inventions

OK, I want you all to imagine you're in this situation.

You're stuck in a giant purple elevator, and it's on fire, and everyone else in it is dead. Plus it's underwater too. Plus the world is about to end because of a giant comet named Frank. Yes, Frank. Anyway, you're in this elevator when suddenly a magical Irish...no wait, that's too stereotypical. When a magic Morroccan leprechaun appears, and promises to grant you a wish. However, because he's a really grumpy leprechaun, probably because all the Irish leprechauns make fun of him and don't let him drink their Guinness, the wish can only be one of two things: A muffin, or a donut.

OK, did you imagine all of that? Yes? Well then you have one TWISTED imagination.

So, what's the greatest invention of all time? :greenie:

Me? I say the shoe. As it's a cool word to say, plus your feet would hurt if you walked places if it didn't exist.

The George Foreman Grill. It was made by the father of 7 sons named George and it's cool looking. And different colours! :eek:

Actually, the CD/cassette. It's awesome how they can put music in an object.

Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?

I'd choose the muffin, lemon poppyseed muffins are pure orgasmin delicious.

xDDDDDD

^_^ the greatest invention ever is definitely Radiohead. although as they are not really an invention, I'll say the internet. because without the internet, would my sig be worth reading? I don't think so. ^_^

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Originally Posted by Olly

Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?

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But that heroine's so fine! She's hot AND saves the day!

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Originally Posted by Olly

Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?

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No, you've got it all wrong. Lay the heroine. Lay off the heroin.

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Originally Posted by Rye

It was made by the father of 7 sons named George

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he also has at least one daughter named Georgina or something like that. Narcissistic? I think NOT.

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Originally Posted by Denmark

he also has at least one daughter named Georgina or something like that. Narcissistic? I think NOT.

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Of course not! If you make a cool grill like George Foreman did, you can name all the children you want after yourself. :cool:

actually I wanna change my answer. the synthesizer is the best invention ever.

I believe the greatest invention of all time is internet,it's very cool to find whatever information you want and you also can meet new people.

The waffle iron that makes cat-shaped waffles. :freak:
That's probably the most useful object in the universe.

Of all time? I'm going to have to go with indoor plumbing.

oh! oh! I wish for a donut! that would be a good wish. ^_^

and the coolest invention ever (I know it this time) is...the PIANO.

Best invention, hands down, is the Robotic Flamethrower Arm Sharpener Grillshoe. It's a flamethrower that's shaped like an arm, talks like a robot, and sharpens and cooks shoes.

The second best would have to be the shoe lace. Without it, your shoes would fall off.

The piano is pretty solid, I must say. Although the Quick Chop is a pretty formidable invention to beat...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/quick-chop.html

I'd chose Lemon Poppyseed Muffin. ^__^

Anyway, the best invention is the NES, which gave birth to Final Fantasy. :)

I am the greatest invention all time.

Seriously Bert, you can be funnier than that.

Communism

...stop looking at me like that.

The greatest invention of all time is the Sub-Woofer. It can play music and shake a cocktail at the same time, what more do you want?

The Telecaster.

Tele > Strat

Cancer was a pretty cool invention.

Bendy straws :)

Greatest invention? The Boob.

Boobs can:
1)Take your mind off work
2)Feed the hungry
3)Make nice pillows
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5)*snip*
6)*snip*

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Originally Posted by TasteyPies

Greatest invention? The Boob.

Boobs can:
1)Take your mind off work
2)Feed the hungry
3)Make nice pillows
4)*snip*
5)*snip*
6)*snip*

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That japanese toaster I saw on tv that connects to the internet, finds the weather and then burns it on to your toast.

Hi guys. Quit spamming. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Denmark

oh! oh! I wish for a donut! that would be a good wish. ^_^

and the coolest invention ever (I know it this time) is...the PIANO.

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I expected you to say the "sword chucks" were the greatest invention ever. but your a dissapointment.

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Originally Posted by Lindy

The Telecaster.

Tele > Strat

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Fender SUCKS. Les Paul and SG beat out a Fender anyday. However, Rickenbacker wins this one i think.
The greatest invention ever was the Warwick. Period.

The computer's an okay invention. It's nowhere near as good or important as the toothbrush, though.

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

Fender SUCKS. Les Paul and SG beat out a Fender anyday. However, Rickenbacker wins this one i think.
The greatest invention ever was the Warwick. Period.

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Some of the worlds greatest music has been thanks to Fender, and some of my favourite music is thanks to the Tele.

Fender provide good, decent priced instruments, Les Paul are far to expensive and I've never liked SG that much. And Rickenbacker? None of my favourite bands play Rickenbackers, so they can shush too.

SPIN CYCLES ON WASHING MACHINES.

God

GOD is actually an acronym. It stands for GOD Over Djinn.
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Lids that screw on and off of things!

Flat panel monitors.

Coke cans :D

Sparkley green toothpaste, the computer and Final fantasy.

And I'd choose the muffin over the donut :)