We need a new Dr Unne!

With Dr Unne MIA for as long as he has, I demand a replacement. This replacement will have everything that looks like Dr Unne -- his picture in the album (all of them -- including that amazing lazer eyeball one), admin powers or whatever it was he had, and Dr Unne's screen name, avatar, sig and custom title 'teH shoooshyne boi lolz'.

Seeing as this is obviously a farce, gender, shaved heads, overt and obtuse intelligence need not be a factor in a candidate -- we just need somebody to don the monicle...err moniker of Dr Unne and prance about in EoFF shaking his/her head and shuffling off.

I nominate Shlupquack because I'm that kind of asian.

The sub needs to be a starch supporter of Fire Fox and Linux.

I'll be the new Dr Unne. xD

Where'd the oringal go...? I know I've read some of his posts...

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Where'd the oringal go...? I know I've read some of his posts...

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He's like a legend here.

xD

Oh, I've heard of him, of course. I just don't know where he went...

You don't ASK to be Dr. Unne, silly. *shakes his head*

Must also be repulsively logical in matters of philosophical debate. :)

I nominate Raistlin because he bases his life on Unne's.

I've actually met Unne, so I deserve to be his sub.

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I've actually met Unne, so I deserve to be his sub.

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Have you received his blessings?

If his job involves insulting people, I nominate myself.

And his spoon. A plastic spoon, to be exact. So not only have I met the guy, but I also have the spoon of Dr. Unne.

Dude, Raistlin and I were just discussing this today. I told him he was turning into the new Dr Unne.

Also, Dr Unne, not Dr. Unne. He didn't didn't waste hundreds of hours of his life playing FF1 for nothing.

No one can replace Dr Unne, that's like asking the NBA to replace Michael Jordan.

That shouldn't me that much of a probelm Proto.

Anyway... SomethingBig, if you've meet him abnd have his spoon, he'll obviously want it back because, who wants to lose a spoon? So, when he comes for it, why not just make ask him to come on some time!

I feel up to this task.

I've only met 'em a couple of times and we don't really talk. The last time I met him, he told me that he had the impression that people here are the equivalent of Paris Hilton.

Raistlin is turning into the new Dr Unne. Which inevitably leads to...

Raistlin for Admin.

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Raistlin for Admin.

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What the hell is wrong with you? You shouldn't even joke about these sorts of things!

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Raistlin for Admin.

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What the hell is wrong with you? You shouldn't even joke about these sorts of things!

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It's the cold logical universe of Dr Unne. Now you see what a beast you've unleashed, now haven't you? Let past members stay in the past. Unne wouldn't want himself to be replaced in any way, I'm sure.

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Unne wouldn't want himself to be replaced in any way, I'm sure.

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What Unne wants, and what is best for EoFF are two different things.

time to move on.

I say we sod off and forget about Dr Unne. Besides, we all know he has this endless cycle where he eventually returns to EoFF staff just merely by stating that he wants to come back to staff.

Whatever happened to Unne anyway?

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Whatever happened to Unne anyway?

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raistlin_is_gay just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Don't give me ideas.

RSL is the new Unne :)

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Whatever happened to Unne anyway?

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He left because he thinks EoFF is full of idiots now.

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RSL is the new Unne :)

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We have a winner!

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He left because he thinks EoFF is full of idiots now.

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Who are the idiots? I hope I'm not one of them.

I think it's cuz EoFF was an Awful Site of the Day. :)

Yes.

wait bad.

PG dumb too ;p

What the hell makes you think I'd want to be Unne? Stoopid PG.

Raistlin already is Dr Unne except he is less likely to keep his big mouth shut when he should.

There is absolutely no one here who is close to being Dr Unne so the job will have to go unfilled, but when I see him in two months, I'll let him know that you all miss him. :cat:

Why are all of you cheaters able to see Dr Unne?????4

I'm not a cheater. He is coming to visit me in August.

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Ooooh?

Uh oh

Dr Unne should just drop in ONCE in a while though

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Ok I get it... You will be a cheater, then.

It's comedy how oblivious you guys are.

Is Doctor Unne the guy with all the avatars?

He's the guy with THE avatar.

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Raistlin is turning into the new Dr Unne. Which inevitably leads to...

Raistlin for Admin.

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...Never ever ever speak again.

