something.

What a well thought through idea.

Actually, none of us can know who the final boss is, because we're actually all characters in the game, and whoever's playing it hasn't beaten the game yet...

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Actually, none of us can know who the final boss is, because we're actually all characters in the game, and whoever's playing it hasn't beaten the game yet...

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I've beaten it. You're the final boss.

Actually it's this guy called Ronald Richardson. I have no idea who he is, but in about 1,200 years or so, he's gonna do something and it's gonna be pretty damn badass.

He's my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Grandson. Sweet!

To Roogle:
I don't recall ever being mean here. I treat everyone with respect whether they deserve it or not. Why I am locked out boggles my mind. But anyway...

ACHILLES

Supposedly the greatest warrior of all time.

Only one way to kill him: Shoot him in the achilles tendon. Sadly, this time around he wears heavy armor around his heels. Were all gonna die. :eek:

[q=Loony BoB]Bill Gates[/q]

Pfft I still say Bill Gates.

HP: 100
ATT: 2
VIT: 3
INT: 500
EXP: 10
GP: 255 in hex, whatever that equates to in base 10. :o

His attacks include GP Rain and Coin Toss. And he kicks everyone's butt in one turn with fifty million bucks.

Since when did 'real life battles' become turn-based anyway?

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The Ulimate Boss.

The Sun
HP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
MP:999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
To beat this boss is impossible.

Attacks:
White Dwarf
Red Giant
Solar Flare
Super Wind
Super Nova

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Well, damn. I'll keep this in mind if I ever have to fight the sun...again.

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I've beaten it. You're the final boss.

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I am? Awesome! I knew I'd end up working for evil eventually.

I seem to have forgot to list my final party.

My final party:

Caligula
Nero
Machiavelli
Hannibal

The way I got everyone to level 70 was flying Count Zeppellin's airship to Athens and fighting Plato over and over. Plato is pretty tough, but each time you beat him you gain 20,000 exp. You really got to watch out for "The Republic" because every time he uses it all your characters take 3000 points of damage and get confused. That's the reason I have Machiavelli. He's immune to confusion naturally, so I just have him cure the others before Plato gets in any more damage.

Caligula's berserker attack can really dish the damage although it lowers his defense to 0. Nero's persecution attack is also pretty powerful, and it even casts mini on regular enemies. Nero's also got the best fire magic in the game. Together Caligula and Nero make the best party in the game for their "Bad Emperor Attack" which is a combined attack that does almost 6000 points of damage to a single target.

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To Roogle:
I don't recall ever being mean here. I treat everyone with respect whether they deserve it or not. Why I am locked out boggles my mind.

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OOC:	Maybe you weren't mean, but spamming in EoEO is just as bad.

I think we missed another very important foe...

Maya Angelou!!!

I don't know :confused: probably Lenine!!! He was a genious, the father of comunism for me and for a friend of mine!

Saddam or Bin Laden!

With Bin Laden it would be "The more bombs you'll get, the more HP, he'll have" :D

How about Karl Marx, whose ideas were the groundwork for Lenin?

Take care all.