You're going to hell!

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11-16-2005, 08:27 PM
Jebus

You're going to hell!

So. As I was walking to my Latin class today, there were people standing outside the student union yelling about how everyone's going to hell, and that we've been brainwashed since youth.

I wasn't too sure about what they were saying because the laughter was too loud (other people, not them) until I read their pamphlet. Which says, and I'm typing it right off (I'd scan but it isn't working right now.),"This is exactly what you are doing in college( "eating the knowledge of the tree of good and evil")(Gen.2:16). You are building the tower of ego. You are striving to enhance your self-worth. You defy God "I am NOT worthless" (Jer.17:9/Ecc.9:3/Job25:6)." Etc. And that is verbatim from the pamphlet.

I haven't laughed that hard since the night before (went to see Jim Gaffigan. Much hilarity ensued, but that's off topic).

So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?
11-16-2005, 08:28 PM
Shoden

We wasted the entire Science lesson talking about Beer.
11-16-2005, 08:29 PM
DK

PiP's avatar. I'm not kidding one bit, I burst out laughing just thinking about it.
11-16-2005, 08:31 PM
Shoeberto

Chemistry was fun today. My friend found a girl's denim jacket in his chair, so he put it on. It was kind of like "Fat guy in a little coat" from Tommy Boy, except my friend's not really fat or anything, it was just really small because it was a girl's coat.

Yes, it was funny. smurf you, I don't need your approval! I'll go somewhere else!
11-16-2005, 08:33 PM
Venom

..........Hell is kinda cool.......i guess.:(
11-16-2005, 09:06 PM
Sasquatch

So, what, you're going to hell because you went to college? Damn, that's harsh. (It's people like that that give Christians a bad name.)

I had Topper's berry stix today. Pretty damn good.
11-16-2005, 09:07 PM
Jebus

No. We're going to hell because we're using the potential and abilities that they say god gave us. :p

I love religious crazies. Great entertainment.
11-16-2005, 09:10 PM
Flying Mullet

I was having a good day helping people avoid hell until everyone laughed at our pamphlets. :cry:
11-16-2005, 09:12 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyono

PiP's avatar. I'm not kidding one bit, I burst out laughing just thinking about it.

Dan's avatar made me laugh, but that laugh has soured greatly when my avatar was changed.
11-16-2005, 09:39 PM
Venom

Well since we're all going to Hell, ummmm......what do you guys wanna do when we're there?
11-16-2005, 09:40 PM
Meat Puppet

eestlinc had sex with my soul
11-16-2005, 09:44 PM
Giga Guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jebus

So. As I was walking to my Latin class today, there were people standing outside the student union yelling about how everyone's going to hell, and that we've been brainwashed since youth.

I wasn't too sure about what they were saying because the laughter was too loud (other people, not them) until I read their pamphlet. Which says, and I'm typing it right off (I'd scan but it isn't working right now.),"This is exactly what you are doing in college( "eating the knowledge of the tree of good and evil")(Gen.2:16). You are building the tower of ego. You are striving to enhance your self-worth. You defy God "I am NOT worthless" (Jer.17:9/Ecc.9:3/Job25:6)." Etc. And that is verbatim from the pamphlet.

I haven't laughed that hard since the night before (went to see Jim Gaffigan. Much hilarity ensued, but that's off topic).

So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?

So ultimately, we should remain uneducated, and thusly unemployed....?
11-16-2005, 09:46 PM
Venom

Well it seems easy enough, and i already have a headstart being uneducated.:D
11-16-2005, 09:55 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

eestlinc had sex with my soul

And now eest has the herpes.
11-16-2005, 10:04 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyono

PiP's avatar. I'm not kidding one bit, I burst out laughing just thinking about it.

You are so evil. And sadistic. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. :(
11-16-2005, 10:48 PM
Captain Maxx Power

I thought up of ways of berating my lower-middle class friends, being the bitter lower class person I am.
11-17-2005, 12:22 AM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Well this thread made me chuckle, especially given the inherent potential of the situation.
11-17-2005, 12:28 AM
StarlightAngel

Heheheheh XD

Today, I got to eat 3 chocolate muffins. SUGAR! x3
11-17-2005, 12:30 AM
Jebus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Well this thread made me chuckle, especially given the inherent potential of the situation.