*shudders*

EDIT: That quote disturbed me so much I forgot to respond to the original topic of the thread. xD

No one can replace my Unney. :love:

If anything, I'm turning into a Bleys - the old guy who longs for the "good ol' days" and everybody likes to pick on for letting something slip ages and ages ago.

He raped me once, so that should count for something.

Yeah, I hope this is part of his cycle of going away and coming back. It just wouldn't be the same with him gone forever. And it would tip the scale to where I know of more people that don't come here anymore than people that do.

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He left because he thinks EoFF is full of idiots now.

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Well if that's true, can't blame him. :p Not that he'll disappear forever. Him cutting off EoFF is like a drug addict cutting off his drug supply. It only lasts for so long before he'll need another fix. xD So let's leave the good doctor alone.

But he promised Cid he'd stay at EoFF 'til the end! Trauma!

Well the end hasn't occured yet so there may still be a chance that he'll come back. :P

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It's comedy how oblivious you guys are.

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I can't help but agree. :exdee:

Dr Unne re-registered as Tifa's Real Lover(really after making his last post as the good doctor.

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I've actually met Unne, so I deserve to be his sub.

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Did you really? That is amazing. What was it like? When?

OH MY GOD, IT'S CID!!!!!! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

Oh, right. Tifa's Real Lover(Really is like, thirteen or something.

So is Unne. He started here when he was eight.

NO WAY. I'm called 'angel' Dr. Unne? :confused:

Dr. Unne, Dr. Unne, calling Dr. Unne
Dr. Unne, Dr. Unne...WAKE UP NOW!!!

{/Aqua}

Let's go LOOK for him! ^_^

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raistlin_is_gay just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Only because it is so true.

i AM dr. unne ;)

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He left because he thinks EoFF is full of idiots now.

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Well if that's true, can't blame him. :p Not that he'll disappear forever. Him cutting off EoFF is like a drug addict cutting off his drug supply. It only lasts for so long before he'll need another fix. xD So let's leave the good doctor alone.

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I have it from an unimpeachable source that he left because Shlup stank up the Staff forum.

Oh, and who met Unney? How? Why? =o
I remember that skanker and I used to talk about going to Pittsburgh and stalking him. xD Well, me doing that, anyway. I'm a bit closer than skanker.

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i AM dr. unne ;)

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:eek:

The identity is revealed!

You guys are weird weird weird.

I'm going to spin around in the shower now. BRB

The only logical thing to do is to see who matches these criteria

-Been around as long as he has (or longer)

-Provided as much for the site as he as (or more, or the next greatest besides him)

-Knew Dr Unne in the forum (Dr Unne obviously must at least like this person)

-They must have his tendancies.

As a side note to everyone else, if someone does take up the reigns, we must pretend as though it is the same guy, as if nothing changed.

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i AM dr. unne ;)

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NO I AM SPARTI- err.. DR. UNNE!

No, I am Unne.

Whom so ever pulls the sword from the stone shall be the next Unne?

Whom so ever hacks the CK's hidden porn forum shall be the next Unne?

Na-ah, I am Unne.

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He left because he thinks EoFF is full of idiots now.

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I though EoFF ALWAYS had been full of idiots. :confused:

Well, it wasn't just "full of idiots." It was just the idiots that have always been here were getting more on his nerves. He also told me he disagreed with a certain tendency of the Staff's at the time, but he wouldn't go into further detail. Oh, and he didn't like the April Fool's joke. All of those probably came into play.

*checks AIM logs*

Dr Unne: So yeah, it's either leave EoFF, or start finding where people live and going there and punching them in the face. You pick.

xD

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The only logical thing to do is to see who matches these criteria

-Been around as long as he has (or longer)

-Provided as much for the site as he as (or more, or the next greatest besides him)

-Knew Dr Unne in the forum (Dr Unne obviously must at least like this person)

-They must have his tendancies.

As a side note to everyone else, if someone does take up the reigns, we must pretend as though it is the same guy, as if nothing changed.

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So... RSL, then, if you want to place emphasis on the tendencies. Cid if you want to place emphasis on doing things for the site.

I'm thinking hybrid.

Arr Ess Id.

