I couldn't fit it in the stocking.

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12-23-2005, 10:14 PM
Gopher Gamble

I couldn't fit it in the stocking.

Hi! I wanted to give everyone here a Christmas/Holiday present that everyone would love. So of course the natural conclusion was a Russian mail order bride. However I'm not rich and I could only afford one. Check your local listings for when she'll be in you're area.:D
12-23-2005, 10:16 PM
Blackmageboi

I had a russian mail order bride once, turned out she was english and then she disapeared with all my money.
oh yeah hello!*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee
12-23-2005, 10:16 PM
Psychotic

Is it Yamaneko? It's Yamaneko, isn't it? I think I'll pass on this one. Kyono can have my turn.
12-23-2005, 10:17 PM
themagicroundabout

I hope she looks like Stalin! :excited:
12-23-2005, 10:31 PM
Denmark

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy!
12-23-2005, 10:36 PM
Venom

Welcome Newbie!
12-23-2005, 10:40 PM
Zeldy

Lauri can go in my stocking anytime :jokey:
12-23-2005, 10:41 PM
themagicroundabout

I don't think that Lauri is a Russian mail order bride, unfortunately :(
12-23-2005, 10:47 PM
Leeza

I want everyone to note that this is a newbie thread and post as such or I'll close it.

Welcome to EoFF, Gopher Gamble. In the future, please make threads that have a topic for discussion. Thank you. :)
12-23-2005, 10:48 PM
Vyk

Hmm... Y'know, if I wasn't already fairly smitten with somebody, that idea might be the way to go. Hard to find any appreciative girls that like nice guys. (Not impossible, just hard)
12-23-2005, 11:18 PM
Old Manus

Who the hell are you (in russia ~~greeting greets YOU~~ this is a warm christmas greeting)
12-23-2005, 11:45 PM
Jess

Hiyaaa.
Welcome to EOFF~
12-24-2005, 12:01 AM
ffxfreak93

welcome to the depths of hell noob
12-24-2005, 12:02 AM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

I want everyone to note that this is a newbie thread and post as such or I'll close it.

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/hohorly.jpg

Anyways, welcome to EoFF you newb! :D And you're right. It won't fit in the stocking.
12-24-2005, 12:57 AM
Lord Xehanort

I hope there's a huge mistake and they send me Hayden Christensen!!!!!
12-24-2005, 01:00 AM
TurkSlayer

He may be a newb, but he's a damned good one.
12-24-2005, 02:01 AM
kikimm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ansem

I hope there's a huge mistake and they send me Hayden Christensen!!!!!

And welcome, by the way. Have fun! But hopefully I didn't need to tell you that.
12-24-2005, 02:11 AM
Gopher Gamble

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurkSlayer

He may be a newb, but he's a damned good one!

I'm glad you approve and I would like to take this time to say that I am not nor ever have been affiliated with turks.
12-24-2005, 02:11 AM
Lord Xehanort

*glares at kikimm*

*glomps Hayden* HE IS MINE!!!!
12-24-2005, 02:51 AM
TurkSlayer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble

I'm glad you approve and I would like to take this time to say that I am not nor ever have been affiliated with turks.

Ah, but you appear to be associated with the gophers. I know your secret. :shifty:
12-24-2005, 11:33 AM
Neco Arc

merry :tonberry:!!!!
12-24-2005, 01:57 PM
Lord Xehanort

Very Merry Tonberry
To You Too

OMG, two lines of rhymes...
12-24-2005, 02:24 PM
Little Miss Awesome

Quote:

Originally Posted by themagicroundabout

I don't think that Lauri is a Russian mail order bride, unfortunately :(

You never know :p