it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things
1. do u belive in him?
and
2. what will he get u?
Printable View
it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things
1. do u belive in him?
and
2. what will he get u?
When I was sitting on his lap :joey: Santa said he was going to give me aids. I think he meant to say bandaids.
lol :p
If Santa Claus existed, assuming that he only visits Christian homes, and only half of those children are on the nice list, and also that he travels at a speed that would allow him to visit every home, with two children per home and a fraction of a second per stop to land, drop presents, and get back in the sleigh, he would burst into flames in less than a quarter of a second from friction due to air and be completely cremated in less than a second. Merry Christmas!
I don't remember where I got that from, but anyway:
No.
Nothing; I've been naughty.
Is name is a mixed up spelling of Satan
lol :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mittopotahis
Santa....if he's Real, then he should give me a Gackt and a Keanu Reeves and a Lee Min Woo. :love:
I BELIEVE IN SANTA! And I always will.
Back when I was a wise 12-year-old, I DID A TEST. It was a test of truth, and he passed it. He PROVED he exists. That's all the proof I need! But I'll not be getting anything this year, because I don't think I've been very good! :( OH WELL.
>>> No and no.
Of course I believe in Santa. I go visit him from time to time. He makes fun of my face though. :(
Me and Santa go way back. So far back that we were in Nam together. He used to be pretty buff too, then he started useing that sleigh and his pie addiction caught up with him in the form of a big, blobby, single abdominal muscle.
I haven't believed in Santa for looonnnggg time but if I still did I want Colin Farrell for Christmas....
Santa is the biggest scam put forth by the monopolistic corporations since like forever.
One word: Pony.
santa huh... i'm not gonna say anything
there was a guy named santa claus that gave gifts to random people on chrismas day, i dont remember when, i think it was like the 1100s, i beleive he lived somewhere in iceland and visited england to give presents or something like that, anywho he's dead and decayed and its all his fault that christmas is overcommercialized, and im sure everyone would thank him cuz he's the reason anyone ever gets presents on christmas
he's to blame for the divorce of my parents
ffxfreak93(at age of 5):mommy....mommy....santa and the big girl have been playing
bouncing games for ages i'll never get a turn to tell santa what i want for chistmas*starts to cry*:cry:
well anyway i don't believe he's real
Pogo sticks?Quote:
Originally Posted by ffxfreak93
1: it's not that close to Xmas 0_o
2: of course he's real! He's my dad, and he gets in his Mustang every year and drives around the world
3: if he doesn't get me photoshop CS, I won't clean his car for him any more.
xDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Mittopotahis
OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN SANTA! I believe in Engrish Santa!
I have a large Christmas list. I'm getting 9 CDs, 2 jeans, 2 shirts, a cell phone (got that early), Shadow of the Colossus, a shirt and comic from Ctrl+Alt+Del, a shirt from H*R and a JTHM comic. :)
Well, as long as I get gifts, I even believe in gnomes. Anyway, I think I'm getting DQ VIII, a new CD case and a Memory Card.
Hah. Memories. I stopped believing when I woke on Christmas eve, at about eight years of age. I needed a pee, so I got up outta bed, and looked downstairs and saw my parents carrying all the presents to the tree. I shrugged, had that pee, and went back to bed. :)
Why don't you believe in me :cry:
Hm, I don't believe in him. Even though I've visited the so called santavillage.
Heh, I still love the tradition of writing a letter to santa. So I will do it this year too, the difference now is that I know my parents won't post it ahead to santa, but keep it as a shopping list.
I remember finding this old letter my parents had written as me when I was about 4 or 5 years old. It said I wanted a new puzzle for my sister had peed all over the old one. I wonder if I ever got one..
Because your nothing but a fake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
A FAKE I TELL YOU!
I BELEEVE
And I really want a portable dvd player and Im willing to pay for it myself just to get it in my christmas stocking on christmas morning.
Ever since I found out the truth I've gone out of my way to replace the magical image of a fat man coming down my chimney. I replaced it by buying myself expensive material gifts. So far its worked, very well I might add.
1. Yes.
2. Pregnant. Did you know that teen pregnancy rates among his elves increased tenfold last year? The lecherous old sod.
santas little helper
LITTLE HELPER
loL
Me and my friend walked past Santa sitting in the backdoor of his Grotto drinking Lucozade while talking to a couple of huge fairies.
I keep asking for Lauri Ylönen gift wrapped but I never get it :(
This year is my 'Rasmus' Christmas. ^_~
Ive asked for a Poster, a Tshirt and a Calendar. The shirt is already bought.
Also a digital camera if im lucky.
and loads of 'little things' obviously <3
I've never believed in santa... My parents never did the usual "what did you ask santa to get you?" thjing i hadn't herard of santa til i started school. I never really believed in it though. i always though a fat guy would just get stuck down the chimney. Santa is the devil (sorry GBM. Santa's more convincing)
Santa doesn't visit Iraq, or Korea, or apparently Georgia. Man, Christmas has sucked the past three years. Why won't you visit me Old Manus :cry:
It's customs man, they just won't let me carry my sack as hand luggage
Attachment 18171
sadly this is what happened to Old Manus (click the image)
bah, is everything i post rejected! :rolleyes2
Attachment 18172
and i found this amusing
Do I believe in Santa? Of course not.
What will he get me? Since I don't believe in him I don't see him getting me anything, but I'm sure I'll find something nice on my own. :cat:
It's a legend to make little brats sleep at night so the adults can get drunk earlier.
If i can be serious for a post *dies* (SPOILER) Santa was created by Coke as an advertisment during Christmas
I am serious.
Mitto, you're actually quite wrong, santa's IMAGE as ather christmas was made by coke not santa himself.
Santa Claus is of greek origin, aswell as european.
hey, I am wrong whats new? :)
So it was just the red fat guy that has flying reindeer and a sleigh that Coke created?
the reindeer thing may also have came from the original guy.
Santa wasn't originally father xmas, he was st nick something to do with the forest, he wore green and oak leaves.
Santa stopped visiting me when after I accidentally spelt his name Satan Claus when I was eight.
Same thing with the Easter bunny. The Ester bunny came instead that year.
1. No.Quote:
Originally Posted by loza
2. See above. ;)
Santa claus does not exist which is why he won't be bringing me any presents.:(
1. nope, but it was so wonderful when i did
2. books, costume jewellry, and some tea
mutually exclusive?? i think not.
i suppose if you don't believe in him it doesn't come... if you do, he does...
Then Georgian custom officers are the worst. I hear eestlinc wants to become one though.
Oh, my parents gave me the chrismas present.. I believe it is true but.. Ahh.. They're lie..