Cid's Sexy Lingerie?

pay me and i'll become an Unne-pa-loompa ive read unnes posts and he's caused me to fall on the floor laughing then choke i have to thank him for returning my online sense of humour.


i'd pick the choice of finding people's houses and punching them in the face how delightful

*shakes head* leaving eoff is the bad choice but unne-inating someone else with the Unne-inator's Mojo is a good idea


omg omg omg i'm so hyped up i thank you all for it now i'll go spam and get myself into an arguement with a friend for fun though thats why im banned from #eoff.



starts hacking the sword in the stone and pulling the porn forum

and no i will never be an Unne i hardly know him yet praise him



what was i talking about again?
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.... ah yes errr no lost it again


*bangs head off wall*

it's better to surpass unne than to become him ever think of that?

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Arr Ess Id.

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[q=theundeadhero] Cid's Sexy Lingerie?[/q]
The battle begins.

RSid. Or Arse-id.

Once again Wes knows the reason for everything. He probably also has inside information on why we want to ban him at least every month.

I see no real significance in a new Unne

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Once again Wes knows the reason for everything. He probably also has inside information on why we want to ban him at least every month.

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I know things because I, y'know, ASK if I'm curious. Unlike SOME lazy people who just say "I'll join the RP tomorrow." >=o

And you guys couldn't keep me banned for long. You know what they say, "absence makes the heart grow fonder." :love:

what a topic this has turned out to be *steal destai's and BoB's wallets and buys a mic and snacks*


The Unne wars begin ready who ever you all are fight

Will the real Dr Unne please stand up, please stand up ^_^

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Dr Unne: So yeah, it's either leave EoFF, or start finding where people live and going there and punching them in the face. You pick.

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I'd actually be interested in seeing the latter being put into acton. :P

vegasoad should be the new Unne.

That's a joke!

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Hells yeah. xD

1. I've never met anyone from here, but I am going to meet Leeza in a couple months.
2. "Obtusely intelligent" is an oxymoron.
3. I'd keep my promise to Sean if either Sean or I still gave a crap about it.
4. Not everyone is an idiot, but more than enough people are idiots for it to be too annoying to want to withstand on a regular basis. I won't name any names, except ed's.
5. RSL is my replacement, enjoy.
6. Raistlin is full of crap. Congrats on being run over by a bus though, it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
7. I never raped anyone.
8. I'm oblivious to what everyone else is oblivious to, but I'm proud to add to the hilarity, however indirectly it may be.
9. I'll let you know if/when the face-punching rampage is about to begin, Shadow.

I just wanted to let you know that I have no hard feelings against anyone (much). I'm very happy as of late, and I'm off enjoying it as best I can, and part of that enjoyment is avoiding this MB like the plague. But I'm glad to know many of you, and you can always talk to me on AIM or MSN if you want to. I don't bite. Have a nice day. I'll stop by in a couple months and see how things are going.

Hey Dr Unne, long time no see. I guess making a thread like will generally summon the person back to chat again. It work with Mr Saturn at another message board and it worked here. Now maybe a update for the Final Fantasy 1 page at Classic Gaming would be nice. :P

As for the topic...nobody can replace Dr Unne.

Unne posted. At least one good thing came out of this thread. ;)

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With Dr Unne MIA for as long as he has, I demand a replacement. This replacement will have everything that looks like Dr Unne -- his picture in the album (all of them -- including that amazing lazer eyeball one), admin powers or whatever it was he had, and Dr Unne's screen name, avatar, sig and custom title 'teH shoooshyne boi lolz'.

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chaos: Finally... my wet dreams will become a reality! :love:

How about a Dr Crash??

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No.

Shuddap!! J/k. Lol :lol: :laugh: :lol: :lol:

True, he posted. So something is good

That...was......scary.........but,funny........:lol:

Heheh. Dr Queen...

NO! :twak: I can't have an important title! It's too much of a burden to me!!!! :lol: I'm playing around......but no Dr.Queen!(I do admit,it has a funny ring to it!)

Lol!!

>>> He is busy playing FF1..

So true!! lol. Trying to rate parties as well...

Unne posted. And Rirse! Now we just need C2k, Britt, bossker, and the dozens of other oldbies who've left to post...

You all act like being Dr Unne is a good thing. :eyebrow:

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Sure would be nice. :cat:

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Unne posted. And Rirse! Now we just need C2k, Britt, bossker, and the dozens of other oldbies who've left to post...

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Yeah, it'd be great and all but I'd put money down that all the oldbies we miss won't ever come back ever.

RIRSESISEIIRIIEISIIIEIRIIRRIIRIRRIIRISISIESRIR

Unne posted. :o