Who would come out on top?
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Who would come out on top?
BLASPHEMY!!!Quote:
AN ARMY OF GIANT ALLIGATORS!
MR.T uses SHUT UP FOOL in big voice
Alligators run off
MR.T GRABS THEIR TAIL THROWS THEM IN T VAN DRIVES IT INTO PLANE AND MR.T SAYS "I AINT GETTIN ON NO PLANE" MR.T JUMPS OFF
MR.T LANDS TO SAFETY
ALLIGATORS HAVE NO PILOT AND LAND IN THE HIMALAYAS
MR.T WINS FOOL
in all fairness to Mr T, I think the alligators would tear him up.
Yeah, aligators rule and can bite...and savagely rip and madly mutilate, without a doubt, a whole gang of these vicious creatures would have devoured Mr T.
I'd like to see a giant alligator bite through his jewellery.
And that's what motivated Mr. T to win!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Strife
On an unrelated note, if Bruce Lee was alive, he would be able to punch over the Sears Tower in a single strike.
Mr. T would strip for the alligators and they would all be drooling over his sexy body and then he'd probably kick them in the alligatorberries and run away.If Al Gore was alive, he'd take out seven giraffes in a seven-on-one boxing match. And he is alive. So he will. You'll see! You'll all see!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
that is possibly the cutest thing psy has EVER said!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
xD xD xD xD
Mr T would win, but only because he won knock them out with all that gold
Are you trying to say those 'gators don't have berries? I mean, I can't say I've ever tried to look out of fear of losing my ears, but you seem like the kind of person who'd check 'em out, so I'll take your word for it...Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Poor 'gators. :(
i didn't say they didn;t have any!! i just said that it was a cute thing to sayQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
you're just upset because you really actually like pink and fluffiness and you can never admit it
LIES! YOU SAID THEY HAD NONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
And if I can't admit to it, how come I once had a pink fluffy bunny for an avatar and a pink custom title? Which, may I add, I did not remove - a certain Cid's Knight and a certain Administrator did! *glares at eestlinc and cl_out*
BRING BACK MY PINK TITLE! :(
Mr. T once beat up 17 ninjas in an exploding boxing glove street brawl.
What is up with you people's obsession over Mr. T?
I mean, I can understand vin diesel, because Vin Diesel is able to project his astral self beyond walls and doors in order to spy on his enemies.
I dont have a clue why people love him so. Perhaps Mr. T releases the inner gay in most men.
If YOU would go up against an army of giant alligator, would you live? >_>
He's getting old. Unless the alligators are also old, he'd lose. Oh, and most alligators fire missiles out of their mouths these days so Mr. T is kind of at a disadvantage.
I PITY THE ALIGATORS, THAT TRY AND GO UP AGAINST MR T. this is how i see it happening.
The aligators send in one man at a time and mr T beats them out with his boxing gloves of death. then the ring leader will enter the ring. At this point mr T will stare into the crowd and look at the boss aligators wife and say "hey woman, why dont you come over to my house and see what a real man is like." Then the boss aligator will roar with rage and charge at mr T. But because of the lumbering slowness of this fat aligator mr T will have time to yell to the crown "I'ma woop his A$$." before proceding to beat the living daylights out of the aligator, focusing on his gatorberries alot. Then, at the end of the fight the aligator will stare beaten and bloodied face to the crowd and give a pitiful yell "AAAAADRIAAAAAAAN"
and that is how mr T beat the aligators
Peace out and :rock:
EE
Happy Gilmore would come out on top.
Mr. T would turn them into purses.
No way, is that what he's been doing in the past ten years? My how the mighty have fallen... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Another thread for the Archives, no doubt.
(SPOILER)The Alligators would turn out to be Mr. T. fans, and would let him go after demanding several thousand autographs and a quick rendition of a few of his catch-phrases.
Voilá. that´s it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jakkko
What's not to love about MR. T? *Points at my sig*