Give members new custom ranks!

If you had the chance to change a member's custom rank, what rank would you give them? Let it be fun, and be witty. Don't give anyone a lame rank, unless they asked for a lame one.

Some Questions and Answers... because I'm bored. :)
What are 'Custom Ranks'?
If you notice the small text under a member's screen name, then that is a custom rank. You will get one when you stay a member for 8 months.

Can I use 'Administrator, Cid's Knight, Site Staff, Senior Site Staff, Banned, or No Eyes on Each Other For me?
While it may be amusing to you and some, the answer is no.

How long can I make my custom rank?
Up to 25 characters, including spaces.

Can I use HTML?
No.

Can I use color?
No, unless you ask Arche or ShlupQuack.

What's the point of this thread?
Besides it being a Q&A on custom ranks, it's basically made to be fun. I hope to see members give "new" custom ranks to their fellow EoFFers in this thread. They can give anyone anything, as long as it's not dumb, like "stupid person".

Are you done?
Yes.

new rank for Proto: pretonatural

This could also be used to suggest to people custom ranks that have the ability to have one but don't have one yet because they don't know what the hell to give themselves. (i.e. me)

I think Ansem should put Horniest Member as his custom rank, he was so proud of his ciddie.

Certified Newbie

Eh', I dunno. :p

Shadow Nexus: [/sarcasm]

The Man: Goodbye Blue Monday

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Originally Posted by Tsunami Bren

The Man: Goodbye Blue Monday

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No, make it "I'm leaving forever". With the quotes.

eestlinc's choice is a lot more fitting, seeing as I've only done the latter twice, I believe, both of which when I was younger and much more dramatic.

But it's funnier. ;P

Gau: Imabigpoothatlikesyams

I like it! :thumb:

Strider: Barroid. :D

Yamaneko: Fake Knight

Ansem: *Insert random homosexual words coloured with rainbow patterns* [/jk]

Bleys: Energizer Plushiebunny

All newbies that are less than 6 months should have "Absolute Newbie" as a fixed rank. And then it clears after 6 months. :p

Shlupquack: Horny panda.

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Originally Posted by Blanco Meow

Shlupquack: Horny panda.

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I named one of my familiars in Neverwinter Nights that. :fplusty:

xD @ Shlup

Joel: *censored* or [deletia] or "I <3 Kane" without the quotes

*runs fast and far away*

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Originally Posted by Denmark

xD @ Shlup

Joel: *censored* or [deletia] or "I <3 Kane" without the quotes

*runs fast and far away*

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You will die a slow slow death.

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Originally Posted by Joel

You will die a slow slow death.

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Or he'll be celebrated as a hero!

Ansem: Yaoi Cookies

I think Joel would rather have "Chun-li's slave" as his custom rank. :D

Nah.

Ansem: Red-haired Denny's Waiter.

Joel: Jimmy Sebastiano.

Energizer Plushiebunny lives on!

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

I think Joel would rather have "Chun-li's slave" as his custom rank. :D

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or "Misty's Slave"

TasteyPies, once he gets a title, should have "want pie now"

It was a toss up between Chun-Li's slave and Ryoko's slave. Chun-Li won.

Everyone except me should either have "smelly" or "silly" or "stupid" or "Slovenian" or "sausages" as their custom title, depending on who it is.

Or Whales don't cause cancer (Dolphins do). :elk:

someone should have :elk: as their title. just that.

Denmark: "hoody" ;0

Winged Sorceress: "Logiez" ;0

:fpcold:

Denmark, you should have 'Most cutsiest penguin'. Just because it is. :love:

YAY SOMEONE CARES :D

Czanthor: :monster:

I wish a mod would change my custom title to a :cat: smilie....

I still think "Cid's Knight" should be "Cid's Bitch".

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Energizer Plushiebunny lives on!

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:D

HOOTERS: They aren't boobies
Arche: :p
Leeza: Adopter of ugly cats

Flying Mullet: Larger Monkey.

no it should be: Mushroom Haircut

. . . I don't know what mine would be. Hentai School Girl? -shrugs- What do you guys think would be good for mine? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

. . . I don't know what mine would be. Hentai School Girl? -shrugs- What do you guys think would be good for mine? :confused:

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Dirty Old Geezar or AIIIIIIIIIIIIII-Chu

[q="Fuzakeru"]. . . I don't know what mine would be. Hentai School Girl? -shrugs- What do you guys think would be good for mine?[/q]

Horny Hentai School Girl?

BLIKAO - no. I'm not an old geezer. :p Your name should be . . . wait. Nope. I thought I had a witty comment but it faded then died.
Heh. Horny Hentai School Girl . . . that's pretty close to my boyfriend's pet name for me. Cherry Flavored Hentai School Girl Horny Neko Pleasure Slave is his name for me. :love:
. . . and I saw Char in a hentai picture before with Kagome ( Inuyasha ). It was disturbing.

:monster: won't work as a rank unless you have an admin hack it, I've tried. :(

Hey, Raistlin partially has a rank that says Cid's Knight, what's up with that?

Bleys: My Crotch For Sale: 5.95

KB: I gotta go - it's 11 pm.
Dingo: Too easy to make fun of.

I luv Tidus: Reviver of Old Threads

Silmaril: Clinically dead dead DEAD friggin DEAD.....

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Originally Posted by Blanco Meow

Ansem: Red-haired Denny's Waiter.

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But I have black hair. @_@

And if I change my custom title, I'll have no KH reference in my custom title. If only I could get mine colored like MB7's... Arche said no. *cries*

Spuuky: >:o~

Spuuky: I'm a Happy Boy!

Neel Before Your New Master

Kishi: Almost punny.

BOB SAGET

people have got to forget I exist; the titles people are giving me suck balls

you used to do something, didn't you?

8 MONTHS!?!?! WTF?!?!? HOW WILL I KNOW I'M GOING TO LIVE THAT LONG ANYWAY?!?!

Everyone who has one: 8 months for this piece of trout

I tried thinking of a good one for mine but I just put King of Bandits. Can anybody think of a good one for me? :confused:

Bandit Bag?

I already have a good one. But NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have to wait 8 months. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! And I'm not gonna tell any of you scum either. I'll make you wait too!

life is rough

But the smell isn't!

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

people have got to forget I exist; the titles people are giving me suck balls

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Energizer Plushiebunny was a big hit. :love:

I also like "Mr. :love::love::love::love:-a-duck."

my new title: jason bay for president