If

aliens came into your room and woke you up and said "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER" who would you take them to and would you make the coffee? Poison coffee??/

I'd take them to you so they could give you an anal probe. Hurray. :smash:

And no, coffee with pot mixed in. High aliens. Wow.

I would take them to my dad, and then I'd make them Cappuccino (...or how you spell it), 'cause I bet aliens like that! ... And maybe pancakes, but that's only if they're nice aliens of course.

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Originally Posted by Breine

I would take them to my dad.

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I was going to say that :D
I'd make them Kool-Aid. It's easier than making coffee.

I'd take them to like, the leader of some random thing, like leader of a bowling club. If there are any.

No coffee for them.

I wouldn't make them any coffee, no.

I'd show them to the door immediately, as any sane person would do.

I'd tell them I'm the leader, and I wouldn't make them ny coffee.

I'd take them ... dancing!

And yes, lots of coffee.

Bush, of course. And I'd bring my camera. I could sell the video as a comedy film to both races, or whichever one survives an interplanetary war. Because God knows Bush's reactions and attempts to deal with aliens would be laughable.

i wouldn't take them anywhere i'd get my shotgun and go all arnnie on them.

Eww your sick dude.

I'd take them to Walmart and go to customer service desk and demand the manager come immediately. After I had them help me raid the electronics section with their instant teleportation devices, of course.

I'd take 'em to richard Simmons just to see the reaction they get... muhahahaha

Coffee? who give aliens coffee? I would give some chocolate freakin milk :choc: :choc: Then I would show them to my FF games, maybe let them race my :choc:s in FF7... That would be fun... I just hope that they have fingers.... Then I would inform them that because Pres. Shin-ra died, we no longer have a leader... I bet I could trick them... I'm so clever, because I know that if an alien could speak English flawlessly, they would not have studied the country well enough to know who the leader is... (well, I guess they could say "take me to your leader" in England or Australia, or Canada, but why would they want to go to Canada???)

I'd say take me to your females.
Or take me to your HOOTERS.
Whichever comes first.

I would take them to Cheney. :)

I'd take them to La Migra. Imigration. I'm ot down with any sort of alien in my room.

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Originally Posted by gokufusionss1

i wouldn't take them anywhere i'd get my shotgun and go all arnnie on them.

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:love:

I'd take them to idi Amin and Harold Shipman. :love:

I would probably get up and start getting ready to go to Washington in my sleepy confusion, then not understand what the heck I was doing and go back to bed.

I'd take them to my refrigerator, take out a bottle of soda, and say "Here's my liter! You told me to bring you to my liter, right?"

I'd say "You met him" and offer them whiskey.

I would take them to..erm, no one
then i would get the drunk & high, cause i think that would be funny

I'd offer them poison coffee and say follow me out the front door and turn the sprinklers on. Then go back to bed.

:)

I would gave them the address of th White House and ordered them to kill president Bush and they could take him to their ship to analise them! Of course that i'd explain that he was the worst example of our specie! Then I'll make them a cup of cofee without poison!

Wait, I've changed my mind. I would take them to that place the guy on the beer ad takes them. Some Brit might know the one... the "Guys, why do you always abduct the first person you come across?" one. Then they would fly away with a crate of beer and make music with the bottles and laugh at each other and make funny alien faces. Yeah.

I'd claim I was the leader then get them a glass of Ice cold Dr. Pepper and go back to sleep after getting them some place to sleep so we could continue buisness in the morning. :)

All the good ideas have gone, soooooo:

I would make them poison coffee which I would give to GDW. Bush as I took them past his living room, then I'd take them blowing and show them the owner, then I'd get them to rob a convinance store while high on drugs, then I'd take them to meet my parents, pertend their holding us hostage, call the police and let the senitator of California deal with them :D