Yeah. I go to Missouri State by the way. >_>

Wish I knew these people. College might be more interesting.
11-17-2005, 07:26 PM
Anaisa

I went to college once last week and arrived in hell before I even got there:eek: It was hell on wheels. A bus with seats that feel like there made of concrete and mainly freaks as passengers which is often the case with buses. Today I had another bad bus experience I never bother checking the times of the buses at the stop near where I live I always just walk to the stop and one turns up within a few minutes. Today one arrived straight away and I thought that was lucky. Until to my horror I realised it was picking up kids from high school:mad2: They were all piled on the bus in no time and started causing a commotion shouting out as much smut and expletives as they could and theatening to batter one another. Then they started shouting at the teachers out of the window and the teachers got on the bus and made them all get off! Then after telling them off, apoligised to the people on the bus like myself who weren't school kid morons, and then let them pile back on again:mad: If your going to get them off then fine, but making us wait while you tell them off then let the idiots pile back on:mad2: I had places to be. But in the end I just had to laugh to myself about pathetic they all were and how the school girls in skirts looked was pure comedy! Their legs all daubed in fake tan, and all flabby. They looked like they had sausages for legs:kaolaugh:
11-17-2005, 08:26 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?

On Gamefaqs, someone said I sounded like a girl. :D :lol: :D
11-17-2005, 09:30 PM
Traitorfish

On GameFAQs, someone said I was banned. I think it was a mod...
11-17-2005, 11:43 PM
Xaven

Quote:

So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?

Nothing much, actually. I wish something had, because I was bored.
11-17-2005, 11:46 PM
Seymour_Guado_Goth

I personally don't find that funny.
11-18-2005, 12:40 AM
kikimm

I thought it was funny. But uh, today's been a pretty [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ty day for me so I got nothin`. Actually, I got Subway!
11-18-2005, 07:17 AM
ThroneofDravaris

Meh, if I was taking Latin as a university course I would be pissed off as well.
11-18-2005, 08:01 AM
theundeadhero

I'm still waiting for my day to brighen up :)

When I was a junior or senior in high school our school tried to sue a church for forcing pamphlets on the students.
11-18-2005, 08:06 AM
black orb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jebus

So. What brightened up your day that normally wouldn't have, or was just unusual?

>>> The latest EoFF announcement, Is just too funny..
11-18-2005, 08:11 AM
Boosk

lol
Im already in Hell...I mean Hull...:D

there was a guy in the centre of Hull doing that...it was soooo funny seeing all the scallys actually listening to what he had to say....funny and a little sureal....

Kagga (is BACK!) :love:
11-18-2005, 03:36 PM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

And now eest has the herpes.

I don't want genital herpes to get in my way of enjoying life. That's why I use Valtrex!
11-18-2005, 03:46 PM
Rainecloud

Someone's signature made me laugh the other day. I can't remember which member has it, but there are two cats in the picture, and the caption is "We can't stop here. This is bat country".

I hadn't laughed so much in weeks.
11-18-2005, 05:54 PM
Anaisa

My day was really bad but I always manage to laugh at something. Today I was on real tracksuiter territory and it amused me that a sign had been put up that said no games of cricket! Just the thought of tracksuiters setting up a game of cricket on that titchy bit of wasteland amused me. And lots of the near by houses and buildings had the windows smashed. And I could imagine the tracksuiters on television saying "arr mate, if only we could have a nice game of cricket on that little wee bit of wasteland there, we wouldn't have to throw bricks through the windows because we'd be playing our cricket there wouldn't we ?" Also I was laughing at the toilet paper in college it was awful. And it had a leaf pattern on it which made me laugh because I was thinking why spend your time putting a leaf pattern on it when you could dedicate your time to making this awful paper softer?Then I realised the pattern was obviously a suggestion that you'd be in more comfort wipeing your ass with leaves then with that stuff. Welcome to my world of silly humour which amuses no one but me and the odd relative.....
11-18-2005, 06:20 PM
Silmaril

I'm still waiting for my day to shower me with joy and meaning...
11-18-2005, 07:42 PM
Venom

Im south of heaven:D
11-18-2005, 10:16 PM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I was having a good day helping people avoid hell until everyone laughed at our pamphlets. :cry:

Flying Mullet, master of contextual comedy. xD
11-19-2005, 07:22 AM
fantasyjunkie

oh boy this thread is funny. I got a good laugh out of it :D
11-19-2005, 10:07 AM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Flying Mullet, master of contextual comedy. xD

Aren't they making that a catagory at the Emmies?
11-19-2005, 03:09 PM
Anaisa

I saw a man on one of those childrens motorcycles riding on it down a main road, it was a really small one as well. It would be too small for someone over the age of 5 let alone a full grown man. It was so funny:lol: