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Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.
Hey boy, are you going out ?
Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.
Did you draw that ?
Nope,I just advertise other people's work.
Are you watching that ?
No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.
Can you fight ?
Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).
What a stupid question.
I guess people are bored, that's why they ask scully questions. >_>
When people ask that they normally wantQuote:
Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000
1.to know where your going
2.To compliment you on your drawing
3.To know if you mind them changing the channel
4.Will you fight.
*smartass sarcastic comment*
Are you gonna eat that?
I wish I was Irish though, Destai. ;_;
5. Do you mind if I eat that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
That was random xD Glad to see you back Chris, I was wondering where you were gone. Or maybe I just stopped paying attention.Quote:
I wish I was Irish though, Destai. ; ;
1 - nobody wants to know where I'm goingQuote:
Originally Posted by Destai
2- I'm not a second hand artist
3- I don't watch TV,so no
4- " Can you fight ? " ie. " Want to fight ?" - give me a good reason,then yes.
i hate it when people answer their own questions like, have watched that yet? no?
"How did you get to be so smart"
"I eat the brains of babies. Baby brains supplement your own and make for super processing powers in your cranium!"
Thanks Destai, I guess I was just bored of GC. Well, okay, I'll ask some questions.
1. Fight?
2. Fight! Fight!
3. Fight! Fight! Fight
?
& when teachers ask you a personal quetion......THAT'S ANNOYING!!!
& yes,according to my wonderful stats,the rate of stupid questions being asked has raised by 40%
8,800 people die when using toothpicks every year.
Can I go too?
PerfectQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
"Why have you stopped drinking alcohol? You're only young!"
Oh faith...give me strength! *summons fire demon*
if u ever seen anything concerning bill engvall that supposed redneck guy on the blue collar comedy tour, thats all you've done is what he does
Yeah, the "Here's your sign" thing. The concept being, all stupid people should have to wear signs, so you know not to ask them for things. Like, "Hey, would you happen -- oh, sorry, didn't see your sign."
There was a book I had once, too. Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions...from MAD Magazine. Good book.