Fantasy Football Team: Players with ridiculous names.

I would like to build a team of football players with ridiculous names and any suggestions would be welcome.

Currently I have a centre half and a centre midfielder.

Uraneck (spelling) The Czech lad.
Eric Djemba-Djemba

oh and what about Hakin Yakin?

Anyone got some more for me?

There's the Colchester United Reserve striker, Lee Lee. I seem to remember a Scott Scott as well, though I'm not sure who he played for.

I'm afraid that's all I can think of for now, but I look forward to seeing how this team turns out. :)

Lee Lee is definitely in. What a legend!!!

That's fresh out of the same mould as Gary Neville's dad; Neville Neville! I mean honestly.

Paul Gagoine (cant spell) David Seamen Zinidane Zidane they have some strange names

I'll consider David Seaman because of the obvious Pugwash related connotations but the other two are out. Uraneck - pronounced Your-a-neck and Lee Lee are prime examples of just how silly a name has to be to get in to this 11 my geordie friend.

Lee Lee, I ask you? What were his parents thinking?

Daft name's eh. One that springs to mind is a Czech Republic international called Ujfulusi. Pronounced Oo-fa-loo-si. Now if that isn't a stupid name I don't know what is. :D

Kluivert Van Nistelroy freaky deeky dutch

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Originally Posted by NM

Daft name's eh. One that springs to mind is a Czech Republic international called Ujfulusi. Pronounced Oo-fa-loo-si. Now if that isn't a stupid name I don't know what is.

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Yes I knew there was another Czech centre half but I couldn't remember his name.

Ok, 'Oof-a-lucy is in.

Gary Speed lol you know why lets get high

Maybe you should quit while your ahead Shoden. While there are narcotic undertones to Gary Speed, it's not quite on the same level of comedy as Your-a-neck and 'oof-a-lucy.

Uljfalusi, that name cracks me up man. C'mon everybody lets 'oof-a-lucy for NM.

i prefer Hakin Yakin hes that switz guy who hacked beckham and rooney in euro 2004 England Vs Switzerland

lol oh dear. Ok right...

Jonjo Dickman of Sunderland is in. There are actually a bunch of players called Dickman but none with a forename as spectacularly silly as Jonjo.

Also Dean Leacock of Fulham might make it on to the bench. How could I forget Danny tu of QPR.

All hail Jonjo Dickman...

german striker Carl Janker.

And Stefan Kuntz.

I can't believe the censor blocked out dear Danny of QPR.

Na'il Diggs, Guard for the Green Bay Packers.


Oh, the other Football. Psh.

Kiraly, the Crystal Palace keeper. And the whole of the South Korea team.

dickman wtf lol.
last season i gathered up thisd=from Newcaslte players

Shearer
Cort
Bellamy
Dyer
Speed

its old and not good so dont comment.

Dickman lol thats a classic ecspecially from the mackems

GK Seaman - Retired
DC Ujfalusi (oof-a-lucy) - Sparta Prague
DC Jiranek (You're-a-neck) - Udinese
DL Still open
DR Still open
ML Hakin Yakin - FC Basle
MR Stefan Kuntz - Retired
MC Jonjo Dickman - Sunderland
MC Danny Sh-ittu - QPR
SC Lee Lee - Colchester United
SC Carsrten Jancker - Bayern Munich

Must be a better striker out there somewhere. Anyone got some full backs for me?

I'm so temped to load up Football Manager 2005 and check out the players from Eastern European country's as they usually have the daftest name's. :D

Infact. *Goes to load said game.* I shall report back later on. :p

EDIT

OK after I breif look about I found the following.

Chavdar Yankov - Last bit probley pronounced Yank-off. An attacking Midfielder who players far Slavia Sofia.
Valeri Bojinov (Bodge-in-off, i'm guessing) Striker for Lecce.
And probley the best of the lot. *Drum roll*

Olivier De Cock a left back who plays for Club Brugge.

Dammit, I should have remembered De Cock!!! There's a Van Damme for Belgium too, not as silly as it a harsh reminder that Jean-Claude is an actor.

I'm loving Yankov, he's in.

I see we're missing a left back. Julian Dicks could fill that void.

Shizzle. That one was so obvious.

Yep Dicks is in.

I started a new Champ Man game with Tenerife and one of the predefined nicknames of a player in the squad was "Willy". I kid you not. But right back is taken by De Cock.

So the final roster.

GK Seaman - Retired
DC Ujfalusi (oof-a-lucy) - Sparta Prague
DC Jiranek (You're-a-neck) - Udinese
DL Oliver De Cock - Belgium
DR Julian Dicks - Retired
ML Hakin Yakin - FC Basle
MR Stefan Kuntz - Retired
MC Jonjo Dickman - Sunderland
MC Danny Sh-ittu - QPR
SC Lee Lee - Colchester United
SC Carsrten Jancker - Bayern Munich